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craig
12-07-05, 11:56 PM
Hi,

It's 5 minutes until my birthday, and so as I most likely will be on the piss for the next 24 hours, I could do with a laugh :crown:

What's your knowledge on jokes?

Pose a 1 liner joke and see if the punchline is known by a B&B'er?

Here's a couple of 1 liners to start.

1 - What do you call a female clown?

2 - what do you call a bag of fannys?

JesseP
12-08-05, 12:16 AM
There are two things which smell of fish.

One is fish, what is the other?

Tim
12-08-05, 12:17 AM
Have a Happy Birthday :)

JesseP
12-08-05, 12:17 AM
What did they call Barn Owls before they had barns?

Tim
12-08-05, 12:17 AM
Q: What is brown and taps on the window?

JesseP
12-08-05, 12:19 AM
If Tyfoo put the T in Britain, who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?

JesseP
12-08-05, 12:21 AM
Why do ballet dancers wear tights?

-HF
12-08-05, 12:28 AM
Why did god give men penises?

-HF
12-08-05, 12:28 AM
How is pubic hair like parsley?

-HF
12-08-05, 12:29 AM
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

daveydude
12-08-05, 12:31 AM
If Tyfoo put the T in Britain, who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?

Hey I was born in Scunny!

That's not my answer though. It's a rhetorical question not a joke, you're disqualified :P

daveydude
12-08-05, 12:32 AM
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic carrier bag?

craig
12-08-05, 01:31 PM
What did they call Barn Owls before they had barns?

Homeless Owls?

craig
12-08-05, 01:32 PM
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic carrier bag?

Michael Jackson doesn't have handles?

craig
12-08-05, 01:34 PM
Why did god give men penises?

Because a woman doesn't really know what to do with one? :eyebrows:

-HF
12-08-05, 01:35 PM
Because a woman doesn't really know what to do with one? :eyebrows:
Why did god give men penises?

So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up.

craig
12-08-05, 01:35 PM
Why do ballet dancers wear tights?

so they have somewhere to keep their lunchbox?

-HF
12-09-05, 01:53 AM
right, since there is noone playing, i shall answer mine then:

Why did god give men penises?
So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up.

How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.