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Hog
10-11-08, 05:33 PM
I could do with all comments good and bad. I have a large member, sorry rephrase that I have a large partner in the adult industry.
We have been discussing for a while about his new affiliate scheme. We are aware that there’s a lot of dodgy skimming and false promises made in this as well as other industries. This is not the way he want to promote his affiliate program.

So what I’m after is any sensible suggestions that will work for both parties. Can’t name names yet but they run several film studios, editing rooms along with around 4 websites, we have looked at supplying films, clips made to order for the most productive webmasters as a bonus. On top of the general revenue for traffic. But we could do with more suggestions.
If any of you are up to it, maybe you could have a bit part. Ha ha.

What’s in it for me?
Nothing I’m just doing my job, very simple really. Partner makes money, my boss makes money, he pays me more commission, I’m able to pay the bl—dy tax man, and then he can bail out the bankers. (Sure bankers should be spelt with a “W”)

I noticed “probably skimming” was added to my personals, don’t blame you. I will try to keep it to a minimum, Joined for the bollocks really
Hog

Damian
10-11-08, 06:01 PM
I could do with all comments good and bad. I have a large member, sorry rephrase that I have a large partner in the adult industry.
We have been discussing for a while about his new affiliate scheme. We are aware that there’s a lot of dodgy skimming and false promises made in this as well as other industries. This is not the way he want to promote his affiliate program.

So what I’m after is any sensible suggestions that will work for both parties. Can’t name names yet but they run several film studios, editing rooms along with around 4 websites, we have looked at supplying films, clips made to order for the most productive webmasters as a bonus. On top of the general revenue for traffic. But we could do with more suggestions.
If any of you are up to it, maybe you could have a bit part. Ha ha.

What’s in it for me?
Nothing I’m just doing my job, very simple really. Partner makes money, my boss makes money, he pays me more commission, I’m able to pay the bl—dy tax man, and then he can bail out the bankers. (Sure bankers should be spelt with a “W”)

I noticed “probably skimming” was added to my personals, don’t blame you. I will try to keep it to a minimum, Joined for the bollocks really
Hog

What is the question you are asking here? I've read your post 3 times and I still don't know what you want.

Hog
10-11-08, 06:03 PM
Im after surgestions for a top notch affiliate program for you webmaster.

mOBSCENE
10-11-08, 06:04 PM
Content is King

Damian
10-11-08, 06:06 PM
Im after surgestions for a top notch affiliate program for you webmaster.

What?

a) you want recommendations on software to manage your affiliate tracking
b) you want to find an existing aff program that might want to buy the site
c) you want to set up a brand new affiliate program to promote the sites yourself?

Hog
10-11-08, 06:07 PM
bit more please

Damian
10-11-08, 06:08 PM
bit more please

What?

You want me to guess more than those three options as to what the fuck you are talking about?

ok

d) you want someone to make you a sandwich
e) you want to know if you can get a discount to visit Monkey World, in Dorset

Hog
10-11-08, 06:15 PM
sorry, Im the account mamager for a bigish partner.
He want to start a new affiliateprogram for his company
he want to do it right
he want to reward webmaster properly
he will be offering payout and bonus
he want to know what you lot would like to have for it to be worth promoting it.
he has film studios and editing rooms, lot of girls and guy makes films and clips, looking at giving out free material to help promote.
he want ideas as to what you all want

hog

mOBSCENE
10-11-08, 06:18 PM
Was will die Webmastern?

Not even Freud could answer that one :(

Hog
10-11-08, 06:19 PM
What?

You want me to guess more than those three options as to what the fuck you are talking about?

ok

d) you want someone to make you a sandwich
e) you want to know if you can get a discount to visit Monkey World, in Dorset


Cheese and pickle. monkey world next saturday please.
I was replying to the chap before you

SGS
10-11-08, 06:22 PM
Hi and easy answer. CCBill and CCBTools. Set that up and then take it from there. :)

Damian
10-11-08, 06:24 PM
sorry, Im the account mamager for a bigish partner.
He want to start a new affiliateprogram for his company
he want to do it right
he want to reward webmaster properly
he will be offering payout and bonus
he want to know what you lot would like to have for it to be worth promoting it.
he has film studios and editing rooms, lot of girls and guy makes films and clips, looking at giving out free material to help promote.
he want ideas as to what you all want

hog

Get him to hire someone that can set up and run an affiliate programme.

Seriously though, CCBill.

JT
10-11-08, 06:26 PM
Get him to hire someone that can set up and run an affiliate programme.

That seems far too simple, it will never catch on

Hog
10-11-08, 06:35 PM
Hi and easy answer. CCBill and CCBTools. Set that up and then take it from there. :)


Good start, thanks, Is there any milage in giving free clips and made to order movies F.O.C as a bonus for webmasters. Or is this a wast of time for you all.


Hog

psl
10-11-08, 06:39 PM
Cheese and pickle. monkey world next saturday please.
I was replying to the chap before you

Dont forget to ask him to make you a cuppa with your sandwich and you might get a cake as well, but only if you ask nicely and succintly.

fuckin 'ell this thread did make me laugh.......

Oi Hog are you related to DVT?

SGS
10-11-08, 06:42 PM
Good start, thanks, Is there any milage in giving free clips and made to order movies F.O.C as a bonus for webmasters. Or is this a wast of time for you all.


Hog

You really need to hire an affiliate manager. These days you really have to know what you are doing and its getting harder by the day.

Damian
10-11-08, 06:45 PM
You really need to hire an affiliate manager. These days you really have to know what you are doing and its getting harder by the day.

