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dvtimes
11-30-05, 06:25 AM
Looks like I am a terrist suspect

Its 6am. As an experiments I set out at 1am to see how my camera would cope in the dark.

I went all over, and it worked well in low light.

So I thought York is not far away. Well it was like a film set. Its so well lit.

I thought I would shoot York Minster. OK the BBC are there and a few police as there in something big going on Wednesday.

So about 4am I am having the time of my life shooting it.

4.30 I shoot other parts of York.

I am parked up on the side of the road.

A policcar pulls up. Asks me what I am doing.

I say just out for a drive.

Then he spots the vid camera. So I just said I was experimenting.

He tells me he finds that odd. He then says can I show him what I shot. He sees York Minster. Then he asks what I do for a living. I try to be tactful and just say websites. (you can tell he is thinking terrist).

What type of sites (I feel daft saying porn) so I say educational films (which now sounds in his mind to mean terrist proiganda).

He then does a check, and asks where I was born. So I say Africa.(So now he thinks terrist African cell).

So he searches the car. He finds a rucksack with GPS and survival gear (which I keep in the boot in case I decide to go on a long walk with the dog). So he starts to question me on this.

Well I am off to bed now.

I just hope that York Minster is not a terrist target or they will suspect me.

mOBSCENE
11-30-05, 08:00 AM
This for real? Did he not find the fact you were dressed as a clown suspicious at all? :takethat:

JT
11-30-05, 08:29 AM
This for real? Did he not find the fact you were dressed as a clown suspicious at all? :takethat:


LOL, please to me you was :lmao2:

xcite-tv
11-30-05, 09:24 AM
Looks like I am a terrist suspect

Its 6am. As an experiments I set out at 1am to see how my camera would cope in the dark.

I went all over, and it worked well in low light.

So I thought York is not far away. Well it was like a film set. Its so well lit.

I thought I would shoot York Minster. OK the BBC are there and a few police as there in something big going on Wednesday.

So about 4am I am having the time of my life shooting it.

4.30 I shoot other parts of York.

I am parked up on the side of the road.

A policcar pulls up. Asks me what I am doing.

I say just out for a drive.

Then he spots the vid camera. So I just said I was experimenting.

He tells me he finds that odd. He then says can I show him what I shot. He sees York Minster. Then he asks what I do for a living. I try to be tactful and just say websites. (you can tell he is thinking terrist).

What type of sites (I feel daft saying porn) so I say educational films (which now sounds in his mind to mean terrist proiganda).

He then does a check, and asks where I was born. So I say Africa.(So now he thinks terrist African cell).

So he searches the car. He finds a rucksack with GPS and survival gear (which I keep in the boot in case I decide to go on a long walk with the dog). So he starts to question me on this.

Well I am off to bed now.

I just hope that York Minster is not a terrist target or they will suspect me.


:lmao2:
I would have used the anti terrorism act and locked you up for 3 months no charges

be honest you did look like one

daveydude
11-30-05, 10:48 AM
Heh, the way you spell terrorist as "terrist" makes it sound the way G.W. Bush says it.

dvtimes
11-30-05, 02:00 PM
Heh, the way you spell terrorist as "terrist" makes it sound the way G.W. Bush says it.

He is dyslexic like me.

To be honest I had heard two dogs barking. So I was having a look. At first I thought somone had put them outside. I was going to find who they belonged to and make them take them indoors.

I then saw a chap in a sleeping bag.

I am mad that somone has to sleep in the cold.

I am going to phone and see if there are places for him and his dogs and I am going to go back tonight to help him out.

craig
11-30-05, 06:28 PM
I am going to phone and see if there are places for him and his dogs and I am going to go back tonight to help him out.


Let me help you homeless man...... come with me................

(Nobody will miss him)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NumptyNuts
11-30-05, 09:30 PM
Looks like I am a terrist suspect

Its 6am. As an experiments I set out at 1am to see how my camera would cope in the dark.

I went all over, and it worked well in low light.

So I thought York is not far away. Well it was like a film set. Its so well lit.

I thought I would shoot York Minster. OK the BBC are there and a few police as there in something big going on Wednesday.

So about 4am I am having the time of my life shooting it.

4.30 I shoot other parts of York.

I am parked up on the side of the road.

A policcar pulls up. Asks me what I am doing.

I say just out for a drive.

Then he spots the vid camera. So I just said I was experimenting.

He tells me he finds that odd. He then says can I show him what I shot. He sees York Minster. Then he asks what I do for a living. I try to be tactful and just say websites. (you can tell he is thinking terrist).

What type of sites (I feel daft saying porn) so I say educational films (which now sounds in his mind to mean terrist proiganda).

He then does a check, and asks where I was born. So I say Africa.(So now he thinks terrist African cell).

So he searches the car. He finds a rucksack with GPS and survival gear (which I keep in the boot in case I decide to go on a long walk with the dog). So he starts to question me on this.

Well I am off to bed now.

I just hope that York Minster is not a terrist target or they will suspect me.

I feel a lot safer knowing they are keeping loonies out of York - why didnt you stay in Leeds mate loads of filming there no need to head this way LOL

Elisha Jade
11-30-05, 11:19 PM
I'm surprised they didn't arrest you no questions asked on the spot. Coulda kept you for 90 days too lol