View Full Version : 25th April, let us buy you dinner and a beer
Look, losers.
Newbie/experienced pro. I don't care.
www.3wayscash.com and www.strictlybroadband.com are paying for FREE FOOD AND BEER. In a nice place in Covent Garden.
There is some wanky excuse about this being to welcome Mantis, from Rabbit's Review, to London, but really it's just a piss up/networking thing.
There are about 6 places left. But 8 people won't come prolly, so there are 14 places left.
Newbies are totally welcome, as this is how you learn.
So message me or Danniinniiiiiiiii to book your place.
Free food. Free beer. Me doing magic tricks and telling you why you wanna promote www.3wayscash.com. Danii doing traditional German dancing and telling you why you should persuade Jerry to do a live 'wanking jew' feed on strictly.
Everyone is a winner.
Look, losers.
Newbie/experienced pro. I don't care.
www.3wayscash.com and www.strictlybroadband.com are paying for FREE FOOD AND BEER. In a nice place in Covent Garden.
There is some wanky excuse about this being to welcome Mantis, from Rabbit's Review, to London, but really it's just a piss up/networking thing.
There are about 6 places left. But 8 people won't come prolly, so there are 14 places left.
Newbies are totally welcome, as this is how you learn.
So message me or Danniinniiiiiiiii to book your place.
Free food. Free beer. Me doing magic tricks and telling you why you wanna promote www.3wayscash.com. Danii doing traditional German dancing and telling you why you should persuade Jerry to do a live 'wanking jew' feed on strictly.
Everyone is a winner.
Is it vize having a zerman and a zew meating in ae belgium resturant, it seems like 1940 all over again
bagsy Danii isnt allowed near the ovens :gaylords:
Is it wize having a german and a jew meating in a belgium resturant, it seems like 1940 all over again
bagsy Danii isnt allowed near the ovens :gaylords:
That is a fucking good point.
This could end in disaster!
Danii doing traditional German dancing
does it involve uniforms, paddles and old men?
does it involve uniforms, paddles and old men?
Yes. And hot candle wax.
That is a fucking good point.
This could end in disaster!
Not compared to Poland, but thats a whole new thread and forum
does it involve uniforms, paddles and old men?
Oh god I hope so
Will there be any polish waiters?
Will there be any polish waiters?
Hope not, have plumbing that needs doing
actually the waiters there all are dressed as belgian monks in monky robes.
this is true.
They also have about 100 different beers.
Willie_Ekkerslike
04-15-08, 11:33 PM
They also have about 100 different beers.
What about for the 2nd hour?
They also have about 100 different beers.
That matters to you how?, you have trouble drinking two :alc:
That matters to you how?, you have trouble drinking two :alc:
That's cos I am full of your spunk.
That's cos I am full of your spunk.
I thought you never swallowed?, ha harrrrr
I thought you never swallowed?, ha harrrrr
You've rumbled my game, you sneaky cunt.
adultbusiness
04-15-08, 11:49 PM
Wasn't gonna attend but the 'wanking jew feed' might have swung it.....
Wasn't gonna attend but the 'wanking jew feed' might have swung it.....
You should, you have done 1000 posts now and been around longer than paul markham, stop moaning and come. ill get someone (geezer or dvt) to wank you off
You should, you have done 1000 posts now and been around longer than paul markham, stop moaning and come. ill get someone (geezer or dvt) to wank you off
I will wank him off if you like.
I will wank him off if you like.
I think that is previously understood mate
I think that is previously understood mate
I will go along way for my clients.
adultbusiness
04-16-08, 12:26 AM
You should, you have done 1000 posts now and been around longer than paul markham, stop moaning and come. ill get someone (geezer or dvt) to wank you off
Ok, ok... jew feeds and a handjob by DVT, I'm in!
Damian, pencil me in... I'll confirm when back in the office tomorrow....
Ok, ok... jew feeds and a handjob by DVT, I'm in!
Damian, pencil me in... I'll confirm when back in the office tomorrow....
You got it
adultbusiness
04-16-08, 12:33 AM
You got it
And apart from the wanking on offer I do need to chat to you about something so in between shooting over DVT's face we can do just that....
And apart from the wanking on offer I do need to chat to you about something so in between shooting over DVT's face we can do just that....
