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After chasing all those loose women at erotica, the only thing I caught was a dose of the flu..... :eyebrows:
As promised, managed to get your own John Traffic on the stand..... He arrived, said to the girls get yer tits out.... so I left him to it and took his lovely mrs on a tour of the exhibition.....
When we got back... ladies had a big smile on their faces... and wouldnt say if he'd been good or not whilst we were away....
Also fella came on the stand and introduced himself as Chuck Long the UK's oldest male porn star...... Chuck started in the business in the 1950s and reckons he looks good after performing with an estimated 2000 women over the past 50 yrs...
Now 69, hes thinking of coming out of retirement to perform with Grandma Libby, who is 69 early next year...... he reckons a short vid called 69@69 would be a winner.... :69:
After chasing all those loose women at erotica, the only thing I caught was a dose of the flu..... :eyebrows:
As promised, managed to get your own John Traffic on the stand..... He arrived, said to the girls get yer tits out.... so I left him to it and took his lovely mrs on a tour of the exhibition.....
When we got back... ladies had a big smile on their faces... and wouldnt say if he'd been good or not whilst we were away....
:eek:
Also fella came on the stand and introduced himself as Chuck Long the UK's oldest male porn star...... Chuck started in the business in the 1950s and reckons he looks good after performing with an estimated 2000 women over the past 50 yrs...
Now 69, hes thinking of coming out of retirement to perform with Grandma Libby, who is 69 early next year...... he reckons a short vid called 69@69 would be a winner.... :69:
Lets hope when Im 69 Im still chasing skirt
NumptyNuts
11-22-05, 11:07 AM
After chasing all those loose women at erotica, the only thing I caught was a dose of the flu..... :eyebrows:
As promised, managed to get your own John Traffic on the stand..... He arrived, said to the girls get yer tits out.... so I left him to it and took his lovely mrs on a tour of the exhibition.....
When we got back... ladies had a big smile on their faces... and wouldnt say if he'd been good or not whilst we were away....
You look like you are tyring hard not to cum on their glasses mate :lmao2:
mellenig
11-22-05, 11:16 AM
Good job you swapped the pictures round I thought "fuck me JT has had a couple of hard years"
Remember on TFI with Chris Evens they used to have a fat lookalikes bit.
"My name is John and I'm a fat Duncan Goodhew" :lmao2:
NumptyNuts
11-22-05, 11:18 AM
GG looks like JT
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1354296.jpg
Nice picture swap - JT grow your hair - you like like a skin'ead
Gawdi, if you have the pics you took of my mrs I would like to see them, you could post them here or mail them to me.
As requested... Mrs Alan and Grandma Libby....
Cheers, Gawdi, you mind if I put that up on Amateur Meet with a link to Libby's site?
Gawdi, do you have any contact details for Chuck Long?
libby's site www.grandmalibby4u.com link most welcome.....
matt email me and i'll see what i can do.........
JT standing on a box or two there?
Remember on TFI with Chris Evens they used to have a fat lookalikes bit.
"My name is John and I'm a fat Duncan Goodhew" :lmao2:
I dont think you can talk about others being fat. Im just over 10 1/2 stone where as you are so fat the post office has given you your own post code!
I dont think you can talk about others being fat. Im just over 10 1/2 stone where as you are so fat the post office has given you your own post code!
Oooooooo ark at you :gay:
GG looks like JT
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1354296.jpg
Personal insults about looks from you? The one eyebrowed fat faced cheshire cat look a like.
Fuck if I was as ugly as you, I would walk on my hands and learn to talk out of my arse.
Ah I see, after listening to you, I now realise thats infact what you decided to do.
Nice picture swap - JT grow your hair - you like like a skin'ead
I am a skinhead, we cant all be nerds :)
Not touchy about your appearence at all then John :lmao2:
JT standing on a box or two there?
The ladies were quite short
Not touchy about your appearence at all then John :lmao2:
No, but I would be if I looked like you :onguard:
No, but I would be if I looked like you :onguard:
If you was half as good looking as me you would be a very happy man, tubby chops
If you was half as good looking as me you would be a very happy man, tubby chops
LOL....If I was half the size of you Id still look like I was smuggling a Volkswagen up my jumper
The ladies were quite short
and the photographer Bridget the Midget? :onguard:
LOL....If I was half the size of you Id still look like I was smuggling a Volkswagen up my jumper
Not to worry John, chins up
As requested... Mrs Alan
:eyebrows: :eyebrows:
Hi everyone, alan spends quite a lot of time here so I have decided to join him :)
It was a real pleasure to meet both JT and his beautiful Mrs, as well as the charming webmaster, Gawdi.
Thanks Gawdi, for posting this pic of Grandma Libby and I, I think she is a star!!
Thank you Johny, for making us feel relaxed with your friendly personality.
Best wishes,
sexy ex xxx
Hi everyone, alan spends quite a lot of time here so I have decided to join him :)
It was a real pleasure to meet both JT and his beautiful Mrs, as well as the charming webmaster, Gawdi.
Thanks Gawdi, for posting this pic of Grandma Libby and I, I think she is a star!!
Thank you Johny, for making us feel relaxed with your friendly personality.
Best wishes,
sexy ex xxx
Was I to fat? Apparently Geezer and no nuts think I'm fat :onguard:
Welcome to b&b :) hope you'll be a regular, my mrs will start posting in about a month, so it will be nice to get lots of sexy ladies here
Was I to fat? Apparently Geezer and no nuts think I'm fat :onguard:
Welcome to b&b :) hope you'll be a regular, my mrs will start posting in about a month, so it will be nice to get lots of sexy ladies here
No complex about your weight then :lmao2:
I didn't actually say you were fat, I said a "fat Duncan Goodhew" so if Duncan Goodhew is only 4 stone and a bag of bones you could be 8 stone and be a "fat Duncan Goodhew".
Still if the cap fits, lard arse :lmao2:
No complex about your weight then :lmao2:
I didn't actually say you were fat, I said a "fat Duncan Goodhew" so if Duncan Goodhew is only 4 stone and a bag of bones you could be 8 stone and be a "fat Duncan Goodhew".
Still if the cap fits, lard arse :lmao2:
chubby checker
chubby checker
That's me, I check on the chubbies...how are you?
That's me, I check on the chubbies...how are you?
pissed :cheers2: :eyebrows: :onguard:
pissed :cheers2: :eyebrows: :onguard:
Already, did you start early?
Already, did you start early?
every night :alcoholic
all that beer makes me put on weight. I dont want to disappoint
every night :alcoholic
all that beer makes me put on weight. I dont want to disappoint
Good Boy! :cheers2:
No I don't think that you are fat Johny, you looked perfectly proportioned to me !!
Thanks for your warm welcome and I can't wait until your mrs starts posting here. Bring on the sexy ladies :eyebrows:
I'm gonna have fun here, you guys are so funny, I'm :lmao2:
sexy ex xxx
I'm gonna have fun here, you guys are so funny, I'm :lmao2:
let's put that to the test, shall we?
http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1836
let's put that to the test, shall we?
http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1836
Hi HF, I've already seen that thread. Kept me entertained for the duration.
Insane Clown Posse anyone?
http://www.the-sexy-exhibitionist.com/DSCN2098.JPG
Insane Clown Posse anyone?
make that pussy and we are talking. :eyebrows:
DV Said he was there.... but I didnt come across anyone who looked like him... so maybe he was in disguise....looking through more of my pics, this fella was quite keen to have his pic taken with one of my ladies..... maybe this is DV??????????
Hi HF, I've already seen that thread. Kept me entertained for the duration.
Insane Clown Posse anyone?
http://www.the-sexy-exhibitionist.com/DSCN2098.JPG
I can see your furry front bum :blush:
dvtimes
11-24-05, 03:10 PM
DV Said he was there.... but I didnt come across anyone who looked like him... so maybe he was in disguise....looking through more of my pics, this fella was quite keen to have his pic taken with one of my ladies..... maybe this is DV??????????
was the milf4gilf stand yours?
xcite-tv
11-24-05, 06:14 PM
Hi HF, I've already seen that thread. Kept me entertained for the duration.
Insane Clown Posse anyone?
http://www.the-sexy-exhibitionist.com/DSCN2098.JPG
What were you singing before you slipped on the mike...... :lmao2:
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