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Hi,
It's 5 minutes until my birthday, and so as I most likely will be on the piss for the next 24 hours, I could do with a laugh :crown:
What's your knowledge on jokes?
Pose a 1 liner joke and see if the punchline is known by a B&B'er?
Here's a couple of 1 liners to start.
1 - What do you call a female clown?
2 - what do you call a bag of fannys?
There are two things which smell of fish.
One is fish, what is the other?
What did they call Barn Owls before they had barns?
Q: What is brown and taps on the window?
If Tyfoo put the T in Britain, who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?
Why do ballet dancers wear tights?
Why did god give men penises?
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
daveydude
12-08-05, 12:31 AM
If Tyfoo put the T in Britain, who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?
Hey I was born in Scunny!
That's not my answer though. It's a rhetorical question not a joke, you're disqualified :P
daveydude
12-08-05, 12:32 AM
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic carrier bag?
What did they call Barn Owls before they had barns?
Homeless Owls?
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic carrier bag?
Michael Jackson doesn't have handles?
Why did god give men penises?
Because a woman doesn't really know what to do with one? :eyebrows:
Because a woman doesn't really know what to do with one? :eyebrows:
Why did god give men penises?
So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Why do ballet dancers wear tights?
so they have somewhere to keep their lunchbox?
right, since there is noone playing, i shall answer mine then:
Why did god give men penises?
So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up.
How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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