Geezer
10-06-08, 11:21 AM
are a bunch of fucking useless cunting fucking cunters.
I tried to transfer my insurance over to a new car the other day and spent over two hours trying to do so. I got through to banglidesh, bangalaw, bangthemilkman and bangmyheadagansthewall. I finally got through to someone who could just about understand me and finally thought I was getting somewhere. I was told it would cost me £30 more and that my premium last year was £230 making it £260 for the new car. I had already got a quote whilst trying to get through and it was for £210. I said that I might as well just start again and do it online, he said I could but I would have to cancel my policy and that would cost me £52 :noway2:
I asked what I had to pay £52 for and was told to cancel my policy, I said "no, what am i actually paying, £52 for someone to press a key on their computer?".
Anyway I fucked them off and went with www.swiftcover.com I got a quote in minutes online, I then paid, £144 by the fucking way and then printed of my policy so I could get the tax.
Today I thought I would cancel my Norwich Union policy, after my usual travels around the world I finally got a woman who sounded like she might actually be able to just about grasp the English language. I had to give her my registration number so I did and of course she couldn't fucking get it. She then repeated what she thought I said phonetically, so she said "blaah blah blah blah Oscar Sierra Alpha, I said "no its F" she asked "S for "Sierra" I said "no F for Fuck", I did hear a little giggle. So after all this fucking about she then tells me she can't access my policy because of a system error and I would have to call back later. I told her bollocks up her arsehole.
Unbelievably unbelievable ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :banghead:
I tried to transfer my insurance over to a new car the other day and spent over two hours trying to do so. I got through to banglidesh, bangalaw, bangthemilkman and bangmyheadagansthewall. I finally got through to someone who could just about understand me and finally thought I was getting somewhere. I was told it would cost me £30 more and that my premium last year was £230 making it £260 for the new car. I had already got a quote whilst trying to get through and it was for £210. I said that I might as well just start again and do it online, he said I could but I would have to cancel my policy and that would cost me £52 :noway2:
I asked what I had to pay £52 for and was told to cancel my policy, I said "no, what am i actually paying, £52 for someone to press a key on their computer?".
Anyway I fucked them off and went with www.swiftcover.com I got a quote in minutes online, I then paid, £144 by the fucking way and then printed of my policy so I could get the tax.
Today I thought I would cancel my Norwich Union policy, after my usual travels around the world I finally got a woman who sounded like she might actually be able to just about grasp the English language. I had to give her my registration number so I did and of course she couldn't fucking get it. She then repeated what she thought I said phonetically, so she said "blaah blah blah blah Oscar Sierra Alpha, I said "no its F" she asked "S for "Sierra" I said "no F for Fuck", I did hear a little giggle. So after all this fucking about she then tells me she can't access my policy because of a system error and I would have to call back later. I told her bollocks up her arsehole.
Unbelievably unbelievable ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :banghead: