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dvtimes

11-13-05, 11:22 AM

A pub landlord chap says to his customers, if you bring in something Christmassy tomorrow I will give you a free drink.

First person brings in some decorations, and he gets a drink.

The next person brings in a toy Santa and gets a drink.

The third person brings in a pair of knickers.

The landlord says they not Christmassy.

The chap replies, yes they are, they are carols.

Get it carols as in Christmas songs.

Now that's funny.

SGS

11-13-05, 12:08 PM

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/q-t/splataclaus.jpg

11-13-05, 01:07 PM

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/q-t/splataclaus.jpg

LOL

ukwebmasters

11-13-05, 05:31 PM

enough is enough, ban him

typeR

11-13-05, 10:48 PM

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a204/typerbb/59b15b91a6da71db09ea5f0501225ba1.jpg

morefodder

11-14-05, 09:34 AM

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a204/typerbb/59b15b91a6da71db09ea5f0501225ba1.jpg

So wrong ... but soooo funny, my soul is damned now !!!

morefodder

11-14-05, 09:36 AM

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a204/typerbb/59b15b91a6da71db09ea5f0501225ba1.jpg

Mrs. Morefodder says - 'I suppose his jackets classed as a hoody too'

11-14-05, 09:42 AM

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a204/typerbb/59b15b91a6da71db09ea5f0501225ba1.jpg

LOL. So very wrong and so very funny