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adultbusiness
12-19-08, 01:10 PM
Ok, it's a little spammy but I only do it once a decade so don't beat me up...

We have just launched a 'mainstream' service but it's ideal for Escorts, Webmasters, Blogs, etc etc.

Loaf is a new and exciting mobile service! Basically, you register your free Loaf name and link it to your mobile number.

Then when you are out at a club, bar or just putting and advert online you give your Loaf name instead of your mobile number! It’s easy, safe and anonymous. When you want to stop getting texts from that person you just block them – simple!

Loaf is ideal for situations where you want people to contact you on your mobile BUT you don't want to give your mobile number.

Go to loaf.co.uk (http://www.loaf.co.uk)to get your free Loaf name before someone else gets it!

You know it makes sense – use yer Loaf! :cheer:

-HF
12-19-08, 01:30 PM
i assume you can change the number attached to a name?

adultbusiness
12-19-08, 01:40 PM
i assume you can change the number attached to a name?

Yes, you assume right......

psl
12-19-08, 01:43 PM
Very interesting. Did you develop it or has Mr Knell got anything to do with it?:reading:

Jase
12-19-08, 01:50 PM
Is the 25p per message on top of the normal text charge or including it?

badbee
12-19-08, 01:57 PM
Can you assign more than one name to a number?

daveydude
12-19-08, 02:34 PM
I'm "dave" at Loaf. Nice to meet you :)

Geezer
12-19-08, 03:15 PM
So why does a name be available but if you go back and try again, without registering its no longer available?

Are you going to be charging to register later on, or selling names?

adultbusiness
12-19-08, 03:43 PM
So why does a name be available but if you go back and try again, without registering its no longer available?

Are you going to be charging to register later on, or selling names?

Ok, a few answers in one go!

If a name is searched for, it stays 'reserved' for an hour afterwards and then becomes available.... and no, not reserving any names so grab what you can!

The 25p is inclusive so no extra charges on top.... basically, its roughly twice a normal text for the user....

Entirely our baby, first conceived a few years ago but waited for the technology to catch up with the idea....

No, one name per number....BUT, you can change the number when you want....

Appreciate the feedback on this......

towlie
12-19-08, 03:52 PM
So who's got a loaf name ? bet you cant guess what mine is ;)

Damian
12-19-08, 04:28 PM
So who's got a loaf name ? bet you cant guess what mine is ;)

fuckinguselesscunt@loaf.co.uk

?

towlie
12-19-08, 04:30 PM
fuckinguselesscunt@loaf.co.uk

?
Nope I left that one for you ! :P
fuckinguselessmagiccunt@loaf.co.uk Is also available if you need it ;)

adultbusiness
12-19-08, 04:35 PM
fuckinguselesscunt@loaf.co.uk

?

You do realise its texting and not emailing.... or have you gone all Markham on me?

Geezer
12-19-08, 04:42 PM
Ok, a few answers in one go!

If a name is searched for, it stays 'reserved' for an hour afterwards and then becomes available


Okey Dokey, thats actually quite a good idea, I presume DVT came up with it?

Geezer
12-19-08, 04:45 PM
Appreciate the feedback on this......

While we're talking about feedback...the links at the bottom on the registration page are, well... not linked

Oh and on the "what is loaf" it says "saucysusan with then receive:" surely should be will, maybe DVT really is involved :catfight:

adultbusiness
12-19-08, 04:47 PM
Okey Dokey, thats actually quite a good idea, I presume DVT came up with it?

Of course, he informed me of it during a board meeting at Cricket Babes PLC prior to its Nasdaq floatation....

I'll get those links sorted pronto, cheers....

Damian
12-19-08, 04:54 PM
You do realise its texting and not emailing.... or have you gone all Markham on me?

What is this texting you speak of? Is it some tube thing that's just going to take your traffic? Jesus, you are stupid if it is.

Jase
12-19-08, 05:05 PM
Two suggestions - when I sign up why doesnt the system send me a message to my mobile number telling me to confirm my phone? I been waiting for 15 mins for a text before realising thats not how it works!

Point two - dont subscribers get any sort of welcome email with their username and password etc? I am shite at remembering such things and emails are my saviour!

psl
12-19-08, 05:11 PM
OK question answered thanks.
Have you got a white label solution for loaf?If yes what's the Robert Moore with the deal? :reading: I have a contact who has a dating site company with a lot of well, dating sites that it would work well with.

adultbusiness
12-19-08, 05:25 PM
Two suggestions - when I sign up why doesnt the system send me a message to my mobile number telling me to confirm my phone? I been waiting for 15 mins for a text before realising thats not how it works!

Point two - dont subscribers get any sort of welcome email with their username and password etc? I am shite at remembering such things and emails are my saviour!

Both points very valid and both now addressed.... the beauty of inhouse development! Thanks for those.....

No Whitelabel planned but we are looking at affiliation to give a kickback on the revenue.....

Geezer
12-19-08, 05:31 PM
I actually think this could be huge, not that I'm interested, you probably need some sort of social life for this sot of thing.

psl
12-19-08, 05:32 PM
No Whitelabel planned but we are looking at affiliation to give a kickback on the revenue.....

Any dates in mind?

psl
12-19-08, 05:32 PM
I actually think this could be huge, not that I'm interested, you probably need some sort of social life for this sot of thing.

lol

Geezer
12-19-08, 05:42 PM
Just thinking about this and wondered if there is a way to block people from sending you text?

I mean if you don't want them to have your number in case they keep texting you with shit, what is to stop them just keep sending you shit via your loaf "Nick" ?

adultbusiness
12-19-08, 05:49 PM
Just thinking about this and wondered if there is a way to block people from sending you text?

I mean if you don't want them to have your number in case they keep texting you with shit, what is to stop them just keep sending you shit via your loaf "Nick" ?

Yes, don't you read the FAQ? :character0079:

Just send a text with: BLOCK (LOAF NAME) and they are blocked! Obviously, UNBLOCK (LOAF NAME) does quite the reverse.........

Geezer
12-19-08, 05:53 PM
Yes, don't you read the FAQ? :character0079:

Just send a text with: BLOCK (LOAF NAME) and they are blocked! Obviously, UNBLOCK (LOAF NAME) does quite the reverse.........

When I went to registar there was no FAQ's, although at the bottom it did say "Help" but it wasn't clickable :P

I will now go and have a bit of a look before I ask my next question :)

adultbusiness
12-19-08, 05:54 PM
When I went to registar there was no FAQ's, although at the bottom it did say "Help" but it wasn't clickable :P

You picky fucker.... that's sorted now :dorsetpolice:

You are being far to nice and helpful today, you coming down with something?

Jase
12-19-08, 05:56 PM
The only thing I dont like is you have to be a member to send a message to someone using this and, if you arent, you get a text asking you to sign up on a website which is a bit counterproductive I think.

I was thinking of using it as another way for customers to be able to text enquiries to me rather than email or calling but Im not so sure now if they have to be members as most will just not bother to sign up once they get the SMS back and I have potentially lost their interest. I know why you do it but that just my :twocents:

adultbusiness
12-19-08, 05:56 PM
Any dates in mind?


August 5th 1956..... but with regard to affiliation, I would say a few weeks and we'll have it sorted!

Geezer
12-19-08, 06:01 PM
Ahhh my next question seems to have been addressed by Jase, see above :)
This is why I asked about blocking.
On the "what is loaf" page you say:

"In time, this site and the services offered from Loaf will evolve so stay in touch and make sure you read our Help & Support pages to understand how we work and how you can get the most from Loaf."

I think the "Help & Support" should be linked ;)

Geezer
12-19-08, 06:06 PM
The only thing I dont like is you have to be a member to send a message to someone using this and, if you arent, you get a text asking you to sign up on a website which is a bit counterproductive I think.


I think the site is probably more geared towards dating and social networking type sites really so people would be prepared to sign up so they could contact that gorgeous looking bird or bloke.

I mean look at facebook, they have a few people registered so I'm sure lots and lots of people would be prepared to register, and it is free so...

Geezer
12-19-08, 06:08 PM
A short TV ad campaign should work wonders

spann0
12-19-08, 06:24 PM
you need loaf.com realy

adultbusiness
12-19-08, 07:29 PM
you need loaf.com realy

Ideally... but tried and failed to get my hands on it!

psl
12-19-08, 09:51 PM
Ideally... but tried and failed to get my hands on it!

I got xxxloaf.com, do you want it?

adultbusiness
12-19-08, 09:54 PM
I got xxxloaf.com, do you want it?

Not quite as catchy! Why did you buy it though? Bread Porn?

psl
12-19-08, 10:02 PM
Not quite as catchy! Why did you buy it though? Bread Porn?

You got a great product, some cunt will probably try and hitch his wagon on it better a cunt like me:noway2:

Seriously, it stops some muppet fuckin up your brand. I wont do anything with it but I will 'lease' it too you:P

badbee
12-19-08, 11:14 PM
oooh, I got xxxxloaf.com :)

Scotty.T
12-19-08, 11:23 PM
If we are starting to talk about brand protection... I see a company going by the name Safetext already has a 'loaf' domain, I wonder what they were going to do with that :) Unless you are all the same people :)

Jel
12-20-08, 12:04 AM
bit tired here, but how do I make money from it?

mOBSCENE
12-20-08, 01:33 AM
bit tired here, but how do I make money from it?

Use your loaf, son :oldman:

adultbusiness
12-20-08, 08:11 AM
If we are starting to talk about brand protection... I see a company going by the name Safetext already has a 'loaf' domain, I wonder what they were going to do with that :) Unless you are all the same people :)

Never heard from them but interesting.... I'll send the boys round this afternoon :character0072:

JT
12-20-08, 09:05 AM
Very nice idea, well done.

One thing.


Can a site/model make money from the texts some how?

eg if someone wants to send and recieve texts from site/model can they be charged more or can the model get a cut of the money?


If not, fuck off with your stupid idea :P

adultbusiness
12-20-08, 09:28 AM
Very nice idea, well done.

One thing.


Can a site/model make money from the texts some how?

eg if someone wants to send and recieve texts from site/model can they be charged more or can the model get a cut of the money?


If not, fuck off with your stupid idea :P

We are working on an affiliate 'plugin' for it.... bear in mind that there's not a lot of kickback in a 25p text though..... The real beauty for models/escorts/swingers etc is being contactable but remaining anonymous and from their point of view its free to receive...

DaveKnell
12-20-08, 11:07 AM
I got xxxloaf.com, do you want it?
Not quite as catchy! Why did you buy it though? Bread Porn?

whiteloaf.eu is available, as is the BNP membership list (mostly with mobile numbers) if you have a look on Wikileaks - maybe an opportunity for a bit of SMS marketing?!

--Dave

Scotty.T
12-20-08, 11:27 AM
If we are starting to talk about brand protection... I see a company going by the name Safetext already has a 'loaf' domain, I wonder what they were going to do with that :) Unless you are all the same people :)

My 'already' should have read 'also', I thought I had changed it.

Hog
12-21-08, 08:47 AM
Very good idea, well done. I will mention this in office could be good milage with affili program. :-)