View Full Version : the new Lara Croft...
wertham
08-14-08, 10:55 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3090/2762938515_56e31a5e56_o.jpg
23 year old Alison Carroll from Croydon
BTW: Surprised to discover that Jordan was one of the first Laras.
dvtimes
08-14-08, 10:59 PM
are her boobies real.
she has thick legs, she sure must work out.
its odd that she has musle legs but does not seem to have worked on her arms.
dvtimes
08-14-08, 11:01 PM
to be honest i do not think she is that great.
she looks a bit average.
and if her boobs are not real, even more disapointing.
wertham
08-14-08, 11:16 PM
to be honest i do not think she is that great.
she looks a bit average.
and if her boobs are not real, even more disapointing.
Upper body strength?
http://www.theimproper.com/Images/Art/Alison%20Carroll.jpg
CHECK
Fancy footwork?
http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/08/12/amd_laracroft.jpg
CHECK
Croydonesque boobage (= all-natural) ?
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44915000/jpg/_44915014_lara8_466.jpg
All signs point to YES!
dvtimes
08-14-08, 11:18 PM
still not impresed.
not even a smile or a sexy look.
she looks bored, as if she did not want to be there.
its amost as if i was shooting her.
smoothballs
08-14-08, 11:30 PM
almost got a croydon facelift too! lol
Better than that ugly cunt jolie
wertham
08-14-08, 11:35 PM
almost got a croydon facelift too! lol
Is that a GOOD thing?
http://www.croydon-running-sisters.org.uk/images/croydon10K06.jpg
dvtimes
08-14-08, 11:36 PM
Better than that ugly cunt jolie
she is hot.
she has a sexy mouth.
wertham
08-14-08, 11:37 PM
Better than that ugly cunt jolie
Angie's probably dropped 25 lbs since shooting the 2nd TR movie
and she's had 3 babies in the meantime!
http://gossipgalore.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/angelina-jolie-anorexia-anxiety-as-lara-croft.jpg
she is hot.
she has a sexy mouth.
I flicked over the other night and Lara Croft was on and i just thought she looked yucky
wertham
08-14-08, 11:41 PM
http://xirdal.lmu.de/xirdalium/xpix/laracroft.png
I can't decide. I like 'em ALL!
(but I still can't find one of Jordan as TR :innocent0001:
http://xirdal.lmu.de/xirdalium/xpix/laracroft.png
I can't decide. I like 'em ALL!
(but I still can't find one of Jordan as TR :innocent0001:
There you go, look at jolie, fucking ugly, who would honestly want to kiss those horrible lips.
carol.prime
08-14-08, 11:47 PM
let's just wait and see. Jolie is still hot for me.
dvtimes
08-14-08, 11:48 PM
There you go, look at jolie, fucking ugly, who would honestly want to kiss those horrible lips.
to me she looks realy sexy.
was she in the zobie films (the ones bast on the game)? as i think there was the lead star who had the same mouth.
i call it a french mouth, as it sort of looks french.
i think well foxy.
to me she looks realy sexy.
was she in the zobie films (the ones bast on the game)? as i think there was the lead star who had the same mouth.
i call it a french mouth, as it sort of looks french.
i think well foxy.
What the fuck would you know, we have all seen your "models" :noway2:
dvtimes
08-14-08, 11:55 PM
What the fuck would you know, we have all seen your "models" :noway2:
yes, very witty mr geezer. i am surer we all found that witty.
i do find that big sexy lip look sexy. a bit like this chick i shot.
wertham
08-14-08, 11:57 PM
she is hot.
she has a sexy mouth.
Agreed. She oughta have those lips insured. They're the best.
Unfortunately, a lot of women go to extreme lengths to look like her, and the results are usually disasterous...
http://martianoutpost.com/images/starshiptroopers/jolenest3.JPG
yes, very witty mr geezer. i am surer we all found that witty.
i do find that big sexy lip look sexy. a bit like this chick i shot.
I think you will find they are refered to as "cock sucking lips"
Anyway, I just realised I am posting in this fucking stupid thread, so bollocks up your arsehole.
wertham
08-15-08, 12:01 AM
I think you will find they are refered to as "cock sucking lips"
Anyway, I just realised I am posting in this fucking stupid thread, so bollocks up your arsehole.
I feel practically honoured... in a demented, totally fucked up sorta way.
dvtimes
08-15-08, 12:01 AM
Agreed. She oughta have those lips insured. They're the best.
Unfortunately, a lot of women go to extreme lengths to look like her, and the results are usually disasterous...
yes i hate fake lips.
a lot of women are gelouse as i have big lips.
come to think of it i have small hands and feet and a womans shaped body.
anyway i am going off track a bit there. and no i do not put my willy beetween my legs to see what i would look like as a woman.
ok, somtimes i do....
dvtimes
08-15-08, 12:02 AM
I think you will find they are refered to as "cock sucking lips"
Anyway, I just realised I am posting in this fucking stupid thread, so bollocks up your arsehole.
would those be your 'bollocks' or my own.
i fear mine would not reach.
Hmm, not sure I like the new Lara, seems a bit plain. Her look is not sexy like it should be. And yes, Angie rocks! To me, she was all Lara is supposed to be, hot, confident, adventurous and with a sex appeal that just.... wooof!
I think the new Lara's pretty fit - its nice to see a "natural girl" - she's also got a very sexy voice too as she was on the radio a few days back
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