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dvtimes
11-14-05, 04:30 PM
Just messing about today with the camera and made a small little film.

The ending would have been better but my know it all dad (who was shooting it) messed the end up.

Anyway, its on my site sneezwort.com to download.

Shandy McAndy
11-14-05, 04:46 PM
I for one will scamper over there now

Mattyboy
11-14-05, 05:02 PM
:wtf:

JT
11-14-05, 05:04 PM
Oh my fucking god.


Go and watch people. See DVTimes in full make up in the woods :blush:

craig
11-14-05, 05:07 PM
Just messing about today with the camera and made a small little film.

The ending would have been better but my know it all dad (who was shooting it) messed the end up.

Anyway, its on my site sneezwort.com to download.


:eek: :eek:

JT
11-14-05, 05:07 PM
what amazes me dude is that your dad was filming it. Did he not think it odd that you was wearing clowns make up in the woods in the day?

JT
11-14-05, 05:07 PM
Best thread ever - fact

craig
11-14-05, 05:09 PM
what amazes me dude is that your dad was filming it. Did he not think it odd that you was wearing clowns make up in the woods in the day?

have you not seen a picture of his dad?

http://www.gibsoncostume.com/costumes/clowns/_img/CL21-003.jpg

-HF
11-14-05, 05:10 PM
one day they'll find a dead body after someone saw him running around like that. the Sun will have a field day.

dvtimes
11-14-05, 05:11 PM
what amazes me dude is that your dad was filming it. Did he not think it odd that you was wearing clowns make up in the woods in the day?
No

I put on it for just a second

it suposed to look like i was attacking somone, but my dad messed that shot up

also the idea is that people think i had that makup on all the time and that i was walking through the woods looking nuts. in fact i was dressed normall.

Tim
11-14-05, 05:12 PM
Gulp!

JT
11-14-05, 05:12 PM
one day they'll find a dead body after someone saw him running around like that. the Sun will have a field day.

:blush: :kebab: :eek:

JT
11-14-05, 05:14 PM
it suposed to look like i was attacking somone, but my dad messed that shot up

:eek:

dvtimes
11-14-05, 05:14 PM
Also the idea is that your not 100% sure if its real or not.

It supposed to be strange.

Geezer
11-14-05, 05:15 PM
in fact i was dressed normall.


Yeah of cause you were :mad:

Mattyboy
11-14-05, 05:17 PM
Be Afraid

JT
11-14-05, 05:17 PM
It supposed to be strange.

Well you hit the nail on the head there. 100%

cafeman
11-14-05, 05:19 PM
The Blair Wort Project


I have to admit, for a time there I thought there was going to be some light bestiality...

JT
11-14-05, 05:20 PM
Be Afraid


I need a drink. Back soon. Then I may change the thread title to "A stalk in the woods"

craig
11-14-05, 05:20 PM
"Your're my wife now Dave!"

http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=134&stc=1

Mattyboy
11-14-05, 05:23 PM
The Blair Wort Project

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

Rosie
11-14-05, 06:10 PM
Fucking hell you're weird
:wtf:

SGS
11-14-05, 08:07 PM
I have downloaded it but I am too worried to watch it now...

JT
11-14-05, 08:18 PM
I have downloaded it but I am too worried to watch it now...

Dont watch it last thing at night. Unless you want nightmares

-HF
11-14-05, 08:20 PM
I have downloaded it but I am too worried to watch it now...
go on, watch it, you sissy.

just don't answer the phone in 7 days.

Mattyboy
11-14-05, 08:23 PM
I have downloaded it but I am too worried to watch it now...

Have a strong coffee to hand and keep the lights on...

dvtimes
11-14-05, 08:27 PM
Its not even scary.

JT
11-14-05, 08:31 PM
Its not even scary.

Fred West didnt think so, thats for sure. The rest of us do :angel:

craig
11-14-05, 09:16 PM
MAD clown reported 2 clicks away over.........

Approach with caution...

Geezer
11-14-05, 09:31 PM
Its not even scary.


No, but you are :eek:

Jase
11-14-05, 09:35 PM
U do realise that if one single model sees that video your days as a photographer / videographer are over for good? That freaked me out and I aint gonna be letting u into my house to photograph my bits.........

Mattyboy
11-14-05, 09:54 PM
Look you people might think I have some sort of vendetta against this DVT freak, but I've followed his online activities for nearly seven years (it's kind of hard not too when he's constantly in your face) I know what he has subjected models to, I have been on the sharp end of his twisted brain.

I hope this might send some kind of signal to what he is really like !!

He's dangerous, he's not right, he's been the subject of a police investigation related directly to the harassment of a model.

He's beyond the boundaries of anything you might expect in this country.

He should be BANNED from the UK webmaster community.

I seem to remember a newspaper article allegedly about him a while back.

Geezer
11-14-05, 10:01 PM
I've followed his online activities for nearly seven years .

So who's the stalker?

SGS
11-14-05, 10:08 PM
Also the idea is that your not 100% sure if its real or not.

It supposed to be strange.


To get atmosphere like that you are either very talented or very troubled… :)

















































BTW, I just locked the doors here… :eek:

Geezer
11-14-05, 10:17 PM
You it seems, constantly butting into situations you know a big FAT
ZERO about !! :)


STAAALLLKEEERRR

Geezer
11-14-05, 10:20 PM
To get atmosphere like that you are either very talented or very troubled… :)

I don't think he's very talented ;)

SGS
11-14-05, 10:23 PM
Its not even scary.

Just downloaded pnov.wmv (while I was waiting for my hand to steady…) and wow that’s the worst case of “tit capsulation” I have ever seen. She needs to get to a doctor to get those sorted asap as that must be quite painful. Modern implants are now textured so that capsulation like that shouldn’t happen.

SGS
11-14-05, 10:27 PM
http://www.popmatters.com/tv/reviews/x/images/x-files.jpg

-HF
11-14-05, 10:29 PM
DICK...... you've shown your true colours, firstly sticking up for the
terrorists on July 7th and now DVT !!! :Penis

I think we can ignore anything you have to say, BUT if you interested
in FACTS email me.
fuck, i so hate when this happens, the board is swallowing posts again. do you have screenshots of anyone sticking up for anything or anyone else?

and the article you have online, why not just post a link?

Geezer
11-14-05, 10:31 PM
DICK...... you've shown your true colours, firstly sticking up for the
terrorists on July 7th and now DVT !!! :Penis

I think we can ignore anything you have to say, BUT if you interested
in FACTS email me.

When did I stick up for any terrorists?

I do remember saying that maybe the person they shot might have been innocent, and guess what... :asshole:

Geezer
11-14-05, 10:34 PM
You it seems, constantly butting into situations you know a big FAT
ZERO about !! :)


Oh right, so you can tell me all about your reasons for stalking, oops sorry, paying an interest in DVT?

Of course I should take your word for everything you want to say, you are funny :lmao2:

Geezer
11-14-05, 10:34 PM
I was being diplomatic and courteous
to this board !

Why change you habits?

Geezer
11-14-05, 10:37 PM
YES but your INSTINCT was to side with the terrorist :) you knew no more than we did at the time !!! I think that is very telling :eyebrows:

Firtsly he was NOT a terrorist and secondly, I was right :asshole:

-HF
11-14-05, 10:38 PM
Hey I'll freely and gladly post a link, I was being diplomatic and courteous
to this board !
withholding what seems to be interesting information is diplomatic? spill the fecking beans already.

Geezer
11-14-05, 10:49 PM
OK here's the fucking article in the Daily Express:

http://www.be-seen-here.co.uk/dailyexpress.jpg

The two involved were Andrew Engelbertz former webmaster of www.modelheaven.com and Adam Blake AKA DVT who lives in Leeds (not Bradford)

Now I fully expect this post to be deleted because of the detail, but FUCK there it is.

Until the UK webmaster community wakes up to the FACTS this business will never move forward !!


Well bugger me with a fish fork that jpeg tells me all I need to know :lmao2:

Surely that was never published in any newspaper, not even a local rag, unless the girl is related to the editor.

Where did it implicate DVT?, maybe I missed something.

Rosie
11-14-05, 10:52 PM
=Until the UK webmaster community wakes up to the FACTS this business will never move forward !!

OK, I've read the article.... but it mentions no names so I'm assuming someone has proof here? Not trying to take sides, gawd forbid I stick up for CreepyClown.

Rosie
11-14-05, 10:53 PM
Well bugger me with a fish fork.

May I?

Can I film it?

:angel:

Mattyboy
11-14-05, 10:54 PM
I'm sure the article i saw was a local paper and mentioned his name.

Geezer
11-14-05, 10:54 PM
Where did it implicate anyone ??

Seems I'm not the only one who missed that then.

Always good to resort to name calling and abuse when you are losing an argument, shows real intelligencs ;)

Geezer
11-14-05, 10:55 PM
May I?

Can I film it?

:angel:

Be my guest :eek:

Rosie
11-14-05, 10:55 PM
I've seen some superb editing on this board tonight :lmao2:

-HF
11-14-05, 10:57 PM
OK here's the fucking article in the Daily Express:

http://www.be-seen-here.co.uk/dailyexpress.jpg

The two involved were Andrew Engelbertz former webmaster of www.modelheaven.com and Adam Blake AKA DVT who lives in Leeds (not Bradford)

Now I fully expect this post to be deleted because of the detail, but FUCK there it is.

Until the UK webmaster community wakes up to the FACTS this business will never move forward !!
cheers for the link. however we don't have much more than your word that this creepy story involved DVT?

Geezer
11-14-05, 10:58 PM
I've seen some superb editing on this board tonight :lmao2:

Yep me too, shame I wasn't wuicker with the quote. I believe Admin can see posts before the edits ;)

-HF
11-14-05, 11:02 PM
Of course it won't mention names, no charges were bought, you need to have been involved in the UK model business for the last 7 years, read the boards, been subjected to his abuse !!

You think I'm posting this for the hell of it ?

Read the article, read DVT's posts, view his video !

Use your judgement, that's all I'm posting, I've done my bit.
When you get the BREAKING NEWS on News24..... don't say I didn't warn you
so it is just pieces you added up to a full picture, nothing official or evidence?
you do know you give him ammo there, if he wanted to annoy you legally?

Geezer
11-14-05, 11:02 PM
Of course it won't mention names, no charges were bought, you need to have been involved in the UK model business for the last 7 years, read the boards, been subjected to his abuse !!

You think I'm posting this for the hell of it ?

Read the article, read DVT's posts, view his video !

Use your judgement, that's all I'm posting, I've done my bit.
When you get the BREAKING NEWS on News24..... don't say I didn't warn you


You really are a laugh ain't ya.

So you have all the proof and are willing to post it, you then post a jpeg that you yourself admit mentions no names, so where is the PROOF! :lmao2:

Rosie
11-14-05, 11:03 PM
You think I'm posting this for the hell of it ?


Calm down dear - it's only a commercial.

I see what you're saying, but the posts, video, spam et al just strike me as harmless wally, with a remarkable ability to get up people's noses. But you need to understand that people generally won't take anyones word for anything in this game without proof of some sort.

So come on - if you have more dirt - dish it :eyebrows:

Geezer
11-14-05, 11:05 PM
Yeah ? well you are FAT CUNT and fuck this board for being nothing more than
an a fucking clique. GOODBYE

ooooo, do you kiss your mum with that mouth.

