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Geezer
12-04-05, 12:26 PM
DVD players.

I bought one a few years ago and smashed it up within a week.

I treated myself to another one yesterday, well it's a VHS/DVD combi. You know where you are with video, put the tape in, press play, maybe a bit of fast forwarding and away you go.

I don't want to look at the scenes, I couldn't give a shit about all the languages or fucking subtitles. I'm not interested in what fucking size screen it's set to or any other crap. All I want to do is put the film on and watch it, without all the fucking about.

Of course if it's a porn film and I've got my trousers round my ankles and someone knocks on the door, I just want to stop it, see who is is and then resume at the point I left it. Bollocks to that you now have to sit through the forced copyright notices and then start from the begining again.

A VHS tape will and has lasted for years and years, you can abuse the fuck out of them you can even break them, but they are easy to repair. Scratch a DVD or crack it and it goes in the bin.

Maybe I'm getting old but I FUCKING HATE DVD'S

I'm now off to to buy a copy of Angels With Dirty Faces starring James Cangey and Pat O'Brien and I'm getting it on VHS.

By the way, why no one ever done a remake of that film I don't know, if I had the money I would do a remake and make a fortune.
xcite-tv
12-04-05, 01:07 PM
Of course if it's a porn film and I've got my trousers round my ankles and someone knocks on the door, I just want to stop it, see who is is and then resume at the point I left it.


Pause button ???
Geezer
12-04-05, 01:09 PM
Pause button ???

And if it's the local Vicar and he comes in for a cup of tea?

Or I'm watching some hairy men mud wrestling and my missus comes in the room?

When paused you can still see the picture :eyebrows:
xcite-tv
12-04-05, 01:21 PM
And if it's the local Vicar and he comes in for a cup of tea?

Or I'm watching some hairy men mud wrestling and my missus comes in the room?

When paused you can still see the picture :eyebrows:

The Vicar will probably love the gay porn your watching anyway :atm:
Geezer
12-04-05, 01:22 PM
The Vicar will probably love the gay porn your watching anyway :atm:

Good point :lmao2:
Guest
12-04-05, 03:43 PM
Pause DVD, switch off TV.
JP
12-04-05, 04:27 PM
Haven't had a VCR for 2 years or so .. but yeah being forced to sit through the copyright bollocks etc is my pet hate too - especially on pirated dvds :blush:
JT
12-04-05, 04:51 PM
Haven't had a VCR for 2 years or so .. but yeah being forced to sit through the copyright bollocks etc is my pet hate too - especially on pirated dvds :blush:


LOL
SGS
12-04-05, 05:25 PM
And if it's the local Vicar and he comes in for a cup of tea?

Or I'm watching some hairy men mud wrestling and my missus comes in the room?

When paused you can still see the picture :eyebrows:

Most Panasonics (and Sony too I think?) give you a "resume" option if you switch the player off with the disk still in. Just checked here and the £30 Asda special that the kids use do the "resume" thing too.
JT
12-04-05, 06:01 PM
I dont have either a video or a DVD player :blush:
mOBSCENE
12-04-05, 07:19 PM
Most Panasonics (and Sony too I think?) give you a "resume" option if you switch the player off with the disk still in. Just checked here and the £30 Asda special that the kids use do the "resume" thing too.


My Toshiba ones do that - even if you unplug the thing and leave it for a day, when you come back it starts off wherever you left off. Not that I have such long visits from the vicar...
Geezer
12-04-05, 07:43 PM
Most Panasonics (and Sony too I think?) give you a "resume" option if you switch the player off with the disk still in. Just checked here and the £30 Asda special that the kids use do the "resume" thing too.

I was just looking at a DVD before coming on here and yes mine does do that. Right whose got any naked men mud wrestling DVD's I can borrow.
SGS
12-04-05, 07:47 PM
I was just looking at a DVD before coming on here and yes mine does do that.

:duck:
xcite-tv
12-04-05, 08:01 PM
[QUOTE=mOBSCENE Not that I have such long visits from the vicar...[/QUOTE]

Why do you suffer from premature ejaculation :)
mOBSCENE
12-04-05, 08:40 PM
No but the vicar does :Penis
Elisha Jade
12-04-05, 09:22 PM
Pause DVD, switch off TV.

Just hope the vicar doesn't sit on the play button (our speakers still work when the TV is off!!)
cock-a-leekie
12-04-05, 09:48 PM
I dont have either a video or a DVD player :blush:

You're kidding right?
morefodder
12-04-05, 10:27 PM
Greet the vicar with a smile and a ' scuse me , just watchin some quality porn, do me a favour and switch it off whilst i make some cucmber sandwiches and a fresh pot of tea' .. if he obliges, why worry, if he runs off.. why worry