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dvtimes
11-11-05, 06:51 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/4428602.stm
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41008000/jpg/_41008660_sabina_ad_203.jpg
Her mum thinks she can get a Brad Pitt look a like. I think not.
Look, your 24, lost your looks, have a kid, just settle for the first twit that looks your way.
Thats my local paper .... You know her Dyker?
:blush:
Thats my local paper .... You know her Dyker?
:blush:
scan and post the pic then, a closer look should reveal some more :lmao2:
scan and post the pic then, a closer look should reveal some more :lmao2:
No shit - assuming the mrs hasnt thrown it out I have the paper that "story" came from here beside me somewhere... heh.
Anyway - DVTimes - where did you stumble upon that article?
surely a paper in Devon is advanced enough to have an online issue?
Of course .... but just wondered if he was searching for "desperate ugly birds" and found that page ;)
i was being helpful in case your better half has cleaned out your dirty mags and the paper by accident. ;)
dvtimes
11-11-05, 07:16 PM
Of course .... but just wondered if he was searching for "desperate ugly birds" and found that page ;)
she rejected me. :)
i was being helpful in case your better half has cleaned out your dirty mags and the paper by accident. ;)
no way - my art pamphlets are safely ensconced. At least they better be .. :ninja:
she rejected me. :)
So she aint *that* desperate then - that's a plus.
and they've highlighted that she's got a 6 year old son from the off.. guess how many of the "nicest" applicants will be after the son not the mother..
reminds me of that joke where the guy is walking through the park and spots a girl perched on a park bench.
The poor lass hasn't got any arms or legs, so feeling sorry for her, he sits down on the park bench to eat his sandwich and strike up a conversation.
As he dabs his mouth with his napkin following his snack, the girl turns her head towards him, meets him eye to eye and asks if he would like to make love to her.
A touch embarrased he says he is flattered, but with the physical requirements, he was unsure how she could.
She answered by saying its no problem, the tree across the path is really quite suitable.
All he has to do is lift her onto it, and the branches can act like her arms and legs.
He pondered for a moment, and decided what the hell.
So without further a do, he lifted her into the tree and proceeded to make sweet passionate love to her.
As the leaves gently fell to the ground, he shot his bolt and withdrew.
As his little knob withered down, he lost interest in pursing a relationship with the girl, and was about to walk away as he finished pulling up his zip.
He was however, hit with a feeling of guilt, turned back and asked if he could help her get back home.
Her face lit up and she said yes yes yes.
So he picked her up, slung her over his shoulder and walked back to her house.
He was about to put her down on the doorstep, ring the bell and do a runner, when the door opened.
It was her mother.
He said, hi maam, I helped your daughter get home.
She looked him up and down and said thankyou.
Once again overcome with guilt, he said, maam, I have to clear my concience, I didn't only help her home, I also had sex with her.
The mother looked stern for a moment, and then said, don't worry man, you seen like a nice guy, and anyways, all the others left her in the tree
Cardinal_Sin
11-11-05, 10:21 PM
Thats my local paper .... You know her Dyker?
:blush:
Sabina, isn't it?
Cardinal_Sin
11-11-05, 10:34 PM
:eek:
Was that her in the paper yesterday? Fuck! Didn't have my glasses on now the pages are stuck together - Know of a good solvent for dried sperm? I want to look closer. :lmao2:
yeah ... well that 'story' was on page 3 after all .. ;)
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