How are you finding CCBillTools SGS? It looks good.

(Or rather, how is John finding it! :))

SGS
10-11-08, 06:49 PM
How are you finding CCBillTools SGS? It looks good.

(Or rather, how is John finding it! :))

We dont use it but we have looked and would use it starting again now as it makes the whole set up so easy. :)

Damian
10-11-08, 06:50 PM
We dont use it but we have looked and would use it starting again now as it makes the whole set up so easy. :)

Yeah got a couple of new projects starting and it does look really good.

SGS
10-11-08, 06:54 PM
We would use it for sure.

TGITC
10-11-08, 07:22 PM
What?

you want to know if you can get a discount to visit Monkey World, in Dorset

I thought 'Monkey World' was in Leeds?

Hit up DVT for your discount !

-HF
10-11-08, 07:35 PM
he will be offering payout
how unique.

Hog
10-11-08, 07:41 PM
how unique.


thats :spank: serlective editing

Damian
10-11-08, 07:46 PM
thats :spank: serlective editing

http://www.google.com/search?q=spellcheck

-HF
10-11-08, 07:52 PM
thats :spank: serlective editing

did you not post the words i quoted?

Damian
10-11-08, 07:53 PM
did you not post the words i quoted?

Don't mock him. He is a middle man. He has some bloke, right, who has some pictures of naked birds and wants to get some money off them.

So he got his dyslexic mate to post here asking what the fuck to do, instead of paying someone money to actually do it properly.

The LEAST you can do is be polite.

Cunt.

psl
10-11-08, 07:58 PM
Don't mock me. Iam a middle man. I have some bloke, right, who has some pictures of naked birds and wants to get some money off them.

So he got me to post here asking what the fuck to do, instead of paying someone money to actually do it properly.

The LEAST you can do is be polite.
yours
A.Cunt.

Nice CV.

-HF
10-11-08, 08:04 PM
Don't mock him.
not mocking at all. in fact i am concerned. if those aren't the words he posted, someone must have used his account without his knowledge.

ask Palin how quickly these things happen today.

Hog
10-11-08, 08:13 PM
cheers lads not affended in any way,

this was the main reson for joining this forum general banter and piss take.

i did use those words along with some others before and after.

I do suffer with a form of diclexia.

medical turn

easly distracted and could do better.

Damian
10-11-08, 08:19 PM
not mocking at all. in fact i am concerned. if those aren't the words he posted, someone must have used his account without his knowledge.

ask Palin how quickly these things happen today.

lol

:)

mOBSCENE
10-11-08, 08:19 PM
cheers lads not affended in any way,

this was the main reson for joining this forum general banter and piss take.

i did use those words along with some others before and after.

I do suffer with a form of diclexia.

medical turn

easly distracted and could do better.

Do you do the copywriting for the sites?

I know a bloke in Leeds who's a crackpot speller :alc:

Damian
10-11-08, 08:20 PM
I wonder if PSL if trying to beat xcite's record for stalking?

I am impressed with his tenacity.

redwhiteandblue
10-11-08, 08:40 PM
Do you do the copywriting for the sites?

I know a bloke in Leeds who's a crackpot :alc:

Edited for accuracy.

psl
10-11-08, 09:45 PM
No stalking, just the odd comment here and there thats all.

Geezer
10-11-08, 10:10 PM
No stalking.

Liar

psl
10-11-08, 10:57 PM
Liar
Why?

Geezer
10-11-08, 11:01 PM
Why?

Cos you said you ain't stalking when its obvious you sit there with your trousers round your ankles baiting Damian for the sexual gratification it gives you :wank2:

psl
10-11-08, 11:22 PM
Cos you said you ain't stalking when its obvious you sit there with your trousers round your ankles baiting Damian for the sexual gratification it gives you :wank2:

Lol. I dont bait him anymore, I can't,Iam on his ignore list.
I will throw in the odd comment every now again, it is getting boring, even for me.......I will wait till Mr Markham is back then I can sit back and watch you two go at it.:P
As for get sexual gratification from it, I don't think so.

Anyway bollocks up your arsehole.:alc:

Hog
10-11-08, 11:29 PM
steady on chaps, I was only trying to put money in your pockets.
lol

-HF
10-11-08, 11:34 PM
Anyway bollocks up your arsehole.:alc:

Gheyist.

Hog
10-11-08, 11:42 PM
what?

-HF
10-11-08, 11:55 PM
when?

Hog
10-11-08, 11:58 PM
How?

-HF
10-12-08, 12:01 AM
in case you are working for your 5 cents a post, wrong board.

Hog
10-12-08, 12:17 AM
steady on, you started it with "Gheyist."

Anyway I use stirling, good exchange on the dollor at present

lol

Paul Markham
10-12-08, 07:47 AM
steady on chaps, I was only trying to put money in your pockets.
lol
Stop trying you will lose the way you're going.

There are 1,000 or more programs who have experienced affiliate managers in front of you. They have all the knowledge, tools and history in the business and the odds on you catching up with them are long if not impossible. Many are turning out sites by the week just to have a new tour to launch, the content is often all the same. So don't bother unless you like hard work and long odds.

Look at the situation from the other way. Look at it from the view you're best able to control and influence.

Right at the beginning mOBSCENE gave you the answer you need. Content for you is King. Sit down and think of what you can produce for the surfer that others can't or don't and will still sell. Then come back and launch something professionals will recognise as unique and sells.

Fight battles on ground of your choosing, not on the oppositions ground.