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Poor northern people told to move down to the south east (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Policy-Exchange-Think-Tank-Says-People-In-Liverpool-Manchester-And-Newcastle-Should-Move-To-London/Article/200808215076720?lpos=Politics_2&lid=ARTICLE_15076720_Policy%2BExchange%2BThink%2BT ank%2BSays%2BPeople%2BIn%2BLiverpool%252C%2BManche ster%2BAnd%2BNewcastle%2BShould%2BMove%2BTo%2BLond on)
Regeneration doesn't work, we know that, we know the reason as well, 99% of northerners are scum bags, but what use is it sending them to the only decent part of the country?
We don't need poor fat northerners down here, actually we do need cleaners, so some can come to clean, but the rest, keep them where they belong, eating chips, getting fat and wearing shell suits and burberry caps fighting on their council estates.
We subsidize northerners enough, at least have the decency to keep them all together :twocents:
dvtimes
08-13-08, 01:10 PM
hay, i am packing my bags right now.
the reason to move South used to be for cleaner air but that was when the UK actually had an industry !!!
on the plus side, it makes houses up there very very cheap, buy up, sit and wait till speculation makes oil so expensive that China cannot mass export anymore and everyone needs to start producing closer to home again.
then there will be room for a new industry and you will have the room to house the working class. 2012 will be an interesting year.
strictlybroadband
08-13-08, 01:34 PM
on the plus side, it makes houses up there very very cheap, buy up, sit and wait till speculation makes oil so expensive that China cannot mass export anymore and everyone needs to start producing closer to home again.
You mean wait till we can't afford oil and restart the British coal industry? Then Yorkshire will be at the centre of a new coal boom.
The problem is ts "grim up north" thats cos its full of northerners. If they all move down here, they will lower the tone and property will fall and more slums will appear as the northern monkeys ruine everything like they have up there. Then all us Southerners will go up north and buy the property and make the areas nice. Then all the "southerners" will be told to move up north.
MelnAdam
08-13-08, 01:41 PM
It does make you wonder, obviously I'm not an expert, but I've always thought that the oil issue is down to new economies increasing the demand, but these new economies are based on our consumerism.
So what's going to happen when we stop buying shit made in China and India.
You mean wait till we can't afford oil and restart the British coal industry? Then Yorkshire will be at the centre of a new coal boom.
if you eat, play with and dress in coal, then yes, coal is your only worry.
You mean wait till we can't afford oil and restart the British coal industry? Then Yorkshire will be at the centre of a new coal boom.
with the bulk of mine shafts being flooded out thats not an option anymore - lets just carry on importing crappy coal from China
The problem is ts "grim up north" thats cos its full of northerners. If they all move down here, they will lower the tone and property will fall and more slums will appear as the northern monkeys ruine everything like they have up there. Then all us Southerners will go up north and buy the property and make the areas nice. Then all the "southerners" will be told to move up north.
Exactly my point. Thats the exact reason why regeneration isn't working and wont ever work.
The only way "up north" would be decent is if they moved every single northerner out
dvtimes
08-13-08, 01:49 PM
who can i stay with then?
mOBSCENE
08-13-08, 01:56 PM
Southern lumps of shite thread, this is :P
Can we not make some kind of moat around the M25 to keep them at bay ?
The very thought of this makes me feel all giddy
:(
dvtimes
08-13-08, 02:08 PM
As jerry cannot afford his broadband I could stay with him.
Help out with his rent and stuff.
I read it in the Sun, so it must be a good idea :)
mOBSCENE
08-13-08, 02:09 PM
As jerry cannot afford his broadband I could stay with him.
Be his rent boy and stuff.
:noway2:
Can we not make some kind of moat around the M25 to keep them at bay ?
I wouldn't mind them to much in London, there are plenty of high rise council flats where they can fight, have babies at 13 and claim their social money.
