craig
11-10-05, 01:55 AM
Had a beer with one of our neighbours tonight.
He's knocking on a bit and has been worried about his wife.
He took her to the quacks recently and she ended up having a couple of blood tests.
They got the results today, and it doesn't look good.
The diagnosis cannot be confirmed but it looks like she either has Altzheimers or aids.
The poor bloke asked the Dr what he should do.
The Dr replied that he should take the Mrs on a trip into the country. Around about 60 miles or so and find a teashop.
Spend some quality time with her.
Even push the boat out and do scones too.
Then excuse himself, with I just need to pop to the gents.
While shes troffing on her scone, he needs to make a run to the car.
Drive home and sit tight.
If she makes it back home......
His advice...
Whatever you do, don't F*ck her !
:)
He's knocking on a bit and has been worried about his wife.
He took her to the quacks recently and she ended up having a couple of blood tests.
They got the results today, and it doesn't look good.
The diagnosis cannot be confirmed but it looks like she either has Altzheimers or aids.
The poor bloke asked the Dr what he should do.
The Dr replied that he should take the Mrs on a trip into the country. Around about 60 miles or so and find a teashop.
Spend some quality time with her.
Even push the boat out and do scones too.
Then excuse himself, with I just need to pop to the gents.
While shes troffing on her scone, he needs to make a run to the car.
Drive home and sit tight.
If she makes it back home......
His advice...
Whatever you do, don't F*ck her !
:)