Alan at UK Sweet: Your attention is called for

[one eyed jack]

I'm not one to criticuse anyone unjustly but its becoming increasingly annoying as of late the names sneezwort and scuzz bucket...

Now I already had amusement for all of 20 seconds before considering: What girl would want to be seen on a site called Scuzz Bucket filmed by some guy who calls himself sneezwort. I mean really???

Further more Alan, reading, hearing these names associated with porn actually gives me the shivers...If you are stuck for names mate I'm sure we would rally up support by offering you some alternatives...free of charge.

Come on Alan, it makes sense. You say your trying to promote a positive image about UK porn, you can at least take on board what I have said and start changing those names to something less...(shudder) creeepy.

When I look at chicks I want to get wood...not be weirded out by it.

[JT]

and welcome to the forum :)

[Mattyboy]

Welcome Terry :)

[Tim]

Welcome :)

[dvtimes]

I'm not one to criticuse anyone unjustly but its becoming increasingly annoying as of late the names sneezwort and scuzz bucket...

Now I already had amusement for all of 20 seconds before considering: What girl would want to be seen on a site called Scuzz Bucket filmed by some guy who calls himself sneezwort. I mean really???

Further more Alan, reading, hearing these names associated with porn actually gives me the shivers...If you are stuck for names mate I'm sure we would rally up support by offering you some alternatives...free of charge.

Come on Alan, it makes sense. You say your trying to promote a positive image about UK porn, you can at least take on board what I have said and start changing those names to something less...(shudder) creeepy.

When I look at chicks I want to get wood...not be weirded out by it.

I get your drift.

But then again scuzzbucket (the name) was aimed at me. as in i am a suzzbucket for doing porn.

To be honest no model has been bothered about being on the sites (well they have not told me). In fact Kay (who I think you know) did another clip for me today. It will be uploaded as I get chance.

But then I think these names are better than fuckherhard.com and so on that the yanks come out with.

[one eyed jack]

By comparison fuckherharddotcom would be more appropriate. You being the scuzz bucket is not made clear. People go onto sites thinking it reflects the women. Scuzz bucket suggests manky drug addled street walkers to me, where as fuck her hard suggests what it does on the tin in the hope the women are good looking and getting it good.

I wouldnt purport to be the bastion of all knowledge about what works in this industry...If I did, you would all be my slaves (lol) but one thing I know for sure Alan is...those names sound horrible.

As for girls not complaining...well, they're being paid, they couldnt care less if it was called freaky and creepy dot com, its the impression they are left with that counts.

I'm only saying this because I do get feed back from all corners of the industry and your name has come up several times...and in not very favourable ways may I add. I'd like to think I'm doing you a favour by mentioning the names...They really do scare me. You frighten me too...and I'm not easily scared....Unless fear is your niche, then you've scored big points there.

i wonder if you'd do better financially for it also.

[dvtimes]

I'm only saying this because I do get feed back from all corners of the industry and your name has come up several times...and in not very favourable ways may I add. I'd like to think I'm doing you a favour by mentioning the names...They really do scare me. You frighten me too...and I'm not easily scared....Unless fear is your niche, then you've scored big points there.

i wonder if you'd do better financially for it also.

I know.

When I started years ago, on the net, I was young (about 23) and did not know what I was doing.

I upset a few people. I hold my hands up to this.

In fact, my first site was uksweet.com a model site. Now it worked well, and it was free. At the time there were many model sites that charged you to join or contact the models. But I had the models emails addreses up.

But because of this some models were getting abuse, and threats.

I desided to go porn site.

Now I know there are lots of stories about me. Most are false (some I even started with my friends just to get publicity - and it worked). At the time I was at uni, and a few friends (who I have lost touch with) worked for fun on the sites.

But even to day I see people postingstuff about me. As I say, I care not what people say.

You I belive know Kay (who I doid my 5th shoot with) today. I have never harmed one model are used any model under 18, which one person has said (but never showed any evidence) I did. As you can seemodels have been happy to do many shoots with me.

But at the end of the day I do my thing. It amuses me that some webmasters spend there days discussing what I do, but thats up to them.

And as I have said before, I met you Terry and you seem a great chap. And I have always said Phil McCaverty is nice, and I almost feel he is shy.

But if some want to hate me, thats cool with me. I do not kiss up like some.

To be honest, the reason I do this is because I am dislexic. If I was not dislexic, I may be staking shelves in Asda. But in truth, having dislexia, means i could not even do that.

[one eyed jack]

It takes all sorts to make a world...I'll give you that Al

[dvtimes]

It takes all sorts to make a world...I'll give you that Al

As I always say, I make others look good.

[daveydude]

It takes all sorts to make a world...I'll give you that Al

Damn right lol. Allan actually volunteered to stop posting on here a while back but we voted to keep him around. Whatever you think of him, he does things his own way and seems to love his work, so as long as he's not hurting anyone I say good luck to him.

[ukwebmasters]

while ****'s pissing his pantz at jack calling him 'al', yeah you did upset me in 2001/2002 because your model message board was only accessible via a premium rate dialer lol

:cheers2:

[xcite-tv]

I'm not one to criticuse anyone unjustly but its becoming increasingly annoying as of late the names sneezwort and scuzz bucket...

Now I already had amusement for all of 20 seconds before considering: What girl would want to be seen on a site called Scuzz Bucket filmed by some guy who calls himself sneezwort. I mean really???

Further more Alan, reading, hearing these names associated with porn actually gives me the shivers...If you are stuck for names mate I'm sure we would rally up support by offering you some alternatives...free of charge.

Come on Alan, it makes sense. You say your trying to promote a positive image about UK porn, you can at least take on board what I have said and start changing those names to something less...(shudder) creeepy.

When I look at chicks I want to get wood...not be weirded out by it.


Firstly welcome to the board

Secondly and my main point

This is coming from someone called "One Eye Jack"

stones, glasshouses, people, throwing.....

[Joe A]

Xcite-tv

Thinking about Terry's name, One Eyed Jack, I'm sure he told me how that came about but i've forgotten. He's up in Birmingham today doing a shoot for Real Couples, and hopedfully he'll post back here to let everyone know about the name tonight when he's back at his pc :)

[xcite-tv]

Xcite-tv

Thinking about Terry's name, One Eyed Jack, I'm sure he told me how that came about but i've forgotten. He's up in Birmingham today doing a shoot for Real Couples, and hopedfully he'll post back here to let everyone know about the name tonight when he's back at his pc :)


Its all about names though Joe and that was the point of the thread

punters dont give a shit how they came about and neither do I really

each to their own and dont criticise others is my point

Note to self: maybe you should take your own advice :Penis

[Shandy McAndy]

This is coming from someone called "One Eye Jack"

stones, glasshouses, people, throwing.....


LOL. Thats what I thought