TGITC
08-20-08, 09:43 PM
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm
still a virgin.'
'What ?' said the puzzled groom.
'How can that be if you've been married ten times?'
'Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it
was going to be.
'Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
'Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
' Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver
'Husband #5 was an Engineer ; he understood the basic process but he wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure
whether it was his job or not.
'Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
'Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
'Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
.
'Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector ; all he ever did was........... God I miss him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
.
'But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why ?
'You're with the ' GOVERNMENT '. . .
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.'
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm
still a virgin.'
'What ?' said the puzzled groom.
'How can that be if you've been married ten times?'
'Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it
was going to be.
'Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
'Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
' Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver
'Husband #5 was an Engineer ; he understood the basic process but he wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure
whether it was his job or not.
'Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
'Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
'Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
.
'Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector ; all he ever did was........... God I miss him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
.
'But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why ?
'You're with the ' GOVERNMENT '. . .
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.'