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smoothballs
10-06-08, 06:39 PM
wanna apply for a IT job in college next door to me, hate my day job even more now since we moved premises!
mOBSCENE
10-06-08, 06:42 PM
You mean a template or something?
Willie_Ekkerslike
10-06-08, 06:45 PM
You mean a template or something?

Don't be daft, he needs a complete one so that he can get the job :)
smoothballs
10-06-08, 06:46 PM
well something I can fill in my details, then either attach or copy and paste it, as the job can be applied for by email, the reason I'm asking for a form is I can answer questions about myself that I may forget or miss out doing it from scratch :)
dvtimes
10-06-08, 07:01 PM
Your better of doing it in word as otherwise it may look a bit rubbish.

its not hard to do one.
start with name, address, dob, your sex and so on...

then education

then work experience with dates nd cotact details

then a bit about you, ie interests and that usuall rubish.

then references.

no more than 2 a4 pages.
Jase
10-06-08, 07:04 PM
http://content.monster.co.uk/section4047.asp

They have link to sites that sell CV templates (none are free I dont think) but there is some great guidance and tips on the site in general and its well worth a hunt around.
smoothballs
10-06-08, 07:17 PM
ok thanks guys :)
smoothballs
10-06-08, 07:37 PM
Your better of doing it in word as otherwise it may look a bit rubbish.

its not hard to do one.
start with name, address, dob, your sex and so on...

then education

then work experience with dates nd cotact details

then a bit about you, ie interests and that usuall rubish.

then references.

no more than 2 a4 pages.

don't think I have woed on my pc anymore....just gonna look!
-HF
10-06-08, 07:46 PM
don't think I have woed on my pc anymore....just gonna look!

www.openoffice.org
smoothballs
10-06-08, 07:57 PM
Cheers HF downloading now....and I spell Word as woed lol! no doubt will go thru it about ten times for shpelling mishtakes :)
smoothballs
10-06-08, 08:13 PM
are my CSE's from 26 years ago really relevant in this day and age?????
smoothballs
10-06-08, 08:20 PM
should be a doddle job description is

"...to help maintain our 60 servers and 1,400PC's on our two sites"

eeeeeek fuck! lol
Jase
10-06-08, 08:29 PM
should be a doddle job description is

"...to help maintain our 60 servers and 1,400PC's on our two sites"

eeeeeek fuck! lol

Get the job then pay a team of people from India to do it for $200 a month and live off the difference :cheer:
-HF
10-06-08, 08:36 PM
Get the job then pay a team of people from India to do it for $200 a month and live off the difference :cheer:

cue carol.prime
smoothballs
10-06-08, 09:06 PM
fuck it, they are not even asking for a CV, just gonna send a simple email....hear employers get fucked with having to try and download CV,s with graphics ect gonna try the simple way! :) doubt it will get anywhere! lol
-HF
10-06-08, 09:41 PM
fuck it, they are not even asking for a CV, just gonna send a simple email....hear employers get fucked with having to try and download CV,s with graphics ect gonna try the simple way! :) doubt it will get anywhere! lol

that's why some clever man came up with PDF.

http://sourceforge.net/projects/pdfcreator/
smoothballs
10-06-08, 09:56 PM
that's why some clever man came up with PDF.

http://sourceforge.net/projects/pdfcreator/

mine will probably read back something like....


"YER FECKERS! GIMME A JOB! i CAN DO THAT! (SMOOTHBALLS HEADBUTTS YOSSER TO OBLIVION) HAH! THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE ME!"

From the Beer & Bollocks Newsdesk...

"...reports are coming in that the naked man with smooth gonads escaped from a instituition, Police are warning females do not approach unless you have a shaven twa..."

anchorman:

"Ok and we have to leave it there, and now the weather report...."

yep I'm serious about this job!
Geezer
10-06-08, 11:43 PM
What's the betting we can count actual full time webmasters in the UK on one hand?


It seems most have "day" jobs and are just playing at what some of us do for a living.
smoothballs
10-07-08, 06:01 PM
What's the betting we can count actual full time webmasters in the UK on one hand?


It seems most have "day" jobs and are just playing at what some of us do for a living.

mate its my dream to earn online, work for myself, will be a fair old while till that happens! but not giving in, still going at it :)
But not deluding myself that its gonna happen just like that! :)