But the very thought of West Sussex, Surrey, Hampshire, Kent, Hertfordshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire etc being full of these very smelly poor people, makes me feel quite nauseous.
redwhiteandblue
08-13-08, 02:15 PM
Can we not make some kind of moat around the M25 to keep them at bay ?
I think the permanent queues of traffic were designed to do that but they still get in somehow. We might want to be checking the lorries as they come down south, like they do at the ports for illegal Chinese immigrants.
I wouldn't mind them to much in London, there are plenty of high rise council flats where they can fight, have babies at 13 and claim their social money.
But the very thought of West Sussex, Surrey, Hampshire, Kent, Hertfordshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire etc being full of these very smelly poor people, makes me feel quite nauseous.
Well I am in Herts so within the M25 still but I am sure they could goto Birmingham thats pretty much the same as going up North right ?
Typical southerners bollocks as usual.
Most of you fuckers wouldn't know what it is like up here cause you are too fuckin idle to come and see.
Some aprts of the North are grim ,Leeds is a fuckin shithole, except for the nice art deco hotel.
JT, how can we be poor and fat? Fuckin chips are £2 a bag up here now.And if you need a cleaner get an iilegal immigrant.
Shellsuits are the preserve of Liverpool and Burberry is the uniform of Essex.
Towlie, I agree with you about the moat to keep you wankers penned in.
Aint it funny how us so called thick,fat Northen Monkeys can travel to your southern nancy areas for webmasters meets but we suggest one up't'north and you all shit yourselves, you don't need a passport you know!
Mind you I wouldn't like some of you cunts up here creating havoc.
So I say build a fuckin big wall across the country starting from the Welsh/liverpool border going just above Stoke on trent and finishing just below Grimsby to keep all you fuckers out.
I WAS going to be a clever cunt, and post a link to the KLFs video... 'Its grim up North'...
But I decided to post a link to the ultimate KLF video of all time instead !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT8F5WNhSYw&fmt=18
My fucking god! THEY WERE SO AHEAD OF THEIR TIME!!!
One of my fav tracks ever !!!
Typical southerners bollocks as usual.
Most of you fuckers wouldn't know what it is like up here cause you are too fuckin idle to come and see.
Some aprts of the North are grim ,Leeds is a fuckin shithole, except for the nice art deco hotel.
JT, how can we be poor and fat? Fuckin chips are £2 a bag up here now.And if you need a cleaner get an iilegal immigrant.
Shellsuits are the preserve of Liverpool and Burberry is the uniform of Essex.
Towlie, I agree with you about the moat to keep you wankers penned in.
Aint it funny how us so called thick,fat Northen Monkeys can travel to your southern nancy areas for webmasters meets but we suggest one up't'north and you all shit yourselves, you don't need a passport you know!
Mind you I wouldn't like some of you cunts up here creating havoc.
So I say build a fuckin big wall across the country starting from the Welsh/liverpool border going just above Stoke on trent and finishing just below Grimsby to keep all you fuckers out.
Ah you see this is the difference you dont need a wall to keep us Southerners out,where as there seems to be more and more northerners moving down here luckily most of them stay up North cause they're to thick to get out :noway2:
How many famous Northerners still live up north by the way ?
I'll give this to the north they have produced some great musicians however most good music comes from broke and depressed people :character0073: hence why early albums are usually better.
Typical southerners bollocks as usual.
Most of you fuckers wouldn't know what it is like up here cause you are too fuckin idle to come and see.
Some aprts of the North are grim ,Leeds is a fuckin shithole, except for the nice art deco hotel.
JT, how can we be poor and fat? Fuckin chips are £2 a bag up here now.And if you need a cleaner get an iilegal immigrant.
Shellsuits are the preserve of Liverpool and Burberry is the uniform of Essex.
Towlie, I agree with you about the moat to keep you wankers penned in.
Aint it funny how us so called thick,fat Northen Monkeys can travel to your southern nancy areas for webmasters meets but we suggest one up't'north and you all shit yourselves, you don't need a passport you know!
Mind you I wouldn't like some of you cunts up here creating havoc.
So I say build a fuckin big wall across the country starting from the Welsh/liverpool border going just above Stoke on trent and finishing just below Grimsby to keep all you fuckers out.
:agree:
strictlybroadband
08-13-08, 03:27 PM
So I say build a fuckin big wall across the country starting from the Welsh/liverpool border going just above Stoke on trent and finishing just below Grimsby to keep all you fuckers out.
Can you build it just below Stoke on Trent please? I've been to Stoke on Trent... (shudder)
Can you build it just below Stoke on Trent please? I've been to Stoke on Trent... (shudder)
NO but I will make sure your wanted poster is placed evey yards so the ex-east German boader guards we will employ to patrol the wall will know who to look out for. Don't worry you will not be on the shoot to kill list, just yet!
strictlybroadband
08-13-08, 03:35 PM
NO but I will make sure your wanted poster is placed evey yards so the ex-east German boader guards we will employ to patrol the wall will know who to look out for. Don't worry you will not be on the shoot to kill list, just yet!
I'm happy for the whole North to be behind a wall, but Manchester city centre should be part of the South, like Berlin was part of West Germany.
Ah you see this is the difference you dont need a wall to keep us Southerners out,where as there seems to be more and more northerners moving down here luckily most of them stay up North cause they're to thick to get out :noway2:
How many famous Northerners still live up north by the way ?
I'll give this to the north they have produced some great musicians however most good music comes from broke and depressed people :character0073: hence why early albums are usually better.
Sir Ben Kingsley and Richard Ashcroft.
Northern musicians who make it big and move to London village are cunts.
Except Liam adn Noel because they still have their mam kiving up here and visit quite regular.
Sir Ben Kingsley and Richard Ashcroft.
Northern musicians who make it big and move to London village are cunts.
Except Liam adn Noel because they still have their mam kiving up here and visit quite regular.
Considering how many musicians have come from Liverpool and Manchester that is pretty poor isn't it ?
Considering how many musicians have come from Liverpool and Manchester that is pretty poor isn't it ?
The best part is Kingsley has lived in Oxfordshire for the last 10 years.
The best part is Kingsley has lived in Oxfordshire for the last 10 years.
LOL can we not just give the north a tenner or so to keep them quiet for another 10 years or so then ? :P
strictlybroadband
08-13-08, 04:00 PM
Considering how many musicians have come from Liverpool and Manchester that is pretty poor isn't it ?
Manchester yes... but Liverpool? In the past 35 years?
Manchester yes... but Liverpool? In the past 35 years?
Get on get on get on get on the groovy train
The best part is Kingsley has lived in Oxfordshire for the last 10 years.
Iam sure he has houses in other parts of the world as well, so what is your point shithead?
Manchester yes... but Liverpool? In the past 35 years?
Fair point I am sure there must be some though, errrr
Poor northern people told to move down to the south east (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Policy-Exchange-Think-Tank-Says-People-In-Liverpool-Manchester-And-Newcastle-Should-Move-To-London/Article/200808215076720?lpos=Politics_2&lid=ARTICLE_15076720_Policy%2BExchange%2BThink%2BT ank%2BSays%2BPeople%2BIn%2BLiverpool%252C%2BManche ster%2BAnd%2BNewcastle%2BShould%2BMove%2BTo%2BLond on)
We subsidize northerners enough, at least have the decency to keep them all together :twocents:
Excatly how do you southern wankers subsidize us?
Excatly how do you southern wankers subsidize us?
Where do you think the money comes from for all these regeneration programs?
You think the places that need regenerating are paying for it? :character0079:
I'll help you out, it comes from tax.
Iam sure he has houses in other parts of the world as well, so what is your point shithead?
I'm not getting involved with all the shit name calling and bullshit but as a born & bread Yorkshire man I personally don't think you can find a more friendlier nicer people than the northerners :oldman:
Aint it funny how us so called thick,fat Northen Monkeys can travel to your southern nancy areas for webmasters meets but we suggest one up't'north and you all shit yourselves, you don't need a passport you know!
