Cake Or Bread

[yellowstone]

Which Would U Choose? Cake Or Bed?????

A Husband Is At Home Watching A Football Game When His Wife Interrupts,

'honey, Could You Fix The Light In The Hallway? It's Been Flickering
For Weeks Now'

He Looks At Her And Says Angrily;

'fix The Light, Now? Does It Look Like I Have An Electricians Logo Printed On My Forehead? I Don't Think So!'

The Wife Asks,

'well Then, Could You Fix The Fridge Door? It Won't Close Right.'

To Which He Replied,

'fix The Fridge Door? Does It Look Like I Have Hotpoint Written On My Forehead? I Don't Think So.'


Fine, She Says,

'then You Could At Least Fix The Steps To The Front Door?' They're About To Break.'

'i'm Not A Damn Carpenter And I Don't Want To Fix The Steps', He Says. 'does It Look Like I Have Woodies Diy Written On My Forehead? I Don't Think So. I've Had Enough Of You. I'm Going To The Bar!!! '

So He Goes To The Bar And Drinks For A Couple Of Hours. He Starts To Feel Guilty About How He Treated His Wife, And Decides To Go Home And Help Out. As He Walks Into The House He Notices The Steps Are Already Fixed. As He Enters The House, He Sees The Hall Light Is Working. As He Goes To Get A Beer, He Notices The Fridge Door Is Fixed.

'honey', He Asks, 'how'd All This Get Fixed?'

She Said,

'well, When You Left I Sat Outside And Cried.just Then A Nice Young Man Asked Me What Was Wrong, And I Told Him. He Offered To Do All The Repairs, And All I Had To Do Was Either Go To Bed With Him Or Bake A Cake.'


He Said,

'so What Kind Of Cake Did You Bake Him?'


She Replied,

'hellooooo.......do You See Delia Smith Written On My Forehead? I Don't Think So!'

[Jel]

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how quaint.

[IndustryIncentives]

Easiest Post I've Ever Read In My Own Personal History Of Reading Easy To Read Posts. AND I'VE READ QUITE A FEW POSTS THAT ARE VERY EASY TO READ, IN MY PERSONAL HISTORY OF READING EASY POSTS. some are easier to read than others some are not as easy to read as others some are about the same in easiness levels of reading easy to read posts but the ones i find the best are the ones where i dont have to struggle to read those are the ones i personally class in my personal history of reading easy posts as the ones that are the easiest to read just to add that that is just my own personal experiences so mileage may vary depending on who you are what posts you have read and your personal judgement calls on what you would personally classify as an easy to read post or posts
That post is TOO HARD to READ lol