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dvtimes
03-21-08, 01:28 AM
they asked me what breat i ate.

i said white.

they spent an hours telling me to eat brown.

thats the last time i chat to hovis witnesses.

dvtimes
03-21-08, 01:40 AM
they asked me what breat i ate.

i said white.

they spent an hours telling me to eat brown.

thats the last time i chat to hovis witnesses.

that should have bread bread. so i messed that up.

Willie_Ekkerslike
03-21-08, 01:50 AM
so i messed that up.

Errr anything new there?

NoRotRuby
03-21-08, 05:14 AM
WTF?! You mean to say you actually LET them in your HOME?? It's worse than even I thought in THAT case ;)

Jel
03-21-08, 06:16 AM
that should have bread bread. so i messed that up.

:takethat:

Guest
03-21-08, 08:31 AM
Hovis make white bread too :P

JT
03-21-08, 08:40 AM
This thread delivers :character0079:

JT
03-21-08, 08:40 AM
Or should it be

This bread delivers

mrcrowley
03-21-08, 10:40 AM
hmm bible bashers turned to bread?

psl
03-21-08, 11:33 AM
What time are the I Can't Believe it's Not Butter reps turning up?

A Priest
03-21-08, 01:06 PM
haha i thought it was funny anyway :D

strictlybroadband
03-21-08, 01:58 PM
Did they tell you that Jesus has risen?

smoothballs
03-21-08, 02:26 PM
I just tell Jehovah door knockers that the voices in my head told me to clean the guns this morning....:cheer:

mOBSCENE
03-21-08, 02:28 PM
Wonder who will have the last loaf with this thread?

Hovis witnesses, lol :jesuslol:

Cardinal_Sin
03-21-08, 02:43 PM
Did they tell you that Jesus has risen?


No - But the bread has.

redwhiteandblue
03-21-08, 03:05 PM
that should have bread bread. so i messed that up.

In the words of Homer Simpson:

Dough!

rogue
03-21-08, 03:57 PM
At yeast DVT tried!

Willie_Ekkerslike
03-21-08, 04:27 PM
DVT always was his Mothers Pride, and joy :)

strictlybroadband
03-21-08, 06:59 PM
I can't think of any more bread jokes.

Which is a pitta.

redwhiteandblue
03-21-08, 07:35 PM
I can't think of any more bread jokes.

Which is a pitta.

Crust you to let the side down.

daveydude
03-21-08, 07:42 PM
This is a funny thread. I propose a toast to dvtimes for starting it.

daveydude
03-21-08, 07:47 PM
But all joking aside, in case we forget why we're all here, here are some lovely big baps.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2172/1917443677_f69deed2f7.jpg

Thankyouverymuch - I'm here all week - try the veal.

dvtimes
03-21-08, 08:17 PM
Naan of you are as witty as me.

JT
03-21-08, 08:43 PM
Naan of you are as witty as me.

:takethat:

Willie_Ekkerslike
03-21-08, 08:52 PM
Naan of you are as witty as me.

C'mon, own up, who PM'd him this one? No way did he think it up on his own !!!

S.D.
03-21-08, 08:56 PM
C'mon, own up, who PM'd him this one? No way did he think it up on his own !!!

Lol, it was probably a typo & he didn't even realise the gag ;)

Willie_Ekkerslike
03-21-08, 09:00 PM
Lol, it was probably a typo & he didn't even realise the gag ;)

:takethat:

redwhiteandblue
03-21-08, 09:00 PM
C'mon, own up, who PM'd him this one? No way did he think it up on his own !!!

He did, he used his loaf.

dvtimes
03-21-08, 09:10 PM
I was getting Croissant that I could not think of any good responses.

But enough of the bread gags, lets get back to posting sexy ladies showing there Muffins.

dvtimes
03-21-08, 09:11 PM
Reading this thread, some of you have posted some real Crackers.

dvtimes
03-21-08, 09:12 PM
But its getting silly now, I think we should post pics of some sexy Crumpets.

dvtimes
03-21-08, 09:16 PM
I met a model today. She had an angry bottom, it fact I would say she had Hot Cross Buns.

dvtimes
03-21-08, 09:17 PM
I have also found some people have Stollen pics from my site.

[German bread]

-HF
03-21-08, 09:18 PM
I have also found some people have Stollen pics from my site.

[German bread]

you know, a joke you have to explain prolly wasn't that good really?

[and it ain't a bread either]

dvtimes
03-21-08, 09:20 PM
Do not get a Cob on just cos I am more witty than the rest of you.

dvtimes
03-21-08, 09:23 PM
you know, a joke you have to explain prolly wasn't that good really?

[and it ain't a bread either]

yes it is

http://uktv.co.uk/food/recipe/aid/516639

-HF
03-21-08, 09:30 PM
yes it is

http://uktv.co.uk/food/recipe/aid/516639

so some cunt doesn't know what they are talking about, big deal. you do that all the time. it still is a cake, not bread.

strictlybroadband
03-22-08, 02:43 AM
so some cunt doesn't know what they are talking about, big deal. you do that all the time. it still is a cake, not bread.

OK gents, wrap it up.

daveydude
03-22-08, 02:45 AM
This is just getting barmy now.

S.D.
03-22-08, 12:26 PM
OK gents, wrap it up.

Hey Red Jerry I was laying on my Sofa yesterday afternoon in total peace & quiet catching up on some reading of some "Forum" mags that I hadn't got round to thumbing through & low & behold there you are with a few quotes & sound bites :noway2:

Ah well, guess it's true, that mag's on the decline again ;)

mOBSCENE
03-22-08, 01:44 PM
It's a pitta that the life of this bread thread may be running out of yeast...

smoothballs
03-22-08, 01:47 PM
did they ask to speak to the "breadwinner" of the household? :character0079:

MaDalton
03-22-08, 08:48 PM
will someone break the bread with me?

Willie_Ekkerslike
03-22-08, 09:12 PM
Gotta be quite Nimble to slice your way in to this thread.

Willie_Ekkerslike
03-22-08, 09:20 PM
Do you think Mommy DVT ever had her Sunblest?

TCSMatt
03-22-08, 11:28 PM
Bible folk at the door is always a great excuse to not answer the door, and please don't let them in. Tell them "Witness ;shit ,I didn't even see the accident..."

strictlybroadband
03-23-08, 01:03 PM
Hey Red Jerry I was laying on my Sofa yesterday afternoon in total peace & quiet catching up on some reading of some "Forum" mags that I hadn't got round to thumbing through & low & behold there you are with a few quotes & sound bites :noway2:

Ah well, guess it's true, that mag's on the decline again ;)

What did I say, anything interesting?

psl
03-23-08, 01:09 PM
Do you think Mommy DVT ever had her Sunblest?


:lmao2:

S.D.
03-23-08, 01:23 PM
What did I say, anything interesting?

It was Forum Vol 42 # 3 All About Milfs Edition:

J.B. founder of porn-on-demand website "Strictly Broadband" & self confessed porn connoisseur says "if a title contains the word MILF or "Mature" we know it's more likely to be a hit. About 10% of new porn films that come out fit into this genre. We stock about 150 MILF films & it's our most popular niche

So err, nothing interesting there really then, much more interesting stuff in the "Arena" section, my adverts for example ;)

I do like the "self confessed porn connoisseur" bit, it had me in stiches all afternoon :lmao2:

strictlybroadband
03-23-08, 04:04 PM
I do like the "self confessed porn connoisseur" bit, it had me in stiches all afternoon :lmao2:

I think they mean wanker...

mOBSCENE
03-23-08, 05:12 PM
I think they mean wanker...

Lol - and your own smiley too :jerryjerry: