i'm in shock

[dvtimes]

i was getting some stuff out of the car when my nabour pulls up.

now i have to tell you she is a teacher.

anyway she sees my dog (we have chatted a few times), and asked me why i call him stinky.

i said becase when i got him he ran off and when he came back 6 hours later, he had rolled around in .....

Before i finished she said 'sh*t'.

I say no, cow manoure.

I think she relised how shocked I was by her verbal expreshion of vulgaraty.

I thought, (1) your female, (2) a teacher, and (3) in public.

I thought we are not scotish, you do not expect that in England.

I will haver to lay down for a bit to recover from the shock.