Shit ourselves?, just because we don't want to go to a third world part of the country doesn't mean we shit ourselves, piss ourselves maybe, thinking of all those poor northerners who have to use an outside toilet and have a bath once in a week in a tin tub in front of the fire.
piss ourselves maybe, thinking of all those poor northerners who have to use an outside toilet and have a bath once in a week in a tin tub in front of the fire.
lol
but as a born & bread Yorkshire man I personally don't think you can find a more friendlier nicer people than the northerners :oldman:
Yes it was so good up there you decided to move to another country :P
thinking of all those poor northerners who have to use an outside toilet and have a bath once in a week in a tin tub in front of the fire.
funny you should say that but my last memory of living in yorkshire was having a bath in front of the fire - but that was 44 years ago :P
Where do you think the money comes from for all these regeneration programs?
You think the places that need regenerating are paying for it? :character0079:
I'll help you out, it comes from tax.
Does it now? UK or EU taxes? I thought we had got the art of blagging the EU for re-gen grants down to a fine art, not that most of us up'tnorth would know fine art if we nicked it:noway2:
Yes it was so good up there you decided to move to another country :P
wrong! I first moved South ( Hampshire ) but that was 40 odd years ago due to my dad having a coal mining accident and having to move south for cleaner air - but that was when the North had an industry
I then moved FURTHER south as I want a summer :P
Shit ourselves?, just because we don't want to go to a third world part of the country doesn't mean we shit ourselves, piss ourselves maybe, thinking of all those poor northerners who have to use an outside toilet and have a bath once in a week in a tin tub in front of the fire.
Outside bogs and tins baths:noway2: they are the lucky ones.
Why do you think we commit crime and get sent to prison? At least we are guaranteed a shower once a week, food every day and they teach you to read, Police charge sheets mainly but you can progesss onto benefit claim forms if you are serving 5years + :noway2:
Shit ourselves?, just because we don't want to go to a third world part of the country doesn't mean we shit ourselves, piss ourselves maybe, thinking of all those poor northerners who have to use an outside toilet and have a bath once in a week in a tin tub in front of the fire.
Ah Geezer the voice of reason.
I dont wanna goto lots of places and up north is one of them !
Hmm Amsterdam in two hours or Manchester in 5 yeah tough call !
Ah Geezer the voice of reason.
I dont wanna goto lots of places and up north is one of them !
Hmm Amsterdam in two hours or Manchester in 5 yeah tough call !
Voice of reason:noway2:
Our drugs are cheaper and the women are cheaper still.:jade:
Voice of reason:noway2:
Our drugs are cheaper and the women are cheaper still.:jade:
True but as the saying goes you get what you pay for :P
Willie_Ekkerslike
08-13-08, 04:53 PM
And if you need a cleaner get an iilegal immigrant.
Go steady, don't mock the Southern Jessies too much.
Remember how kind hearted they are! In that lovely South East corner of our Great Country, they (the Southern Jessies) let in most of the illegal immigrants, and they (the Southern Jessies) do share quite a lot of these illegal immigrants with the rest of us. So we should be thankful for the Southern Jessies letting in so many illegal immigrants :)
True but as the saying goes you get what you pay for :P
But you can't go out get drugs,a woman and a bag of chips at the end of the night and still have change of a fiver in Amsterdam now can you?
And you get mugged in English in MANCHESTER:P
But you can't go out get drugs,a woman and a bag of chips at the end of the night and still have change of a fiver in Amsterdam now can you?
And you get mugged in English in MANCHESTER:Phttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/portal/graphics/2007/05/23/lidl.jpg
Well I am sure you could actually but who knows what crap you would end up with at least up north you guys dont know any better.
We might notice if we ended up with your northern style cheapo women drugs and food !
Go steady, don't mock the Southern Jessies too much.