Goodbike :knob:

I couldn't find the wanker smillie :lmao2:

-HF
11-14-05, 11:08 PM
:wank2:

SGS
11-14-05, 11:09 PM
:wank2:

Why is the wank smiley green?

Geezer
11-14-05, 11:10 PM
:wank2:

That's the one ;)

Geezer
11-14-05, 11:11 PM
Why is the wank smiley green?

Wanked so much he feels sick I suppose

SGS
11-14-05, 11:12 PM
Wanked so much he feels sick I suppose

Perhaps its a clique thing?

Rosie
11-14-05, 11:12 PM
Oh well, that told us then.

Still, he was right about one thing though Geezer. You are a **edited by Admin**

Geezer
11-14-05, 11:13 PM
Oh well, that told us then.

Still, he was right about one thing though Geezer. You are a **edited by Admin**

:lmao2:

-HF
11-14-05, 11:14 PM
Wanked so much he feels sick I suppose
common symptom amongst wankers that?

Geezer
11-14-05, 11:16 PM
common symptom amongst wankers that?

Well when I wank, my cock is sick and then faints :lmao2:

-HF
11-14-05, 11:17 PM
Well when I wank, my cock is sick and then faints :lmao2:
remarkable that the big head is green as well there. does that make you a dickhead?

Geezer
11-14-05, 11:19 PM
remarkable that the big head is green as well there. does that make you a dickhead?

Maybe it makes me the head Dick

-HF
11-14-05, 11:21 PM
Maybe it makes me the head Dick
purrty. let's invite the head cunt over then.

Geezer
11-14-05, 11:23 PM
purrty. let's invite the head cunt over then.


:lmao2:

REBEL
11-15-05, 12:37 AM
Maybe it's me.. and I'm obviously commenting without any real background knowledge. But apart from the article not mentioning any names it also appears to me reading it, that some bimbo got her knickers in a twist about some flame war. A flame war is far from stalking. It does an entire injustice to real stalking, much like crying rape does injustice to rape.

JT
11-15-05, 08:12 AM
and fuck this board for being nothing more than
an a fucking clique. GOODBYE


Ive just got out of bed. What did we do wrong? :confused:

cafeman
11-15-05, 08:23 AM
Ive just got out of bed. What did we do wrong?
I think it's having 'UK' in your username that does it. First Rachel and now Vixen. I fear that it's only a matter of time before ukwebmasters minces off in disgust.

JT
11-15-05, 08:26 AM
I think it's having 'UK' in your username that does it. First Rachel and now Vixen. I fear that it's only a matter of time before ukwebmasters minces off in disgust.

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

JP
11-15-05, 08:29 AM
I knew I should have stayed online yesterday :cry:

JT
11-15-05, 11:52 AM
I knew I should have stayed online yesterday :cry:

well certainly out of the woods at any rate

SGS
11-15-05, 12:17 PM
Did you look behind all of the trees in that video? I am sure that its not just DVT, his dad and his dog there.

Alf Garnet
11-15-05, 02:56 PM
I hate to find myself agreeing with HF and Geezer, but some dogdy old news cutting aint no evidence.


But your right about them beeing looney lefty terrorist lovers

typeR
11-15-05, 03:50 PM
Did you look behind all of the trees in that video? I am sure that its not just DVT, his dad and his dog there.

i think you're right.......

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a204/typerbb/862908f7.jpg

JT
11-15-05, 04:47 PM
i think you're right.......

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a204/typerbb/862908f7.jpg


LMFAO!!!!!

SGS
11-15-05, 04:50 PM
i think you're right.......

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a204/typerbb/862908f7.jpg

:lmao2:

mellenig
11-16-05, 12:04 PM
Damn go away for a few days and miss all the fun :eyebrows:

I seem to remember lots of posts of Richards board regarding models forums and model safe always seemed to turn into a flame war on there.

BTW freaky video :noway:

craig
11-17-05, 09:55 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4414794.stm

Shandy McAndy
11-18-05, 05:31 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4414794.stm

:eek: