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OK, lets try this for a bit of fun.
You need to start your reply with the last word of the previous reply.
So if I say "I love bacon" you would have to start your reply with "bacon"
I'll start one for an example...
I enjoy beer
Beer is cheaper than champagne
Champagne and beer are two of the prizes I won here
Here is a nice place to be
OK, so you get it, play along or fuck off
dvtimes
12-09-05, 12:12 AM
Off is a buttun I have on my keyboard.
Off is a buttun I have on my keyboard.
Keyboard is a thing that is used to write on a computer
dvtimes
12-09-05, 12:19 AM
no. A keyboard is not used to write on a computer, but to enter data. Its a data input devise that I find of use.
no. A keyboard is not used to write on a computer, but to enter data. Its a data input devise that I find of use.
Use a slimmer model on your next movie
dvtimes
12-09-05, 12:22 AM
movies mania is a condition of when people buy way too many dvd's to view.
movies mania is a condition of when people buy way too many dvd's to view.
View to a kill was a James Bond film and a sinlge by duran duran
View my Tess Tickles Dr Rimmer
View my Tess Tickles Dr Rimmer
Rimmer was not the last word of the previous post, it was duran
Duran duran was a character in the film Barbarella
Duran duran was a character in Barbarella
Duran duran was a character in Barbarella
Barbarella was the last word in the previous post, not duran, see you have to be quick to get the last word
Duran duran was a character in the film Barbarella
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Head was not the last word in the previous thread, play properly
dvtimes
12-09-05, 12:36 AM
Barbarella is such a sexy film. Its so hot at the start when she rolls around in her ship in the nude with the sexy song.
Song sounds like thong but agian it wasn't the last word of the post before yours.
This ain't rocket science
dvtimes
12-09-05, 12:45 AM
Song sounds like thong but agian it wasn't the last word of the post before yours.
This ain't rocket science
I think Geezer is getting stressed.
This thread is cracking me up.
I can hardly type.
:lmao2: = this is how I feel reading this thread.
Thread the string through the bridge hole and loop it around itself.
dvtimes
12-09-05, 12:58 AM
itself is a word. words make up sentences. sentences help create comunication between others. over the ages this has created great books. or produce the usual garbage posted on beerandbollocks.com.
itself is a word. words make up sentences. sentences help create comunication between others. over the ages this has created great books. or produce the usual garbage posted on beerandbollocks.com.
Com is used short for communication
dvtimes
12-09-05, 01:06 AM
communication can be done in many ways. One forn i use is mime. I like to go up to people in the street and rather talk to them, I mime.
communication can be done in many ways. One forn i use is mime. I like to go up to people in the street and rather talk to them, I mime.
Mime is silent
dvtimes
12-09-05, 01:10 AM
Mime is silent
silent is what we wish geezer would be at times. but he insists on posting. at least he makes us giggle. but i must go to bed now as its late and i need my sleep.
Sleep is necessary. Mime is what Adrian used to do on Jigsaw. Janet Ellis also presented it but all that pales into insignificance when you consider the appearance of Mr Noseybonk.
But back to sleep. Beds are under rated.
dvtimes
12-09-05, 01:15 AM
Sleep is necessary. Mime is what Adrian used to do on Jigsaw. Janet Ellis also presented it but all that pales into insignificance when you consider the appearance of Mr Noseybonk.
But back to sleep. Beds are under rated.Rat Ed was my pet. He would go on walks with me when I was 10. We would walk up the road. Then back again. I did this each day till I was 18.I had no friends, becase I never got a bath.
Bath is great and contains many historic treats. Situated at the centre of the World Heritage city, the Roman Baths and Pump Room is without doubt one of the most delightful historic buildings in the country.
Bath is great and contains many historic treats. Situated at the centre of the World Heritage city, the Roman Baths and Pump Room is without doubt one of the most delightful historic buildings in the country.
Country people like to hunt foxes, maybe not all but some do
dvtimes
12-09-05, 01:20 AM
country fairs is where I can make a living. I dance around and get money from being the villiage idiot. I am very good at this. Often I put baloons in the front of my shirt and pretend to be a lady.
country fairs is where I can make a living. I dance around and get money from being the villiage idiot. I am very good at this. Often I put baloons in the front of my shirt and pretend to be a lady.
Lady wasn't the last word, keep up
dvtimes
12-09-05, 01:23 AM
up yours, I say, simply because I may type somthing when somone else does on the same word.
dvtimes
12-09-05, 01:24 AM
word up, is a cool thing to say to people.
People who made a difference. Today's example: John Lennon. Imagine.
People who made a difference. Today's example: John Lennon. Imagine.
Imagine if he wasn't shot dead, he would be just another hasbeen
Has been ages since I had a curry. This must be rectified this weekend.
dvtimes
12-09-05, 01:34 AM
weekend in 48 hours or so.
weekend in 48 hours or so.
So it's the weekend, it's just the same as the reast of the week
dvtimes
12-09-05, 01:40 AM
week is one of those odd words. is sounds the same as weak. the doctors said i was weak in the head as a child for starting those fires. i spent a long time in a padded room. it was nice.
Nice. Alan beat me to that one! Week in week out. Ball in the back of the net. Basically at the end of the day. Limited vocabularies and sports news interupting more important issues don't arrrff nark me right off you know.
Know is pronounced the same as no, but know is used to say you know something as in knowledge
dvtimes
12-09-05, 01:43 AM
"know what i did last night" i used to say, running around the streets with blood on my axe. i had fun as a child.
Child type people are a bit slow to post
dvtimes
12-09-05, 01:45 AM
knowledge is a dagerouse thing some say. i say a box of matches and a can of pertrol and me outside the girls high school is more dagerouse.
dvtimes
12-09-05, 01:46 AM
post is what i get in the afternoon. my postman comes late. i stand in the nude ready to collect the letters as they pop throw the door.
knowledge is a dagerouse thing some say. i say a box of matches and a can of pertrol and me outside the girls high school is more dagerouse.
dagerouse is what Penfold used to say to his boss when drunk.
Drunk is what DVT must be or he doesn't understand the concept of this wassname
dvtimes
12-09-05, 01:48 AM
drunk her blood i did, after i cut her throat. i said that will teach you miss for giving my drawing of a snail a D-.
dvtimes
12-09-05, 01:49 AM
wassname is a game made by geezer that i am playing at 1.50am.
drunk her blood i did, after i cut her throat. i said that will teach you miss for giving my drawing of a snail a D-.
Snail seems to be the last word and it sums DVT up so well. He is just too slow
1:50am isn't actually a word but I'll use it anyway
Anyway, they say you can slow down the ageing process with Anti-Oxidants. I am skeptical.
dvtimes
12-09-05, 01:53 AM
Anyway I am off to bed. I am sure by the time I press enter somone else will have posted a line starting with the word ANYWAY. But still I shall type this as a last post, as its late and I need to sleep.
I hope you all have fun with this game.
Sleep well.
Its been rather a bit of fun tonight.
Chat to you all Friday.
dvtimes
12-09-05, 01:54 AM
skeptical sounds like somthing I use on my victims.
skeptical sounds like somthing I use on my victims.
Victims of deep vein thrombosis lost their appeal to the law lords yesterday for the right to claim compensation from airlines.
The House of Lords upheld earlier rulings that rejected claims by air passengers or their families seeking to sue British Airways and other airlines for death and injury allegedly caused by DVT
DVT can be blamed for many things, but surely even he cant be blamed for vein thrombosis
DVT can be blamed for many things, but surely even he cant be blamed for vein thrombosis
thrombosis is a medical terminoligy
xcite-tv
12-09-05, 10:02 AM
thrombosis is a medical terminoligy
Terminoligy is a illness where your allergic to airports
Terminoligy is a illness where your allergic to airports
Aiports are good places to get on planes
daveydude
12-09-05, 11:57 AM
Planes are safer than cars, judged on the number of people who die in plane crashes compared to the number who die in car crashes. But, compared to a car crash, your chances of surviving a plane crash are slim.
dvtimes
12-09-05, 11:58 AM
slim is not what people can call Geezer.
slim is not what people can call Geezer.
Geezer is a bloddy nice bloke
dvtimes
12-09-05, 12:47 PM
bloke is what sothern people call the male.
bloke is what sothern people call the male.
Male genitals are sometimes refered to as meat and two veg
Veg such as carrots are easy to insert.
-N
Veg such as carrots are easy to insert.
-N
Insert a carrot in your arse and you will funny all day long
Going back to where it got lost...
Duran winter it gets very cold
Cold wasn't the last word of the previous post, you just wanted to get that great joke in didn't you
You or me.. ? Yup I just wanted to get that in...
You or me.. ? Yup I just wanted to get that in...
In out in out you shake it all about
about time this nonsense finds an end.
dvtimes
12-09-05, 05:31 PM
end will come soon I hope.
Hope this goes on for a long time
dvtimes
12-09-05, 05:58 PM
Time used to sell PC computers, but went bust.
Time used to sell PC computers, but went bust.
bust or liquidation?
dvtimes
12-09-05, 06:58 PM
liquidation is what i get when i put a baby into a liqidiser.
liquidation is what i get when i put a baby into a liqidiser.
liqidiser, I think you mean liquidiser
Cardinal_Sin
12-09-05, 08:45 PM
liqidiser, I think you mean liquidiser
liquidiser! - That's the fucker
liquidiser! - That's the fucker
fucker and then then make her do you washing
Washing is something I haven't done for months.
Washing is something I haven't done for months.
Months ago was the last time then
Then yes, I am quite dirty.
Dirty talk makes money.
Money can be a nice thing
Thing is, money isn't everything - although it helps an awful lot
Thing is, money isn't everything - although it helps an awful lot
Lot of people think money will make them happy, but you have to be happy inside
Cardinal_Sin
12-09-05, 10:03 PM
Lot of people think money will make them happy, but you have to be happy inside
Inside - I came inside yer cunt, said Grumfuttock
Inside Geezer's wallet you'll find a load of dead moths among the ten shilling notes
Inside Geezer's wallet you'll find a load of dead moths among the ten shilling notes
Notes can be good to help you remember
Cardinal_Sin
12-09-05, 10:15 PM
Notes can be good to help you remember
Remember Solzenisky?
Remember Solzenisky?
Solzensiky means nothing to me so I did a Google and all I got was Your search - Solzenisky - did not match any documents
Documents are seldom worth the paper they're written on
Cardinal_Sin
12-09-05, 10:25 PM
Documents are seldom worth the paper they're written on
On google, you can't even find Solzenisky!
Solzenisky, as stated above, means nothing to Geezer, but then what do you expect?
Solzenisky, as stated above, means nothing to Geezer, but then what do you expect?
Expect the unexpected
Unexpected good fortune is the remit of risk takers
Takers piss me off, I am a giver, not in a sexual manor
Manor House is a tube station in north London, although manner is probably what you meant
Manor House is a tube station in north London, although manner is probably what you meant
Meant what I said, I would be a giver in a sexual manor, a monor for sex
Sex is pointless if nobody gets hurt
Hurt is what those that hurt do to those who seek to be hurt
Hurt seems a popular word here
Here is the place where hurt happens, often to the hurtful
Here is the place where hurt happens, often to the hurtful
Hurtful things can be a bit annoying
Annoying to think that, given the richness and depth of the English language, the word hurt continues to appear in this thread, to the extent that it's beginning to make one's brain hurt
Hurt is getting boring now, so shall we try and be clever and finish every reply with the word hurt... nah
nah nah nah nah, sticks and stones may break bones, but words don't hurt...
....the same
Cardinal_Sin
12-10-05, 12:01 AM
nah nah nah nah, sticks and stones may break bones, but words don't hurt...
....the same
Same grazelfecker
Grazelfecker is the kind of word that came up on Call My Bluff, although whether or not it has any real meaning is something that I can't be bothered to check at this very moment in time
Grazelfecker is the kind of word that came up on Call My Bluff, although whether or not it has any real meaning is something that I can't be bothered to check at this very moment in time
Time and tide wait for no man
Man I looove the cake
Cake, one slice or two Sir?
Sir Mix-a-lot sang "baby got back."
Cardinal_Sin
12-10-05, 08:57 AM
Sir Mix-a-lot sang "baby got back."
Back down now and stop arguing
Back down now and stop arguing
Arguing is when two or more people disagree
Disagree with people if you don't think they are right
Right wing politicians should be shot in the head.
Right wing politicians should be shot in the head.
Head boy is a silly old wanker who thinks he is the dogs cos he was made a mod on some forum
Head boy is a silly old wanker who thinks he is the dogs cos he was made a mod on some forum
Forums should not pay per post unless they want meaningless crap from newbie idiots.
Forums should not pay per post unless they want meaningless crap from newbie idiots.
Idiots will always frequent such places
daveydude
12-11-05, 12:28 AM
Fish is what Joe's last post smells like :p
morefodder
12-11-05, 12:48 AM
Fish is what Joe's last post smells like :p
like may be the only word in English that can be a noun, verb, adverb, adjective, preposition, conjunction, and interjection .... Dont look at me like that, I have no idea, I just copied it from google for fucks sake ... now, how on earth can I finish a sentance with the word .... erm ... ( looks around room for inspiration ) ... dwarf
dwarf porn is converting for me nicely at the moment portmanteau.
-N
Elisha Jade
12-11-05, 01:45 AM
portmanteau is a word that fuses two function words. This use overlaps a bit with the folk term contraction, but linguists tend to avoid using the latter.
Latter is a word sometimes confused with ladder, but neither spelling has anything to do with the word Xylariaceae.
Cardinal_Sin
12-11-05, 09:49 AM
Latter is a word sometimes confused with ladder, but neither spelling has anything to do with the word Xylariaceae.
Xylariaceae? That almost fucked it.
It can't be stopped, this thread I mean. There is no word that cannot be used to start a new post. I think slaxxx proved that
That is true.
True was a hit for Spandau Ballet
'Ballet dancers nude' gets 567 US Overture searches per month, so ballet dancers having lesbian sex probably is a fetish for a few select intellectual perverts.
Bills are what I had to pay in order to treat my genital warts.
Warts keep apearing inside my colon. I get them out with a bent coat hanger.
-N
Hanger steak might just be an American thing; I don't know if other people know about that.
Hanger steak might just be an American thing; I don't know if other people know about that.
That is the question
Question my sanity, my psychiatrist often does.
Question my sanity, my psychiatrist often does.
Does he really, I wouldn't see him anymore
Cardinal_Sin
12-12-05, 01:25 PM
Does he really, I wouldn't see him anymore
Anymore? she asked. - So I got on and fucked her again
Anymore? she asked. - So I got on and fucked her again
Again and again the foooble bird went round the wassname
Again and again the foooble bird went round the wassname
wassname of that town in Wales?
Oh yeah it's Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch
gogogoch is the last part of that Welsh town with the longest name
Name a British town that does not sound like Devonstratfordheresworthshirely. They all sound like that to me.
Name a British town that does not sound like Devonstratfordheresworthshirely. They all sound like that to me.
Me, a sound I call myself, far, a long long way to go
Elisha Jade
12-12-05, 11:01 PM
Go away you nutjob
Go away you nutjob
Nutjob, is that like a blowjob but involving the testicles
Elisha Jade
12-13-05, 12:36 AM
testicles are very sensitive when you suck them.
speak now or forever hold your peace
Peace is something we will never have totally in this world
World Party was a band who cared about the environment.
World Party was a band who cared about the environment.
Enviroment issues don't bother some people
people connect Francis Bacon with honorificabilitudinitatibus
Honorificabilitudinitatibus is a word appearing in act five, scene one of William Shakespeare's Love's Labour's Lost
Lost is a TV show that I cannot get excited about.
Lost is a TV show that I cannot get excited about.
About turn, said the Seargent Major
Major Major was a character in Catch 22.
Major Major was a character in Catch 22.
22 is not a word it's numbers
Numbers can be expressed as words, like twenty two is 22.
Numbers can be expressed as words, like twenty two is 22.
22 is still not a word, although twebt two is
Is twebt two a word? Or is you pissed? But I'd best not end this with a question mark, as that most definitely is not a word, which on this matter is my last word
Word is, you try to be too clever
Clever clogs also come from Holland
Baby, is wasn't the last word in that post
Holland is the home of tulips and Ruud van Nistelroy
Nistelroy wasn't the last word, try and keep up
Up yours. What are you on about
About you starting a new post with a word that wasn't on the end of the previous one
One would hope that you are reading from left to right like the rest of us, or perhaps you learnt English from an Arab
Arab people would have seen your error
Error or not, I'm off to bed. Good night
Night night, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite
Bite the bullet and get on with it.
it sucks that i'm going to be xmas eve present shopping again this year
Year after year many people do exactly the same
Same again please
Please and thank you cost nothing
Nothing to it really then, you could say
What is wrong with your hearing aid
Aid people who need it even if it is very mentencious
"mentencious coinictional. Haltspriation cosmauttes inesinni ionstable broilificing" is the sole result for mentencious on Google today
Today is a good day to die
Die another day, I reckon. Christmas is coming and, like Geezer, the goose is getting fat
not.
adv. In no way; to no degree. Used to express negation, denial, refusal, or prohibition: I will not go. You may not have any.
-N
not.
adv. In no way; to no degree. Used to express negation, denial, refusal, or prohibition: I will not go. You may not have any.
-N
Any milk today mistress
Cardinal_Sin
12-15-05, 12:45 AM
Any milk today mistress
Mistress Magda made me make more muffins
Muffins and Crumpets. Explain the difference to me using the first word Cylindrical.
Cylindrical canisters of pastry dough are kneaded by bakers to make both muffins and crumpets, however I have never had a crumpet nor have I ever seen one. Yet when I think of British people, all I can think about is tea, crumpets, and the blonde cockney chick from Are You Being Served?
Served for dinner was bangers and mash
Mash is what your brain becomes if you overdo it on the partying front.
Cardinal_Sin
12-15-05, 04:17 PM
Mash is what your brain becomes if you overdo it on the partying front.
Front of that girl reminds me of Quasimodo
Quasimodo, that name rings a bell
Quasimodo, that name rings a bell
"Bell" is that the END of it
dvtimes
12-15-05, 06:07 PM
It is Thursday today. Thats cool. Soon be the weekend.
Weekend time is the same as the rest of the week. I need to take some time off I suppose
Suppose I could use some time off too, although that's hard to justify as I've been fucking around with Yeti Pentathlon in the arcade.
Arcade games can be fun especially when you are the champion
champion the wonder horse is dead. no more. kaput!
Kaput, that's a funny old word innit
innit and issit are two words used quite often, no wad I mean, just like dissin
innit and issit are two words used quite often, no wad I mean, just like dissin
dissin enquired my wife as she was hammered doggy by the dwarf
Dwarf heights and midget heights are two completely different things, according to a study I read in the International Journal of Child Biophysiology.
Biophysiology is a word you don't hear every day
Day time is a load of bollocks
Bollocks and daytime do seem to go together; I prefer 3 am myself, muchacho.
Bollocks and daytime do seem to go together; I prefer 3 am myself, muchacho.
Muchacho, does that mean friend?, I can't be bothered to look it up and then pretend I knew
Knew correctly it meant male friend, you did. Not in a 'boyfriend' sort of way, of course.
Course some men do have boyfriends in a "boyfriend" type of fashion
Fashion was the biz I was in before getting in to porn. It had to end up here eventually.
Eventually we all edit our posts and we also eventually all die
Die Neoconservatives die!
I am only doing this job or any job to fund my mainstream company.....Here (http://www.nattillyattired.com)
Here is the last word of the previous post but "I" wasn't the last word of the post before that. Although some people just can't resist a bit of spam
spam is the meat that you mixc with onions and spread on cream crackers.....
Geezer as for the last word sorry, as for spamming whatever......
spam is the meat that you mixc with onions and spread on cream crackers.....
Geezer as for the last word sorry, as for spamming whatever......
Whatever you want is a song by Statu Quo
Quo is probably too hard a word for all you plebs
Plebs
Arh yes.. common folk of ancient Rome. the plebs and the patricians
Patricians aren't they from the land of, or fans of Patricia
Patricia is short for Trisha. I don't watch her show now it's be demoted
Demoted is the opposite of promoted.
-N
Promoted !!! he yelled walking out of the managers office. He was so excited about telling his housewife, he straigh away gave his Homophone
Promoted !!! he yelled walking out of the managers office. He was so excited about telling his housewife, he straigh away gave his Homophone
Homophone sounds like home alone
Alone is something we all are, and then we die, ending up in a box six feet under for the rest of eternity.
Alone is something we all are, and then we die, ending up in a box six feet under for the rest of eternity.
Eternity, isn't that a perfume
Perfume is one thing I wont be buying for my mrs for christmas - she has tons of the stuff and most of them smell of turnips
vegetables are consumed in Uzbekistan
Uzbekistan and many other places around the world
World of Warcraft is an overrated but still somewhat addictive game.
game is started, but oh so bad, did game it finish.
There is one word in the world that holds powers. Some say supernatural powers.
I kid ye not.
The word can never again be pronounced, written, typed by means of old fashioned typewriter, keyboard, or inferred to the group of people it has been introduced to.
Once in possesion of the word, it can only be replicated to people outside of the circle or things can happen.
Nobody knows what exactly, as no one has lived to tell the tale.
So scared are the educated, they have forbidden it to be written in any dictionary or other medium incase they induce death to the innocent.
It is said the word has been around for centuries and Hitler was even told it...... Shortly before his demise.
Did he tell anyone? who knows?
the word that cannot be replicated to anyone party here is............
zentifpodphile
zentifpodphile has 0 search results in Google.
Google is a search engine that doesn't like. I get shit hot results with Yahoo but Google give me a feeling of vomatisation
Vomatisation os probably just a made up word by me I suppose
Suppose this was the last post in this thread, would it be a catastrophy
Suppose this was the last post in this thread, would it be a catastrophy
Catastrophy it wouldn't be but it would be a shame
Shame Shame Shame was a hit record in the 70's for Shirley and Co.
morefodder
12-23-05, 04:25 PM
Shame Shame Shame was a hit record in the 70's for Shirley and Co.
co. uk domains still get mistyped .. sorry, best i could think of ... why , i do not know, but I feel the need to type cupboard
Cupboard may have come to your mind because of your sig. Cupboardy was used in a game of scrabble on little Britian and of course to get his mum to believe it she had to be hypnotised
stembolt
12-23-05, 04:42 PM
hypnotised and made to think i am on the enterprise bridge
morefodder
12-23-05, 04:42 PM
Cupboard may have come to your mind because of your sig. Cupboardy was used in a game of scrabble on little Britian and of course to get his mum to believe it she had to be hypnotised
hypnotised by the sparkle in her eyes, ( this ones all mrs morefodders ) he walked straight into the door
Door to door saleman are a thing of the past, weheeyyy
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