Remember how kind hearted they are! In that lovely South East corner of our Great Country, they (the Southern Jessies) let in most of the illegal immigrants, and they (the Southern Jessies) do share quite a lot of these illegal immigrants with the rest of us. So we should be thankful for the Southern Jessies letting in so many illegal immigrants :)
Let them in! The SJ's are part of it.If the SJ's can make a touch of wages they will be on it faster than an Ethiopian on a steak dinner:noway2:
strictlybroadband
08-13-08, 05:12 PM
Fair point I am sure there must be some though, errrr
Nah... it's a Catholism-invested backwater that's had little going on since the end of the slave trade...
Better known these days for vicious racist murders (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4477156.stm) and visious homophobic murders (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/aug/12/ukcrime.gayrights?gusrc=rss&feed=networkfront).
Nah... it's a Catholism-invested backwater that's had little going on since the end of the slave trade...
Better known these days for vicious racist murders (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4477156.stm) and visious homophobic murders (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/aug/12/ukcrime.gayrights?gusrc=rss&feed=networkfront).
And shit like that doesn't happen in London Village then?
strictlybroadband
08-13-08, 05:50 PM
And shit like that doesn't happen in London Village then?
No
No
Oh! I remember now they just murder each other indiscriminately.
and the women are cheaper still.:jade:
and in more than one way, too.
and in more than one way, too.
No they aren't, my wifes shoe/clothes collection can prove it, and she's a mancunian through and through.
yea u realy don't want all of sunderland to move south fucking macams
Willie_Ekkerslike
08-13-08, 11:11 PM
No they aren't, my wifes shoe/clothes collection can prove it, and she's a mancunian through and through.
She's a red manc though so not valid :)
She's a red manc though so not valid :)
That she may be but it makes for a good footy season:noway2:
MAN U Champions League and Premiership League champs but can they beat the Blues, NO , thats three out of the last four games they have gone back to their ground tails between their legs.HAPPY DAYS.
BTW I still love her to bits, in the Dexter way, if she carrys on buying fuckin shoes/clothes.........that is:noway2:
Typical southerners bollocks as usual.
Most of you fuckers wouldn't know what it is like up here cause you are too fuckin idle to come and see.
Some aprts of the North are grim ,Leeds is a fuckin shithole, except for the nice art deco hotel.
JT, how can we be poor and fat? Fuckin chips are £2 a bag up here now.And if you need a cleaner get an iilegal immigrant.
Shellsuits are the preserve of Liverpool and Burberry is the uniform of Essex.
Towlie, I agree with you about the moat to keep you wankers penned in.
Aint it funny how us so called thick,fat Northen Monkeys can travel to your southern nancy areas for webmasters meets but we suggest one up't'north and you all shit yourselves, you don't need a passport you know!
Mind you I wouldn't like some of you cunts up here creating havoc.
So I say build a fuckin big wall across the country starting from the Welsh/liverpool border going just above Stoke on trent and finishing just below Grimsby to keep all you fuckers out.
I've worked up north, leeds, manchester, liverpool, newcastle, derby, nottingham,durham, york, birmingham (yes, that's north of london, so it's up north), stoke, preston, and up in scotland. The only decent place is york, the rest of them are shitholes. The reason I wouldn't go to a meet up north is the same reason I wouldn't go to one further than half hour from my house, I can't be bothered.
£2 a bag of chips? Is that expensive or something then?
oh and blackpool too, another shithole. True story:
Staying in the grand or whatever the fuck it's called while working for coral bookmakers during darts week. 6 birds from oldham were staying there for a week as well, typical northern birds - yellow stilettos, purple leggings, squashed up tits hanging out of 2-sizes-too-small tops etc.
anyway, they came and sat at our table, 3 of us, 2 from barking, and me from enfield. we were talking to them, trying to have a laugh, and they were so thick that every conversation subject went nowhere, honestly I didn't think people could be so dumb. So, it came out they were from oldham, and of course, the old joke that everyone knows came out, and it went like this:
thick northern slappers: we are from oldham
rough diamond cockney: you know the way to old 'em dont you?
thick slapper #1: yeah, from here it's the M52 (no i aint fucking joking)
cockney: no no, the way to old'em!
slappers united: {bemused looks at each other} Yes, it's the M52
cockneys: no you aren't getting it are you
northern monkey 'women': yes, we came here that way, so that's the way back, it's the M52 without a doubt
intellectual southerners: {pick drinks up, leave table and go to bar, having given up on any semblance of unstilted conversation}
Funny thing is, one of the others got pissed enough to still be able to ask the table who wanted a fuck, needless to say the quickest one to say yes went upstairs with him. So they're not all bad.
BritBomb
08-14-08, 07:10 PM
northern monkeys ruine everything like they have up there.
At least some of us can spell.
BritBomb
08-14-08, 07:22 PM
Funny thing is, one of the others got pissed enough to still be able to ask the table who wanted a fuck, needless to say the quickest one to say yes went upstairs with him. So they're not all bad.
More like, they turned you down and so you all sat there alone talking loudly about how they all must be lesbians and you didn't really fancy them anyway.
Having said that, there are lots of desperate girls up here because most of the men are fucking disastrous so maybe you would get a look-in.
Suppose it'll make a change from your hand.
Here, have a piss-poor pint of warm lager on me. :character0079:
More like, they turned you down and so you all sat there alone talking loudly about how they all must be lesbians and you didn't really fancy them anyway.
Having said that, there are lots of desperate girls up here because most of the men are fucking disastrous so maybe you would get a look-in.
Suppose it'll make a change from your hand.
Here, have a piss-poor pint of warm lager on me. :character0079:
Yeah, must be eh, cos northern birds without brain cells aren't an easy fuck at all are they. And northern blokes never wank. Thanks for the lager, hope it wasn't as expensive as the chips apparently are up there.
Cardinal_Sin
08-14-08, 09:23 PM
I've worked up north, leeds, manchester, liverpool, newcastle, derby, nottingham,durham, york, birmingham (yes, that's north of london, so it's up north), stoke, preston, and up in scotland.
Shit. I hope you had a medal for that. Fucked if I have the guts to do that - I was warned as a kid places like that are like living in victorian times - Do they really speak so strange you can't understand them?
At least some of us can spell.
Fuck me is that the best you can do?
Oh so you are northern?, that explains the shithole you live in with all the burglaries.
BritBomb
08-15-08, 02:16 AM
Fuck me is that the best you can do?
Oh so you are northern?, that explains the shithole you live in with all the burglaries.
"Yawn" I'll assume you're trying to bother me. Some people in this life count for very little and they can be spotted a mile off... usually by an extremely unpleasant attitude towards anyone who is not as unhappy as they are themselves.
Cheer up - it's not as bad as all that is it?
Try not to be upset that I'm happy, attractive, successful and content.
Ps. I'll not be replying to any puerile attacks from you here - I'm just too busy with things that mater.
I'm just too busy with things that mater.
Thought you lot could spell?
Shit. I hope you had a medal for that. Fucked if I have the guts to do that - I was warned as a kid places like that are like living in victorian times - Do they really speak so strange you can't understand them?
lol, they do have some funny words like 'tha', and 'meedook', the outside bogs are quaint though.
Thought you lot could spell?
:takethat:
Try not to be upset that I'm happy
Happy to live in a shithole?, thats strange
Happy to live in a shithole?, thats strange
strange is that he wasn't that happyabout it in his police rant post. :dorsetpolice:
BritBomb
08-15-08, 07:25 PM
:takethat:
Okay, got me!:fighting0097:
BritBomb
08-15-08, 07:27 PM
strange is that he wasn't that happyabout it in his police rant post. :dorsetpolice:
I said happy - I didn't say I lived in a Utopian dreamworld.
Contentment comes from balance... and dealing with the shit that will always come your way.
And yes, I did reply - these particular comments were not puerile.
Makes a fucking change.
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