Perfect :D
DaveKnell
04-16-08, 12:49 AM
I'm in, along with the wife. Unfortunately (or otherwise, depending on how you look at it) we can't be there in person, so please send 60 bucks by Paypal and we'll be there in spirit.
Ta --
Dave
Hope not, have plumbing that needs doing
:takethat:
adultbusiness
04-16-08, 09:22 AM
I'm in, along with the wife. Unfortunately (or otherwise, depending on how you look at it) we can't be there in person, so please send 60 bucks by Paypal and we'll be there in spirit.
Ta --
Dave
Does 60 bucks get me a set of naked snow pictures?
Johnny Kleenexxx
04-16-08, 10:44 AM
does it involve uniforms, paddles and old men?
nice haha
would not surprise me in the slightest
quality homosexual thread btw Damian . . respek
strictlybroadband
04-16-08, 11:16 AM
Ok, ok... jew feeds
It's my duty to inform you that mussels are unkosher. :char0578
adultbusiness
04-16-08, 11:34 AM
It's my duty to inform you that mussels are unkosher. :char0578
It wasn't the mussels I was worried about.... but I just got confirmation so all is well:
http://www.britishsexcontacts.co.uk/stuff/kosher.jpg
It wasn't the mussels I was worried about.... but I just got confirmation so all is well:
http://www.britishsexcontacts.co.uk/stuff/kosher.jpg
PHEW!
strictlybroadband
04-16-08, 12:24 PM
It wasn't the mussels I was worried about.... but I just got confirmation so all is well:
http://www.britishsexcontacts.co.uk/stuff/kosher.jpg
Interesting they classify his cock as dairy rather than meat...
DaveKnell
04-16-08, 12:59 PM
Does 60 bucks get me a set of naked snow pictures?
Why pay for it when Damian's giving it away for free?
--Dave
adultbusiness
04-16-08, 01:11 PM
Interesting they classify his cock as dairy rather than meat...
I think it's down to the amount of milk it produces?
Willie_Ekkerslike
04-16-08, 01:20 PM
Jerry, you're a man in the know!
With Friday traffic and all that, any chance you can lay on a Chinook helicopter to get me to the bash? Please :)
strictlybroadband
04-16-08, 02:31 PM
Jerry, you're a man in the know!
With Friday traffic and all that, any chance you can lay on a Chinook helicopter to get me to the bash? Please :)
Sorry, this event is carbon neutral.
Elisha Jade
04-16-08, 03:20 PM
Who's already confirmed? If you cant post it in here, PM me :)
Is markham going?
Why you want to give him a soapy tit wank?
Elisha Jade
04-17-08, 10:35 AM
I don't think i'll be able to make it. I'm looking at buying a kitten and might have to get up north to go get her on that weekend now.
mOBSCENE
04-17-08, 10:46 AM
I don't think i'll be able to make it. I'm looking at buying a kitten and might have to get up north to go get her on that weekend now.
Have fun stroking the pussy.
Couldn't resist, sorry :)
Don RELISH
04-17-08, 12:11 PM
Sorry guys, will be in Dubai all that week.
I'm not going cause I don't want to be caught in the crossfire when the chairs start to be thrown around.
adultbusiness
04-17-08, 12:57 PM
So, who actually IS going.......? And what's the chances (roughly in %) of getting a BJ?
redwhiteandblue
04-17-08, 01:04 PM
So, who actually IS going.......? And what's the chances (roughly in %) of getting a BJ?
Me. Slim to zero.
xcite-tv
04-17-08, 01:18 PM
So, who actually IS going.......?
Well, we would go . But as I am on ignore and Damian says we are no longer in porn. Whats the point ?
NumptyNuts
04-17-08, 01:19 PM
Well, we would go . But as I am on ignore and Damian says we are no longer in porn. Whats the point ?
sell your content then you can start competing with Markham in the same business space ;)
strictlybroadband
04-17-08, 01:23 PM
So, who actually IS going.......? And what's the chances (roughly in %) of getting a BJ?
Me, Damian and JT. About 62.3% I'd reckon.
NumptyNuts
04-17-08, 01:25 PM
Me, Damian and JT. About 62.3% I'd reckon.
looks like a cards night ;) strip poker?
I'm not going cause I don't want to be caught in the crossfire when the chairs start to be thrown around.
Well if you don't go how am I going to persuade Ruth?
So, who actually IS going.......? And what's the chances (roughly in %) of getting a BJ?
WHo knows?
People say they are, then aren't. Fickle lot.
Should be about 20 people I reckon. Will know closer to the time
strictlybroadband
04-17-08, 02:01 PM
I'm not going cause I don't want to be caught in the crossfire when the chairs start to be thrown around.
You won't be: crossfire is when you get hit by accident. :)
You won't be: crossfire is when you get hit by accident. :)
I thought it was a board game with ball bearings and shooty thing adn stuff
strictlybroadband
04-17-08, 02:06 PM
I thought it was a board game with ball bearings and shooty thing adn stuff
It was the 70s equivalent of a Wii.
adultbusiness
04-17-08, 02:12 PM
Me, Damian and JT. About 62.3% I'd reckon.
62.3% is better than my average Friday night...
Paul Markham
04-17-08, 02:19 PM
Is markham going?
Fraid not, up to my eyes in getting the new sites up.
Will you miss me?
strictlybroadband
04-17-08, 02:21 PM
Will you miss me?
Are we talking about chair throwing again?
Are we talking about chair throwing again?
Wasn't it wine bottle dropping?
Paul Markham
04-17-08, 02:27 PM
sell your content then you can start competing with Markham in the same business space ;)
Selling content today is a hard game. All the cunts who went around screaming it was saturated did it in. They are the first to moan if you have a go at their business model and cry foul though.
Elisha Jade
04-17-08, 02:49 PM
Have fun stroking the pussy.
Couldn't resist, sorry
Kitten might have fallen through. Why can't my life just stick to one plan!?! lol
Elisha Jade
04-17-08, 02:56 PM
In case anyone gives a shit... isn't she cute!
Kitten might have fallen through. Why can't my life just stick to one plan!?! lol
When you said you weren't coming I put someone else in your place.
Not sure now of numbers.
I will liase with Danii and get back to you
You won't be: crossfire is when you get hit by accident. :)That's fine then, cause everyone loves me.
Fraid not, up to my eyes in getting the new sites up.
But still finding time to post! Tsk, tsk.
wingless
04-17-08, 03:15 PM
In case anyone gives a shit... isn't she cute!
awww i want
Paul Markham
04-17-08, 03:27 PM
But still finding time to post! Tsk, tsk.
Waiting for the new content to upload and posting while I wait.
Paul Markham
04-17-08, 03:28 PM
Waiting for the new content to upload and posting while I wait.
Who wants to see the new stuff?
Elisha Jade
04-17-08, 04:06 PM
When you said you weren't coming I put someone else in your place.
Not sure now of numbers.
I will liase with Danii and get back to you
No worries, lemme know i have to find out if this kitten thing is happening for definate or no too. If i cant come i'll come to the next :)
Who wants to see the new stuff?
Fucking unbelievably unbelievable
Elisha Jade
04-17-08, 05:10 PM
Who wants to see the new stuff?
Think they prefer my kitten... which has definitely been sold to someone else so it isn't mine after all :'(
I'm off to the RSCPA next week :)
wingless
04-17-08, 05:34 PM
Think they prefer my kitten... which has definitely been sold to someone else so it isn't mine after all :'(
I'm off to the RSCPA next week :)
if it makes you feel better i will wear my cat ears to the meet :p
redwhiteandblue
04-17-08, 07:37 PM
Who wants to see the new stuff?
You could always start a new thread about it
Elisha Jade
04-18-08, 01:46 PM
if it makes you feel better i will wear my cat ears to the meet :p
That might just work... in fact everyone could wear them and make me feel even better :D
wingless
04-18-08, 02:42 PM
That might just work... in fact everyone could wear them and make me feel even better :D
well i can promise i will at least :D
What's the very latest on this Damian ?
Have all the places now gone & how big is the waiting list ?
Just curious.
:)
What's the very latest on this Damian ?
Have all the places now gone & how big is the waiting list ?
Just curious.
:)
Yeah all gone. Got a couple on the reserve bench.
:)
adultbusiness
04-19-08, 05:24 PM
Yeah all gone. Got a couple on the reserve bench.
:)
Do you have a list, need to make sure you've kept the riff raff out :dorsetpolice:
Do you have a list, need to make sure you've kept the riff raff out :dorsetpolice:
Danii is the list keeper...
She is German and stuff, so very precise.
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