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dvtimes
08-12-08, 08:52 PM
i got my mate a rabbit.

she says its not big enough and its too load.

she does not like the noise.

what toy would be good for her?
Willie_Ekkerslike
08-12-08, 08:54 PM
Get her one of these (http://www.scalextric.com/) :)
redwhiteandblue
08-12-08, 08:54 PM
what toy would be good for her?

Pneumatic drill.
Cardinal_Sin
08-12-08, 09:00 PM
Give her a frog - That way you'll be none the wiser when she farts.
mOBSCENE
08-12-08, 09:02 PM
Pneumatic drill.

for babes who know how to use powertools :)
A French Man
08-12-08, 09:03 PM
Give her a frog - That way you'll be none the wiser when she farts.

You zir, are how do I say eet?

Ah varry rude !
psl
08-12-08, 09:07 PM
If she does not like the rabbit get her a hamster.
-HF
08-12-08, 09:09 PM
a baseball bat, she can hit you over your thick head before she slides down on it. everyone wins.
Cardinal_Sin
08-12-08, 09:10 PM
You zir, are how do I say eet?

Ah varry rude !
But it is true - Farting makes the same sound as standing on a frog - I stood on a frog in the King George v hotel in Paris once - Same sound, same smell as a fart - Research, you see.
psl
08-12-08, 09:16 PM
But it is true - Farting makes the same sound as standing on a frog - I stood on a frog in the King George v hotel in Paris once - Same sound, same smell as a fart - Research, you see.


Did he say anything when you stood on him?
Cardinal_Sin
08-12-08, 09:20 PM
Did he say anything when you stood on him?

Phruuuwwwwwwwwwwww - (uncertain about the spelling)
emac_pae
08-12-08, 09:20 PM
would be my cock. :)
A French Man
08-12-08, 10:36 PM
But it is true - Farting makes the same sound as standing on a frog - I stood on a frog in the King George v hotel in Paris once - Same sound, same smell as a fart - Research, you see.

Police. Donut call me a frog. Donut threten to stand on mio... This iz, ow u say? Flighting talk!! :fighting0097:

We has been ivited to beer, as dis iz de new french 'angout!

I vill say no more on this subject. Gudbie !
Cardinal_Sin
08-12-08, 10:59 PM
Police. Donut call me a frog. Donut threten to stand on mio... This iz, ow u say? Flighting talk!! :fighting0097:

We has been ivited to beer, as dis iz de new french 'angout!

I vill say no more on this subject. Gudbie !
Donut? Wonderfull Devon expression.
TGITC
08-13-08, 03:02 PM
:noway2:
chloe-dove
08-13-08, 04:32 PM
try her with one of these, should do the job:
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2473
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2473
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=11303
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=11833
Damian
08-13-08, 05:11 PM
I have both been reliably informed and personally seen the effectiveness of any Fun Factory product. Not cheap, but really really good.

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/s.cfm?g=3&searchterm=fun+factory

(Did you know the bloke that runs lovehoney used to be the editor of Future's '.net' magazine)
imnogirl
08-14-08, 05:23 AM
buy another rabbit, and send it to me.

(ok on a serious note)
get her a smaller toy and look for one that says "discreet"...try looking for finger vibes.

(and on a more serious note)
buy another rabbit, and send it to me.
JenniDahling
08-14-08, 08:08 PM
There are a lot of quieter and more "effective" vibes on the market, my favorites are the Lucid line from Doc Johnson. Tell her don't feel bad, when I was doing toy reviews for Playboy Radio, they gave me a "talking" rabbit, with 2 sound chips, one was "Tyrone" who I think was supposed to be a smooth talkin' black guy, the other chip was "Jaques" who said stuff in French. That part was hotter than the rabbit itself. LOL