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Tim

12-09-05, 01:48 AM

If two monkeys are having sex in a barrel of water, how long will it take for the water to boil?

12-09-05, 01:58 AM

What breed of monkey?

-HF

12-09-05, 02:05 AM

What breed of monkey?
african or european?

12-09-05, 02:08 AM

african or european?
I mean - is it a migratory monkey?

12-09-05, 08:31 AM

:smoke:

xcite-tv

12-09-05, 09:28 AM

If two monkeys are having sex in a barrel of water, how long will it take for the water to boil?

Wooden barrel ???

nekrom

12-09-05, 10:05 AM

How much water in the barrel?

-N

Geezer

12-09-05, 10:10 AM

I mean - is it a migratory monkey?

That's funny, I finally bought myself another DVD player and the other day I got out a couple of DVD's I had and introduced my kids to Monty :cheers2:

craig

12-09-05, 11:45 AM

monkeyA+monkeyB^2*x^2 + barrel^2*y^2 = a^2*b^2 minutes per square monkey

Tim

12-12-05, 05:37 PM

I mean - is it a migratory monkey?

I don't know. But it is gripping a coconut by the husk.

morefodder

12-12-05, 07:14 PM

I don't know. But it is gripping a coconut by the husk.

Its not a question of where they are gripping it ... its a question of air speed velocity ... hehehe .. excellent film !!

Tim

12-12-05, 08:02 PM

http://www.scene24.net/media/pics/1/20031125-bridgekeeper.jpg