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dvtimes
03-21-08, 01:28 AM
they asked me what breat i ate.
i said white.
they spent an hours telling me to eat brown.
thats the last time i chat to hovis witnesses.
dvtimes
03-21-08, 01:40 AM
they asked me what breat i ate.
i said white.
they spent an hours telling me to eat brown.
thats the last time i chat to hovis witnesses.
that should have bread bread. so i messed that up.
Willie_Ekkerslike
03-21-08, 01:50 AM
so i messed that up.
Errr anything new there?
NoRotRuby
03-21-08, 05:14 AM
WTF?! You mean to say you actually LET them in your HOME?? It's worse than even I thought in THAT case ;)
that should have bread bread. so i messed that up.
:takethat:
Hovis make white bread too :P
This thread delivers :character0079:
Or should it be
This bread delivers
mrcrowley
03-21-08, 10:40 AM
hmm bible bashers turned to bread?
What time are the I Can't Believe it's Not Butter reps turning up?
A Priest
03-21-08, 01:06 PM
haha i thought it was funny anyway :D
strictlybroadband
03-21-08, 01:58 PM
Did they tell you that Jesus has risen?
smoothballs
03-21-08, 02:26 PM
I just tell Jehovah door knockers that the voices in my head told me to clean the guns this morning....:cheer:
mOBSCENE
03-21-08, 02:28 PM
Wonder who will have the last loaf with this thread?
Hovis witnesses, lol :jesuslol:
Cardinal_Sin
03-21-08, 02:43 PM
Did they tell you that Jesus has risen?
No - But the bread has.
redwhiteandblue
03-21-08, 03:05 PM
that should have bread bread. so i messed that up.
In the words of Homer Simpson:
Dough!
Willie_Ekkerslike
03-21-08, 04:27 PM
DVT always was his Mothers Pride, and joy :)
strictlybroadband
03-21-08, 06:59 PM
I can't think of any more bread jokes.
Which is a pitta.
redwhiteandblue
03-21-08, 07:35 PM
I can't think of any more bread jokes.
Which is a pitta.
Crust you to let the side down.
daveydude
03-21-08, 07:42 PM
This is a funny thread. I propose a toast to dvtimes for starting it.
daveydude
03-21-08, 07:47 PM
But all joking aside, in case we forget why we're all here, here are some lovely big baps.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2172/1917443677_f69deed2f7.jpg
Thankyouverymuch - I'm here all week - try the veal.
dvtimes
03-21-08, 08:17 PM
Naan of you are as witty as me.
Naan of you are as witty as me.
:takethat:
Willie_Ekkerslike
03-21-08, 08:52 PM
Naan of you are as witty as me.
C'mon, own up, who PM'd him this one? No way did he think it up on his own !!!
C'mon, own up, who PM'd him this one? No way did he think it up on his own !!!
Lol, it was probably a typo & he didn't even realise the gag ;)
Willie_Ekkerslike
03-21-08, 09:00 PM
Lol, it was probably a typo & he didn't even realise the gag ;)
:takethat:
redwhiteandblue
03-21-08, 09:00 PM
C'mon, own up, who PM'd him this one? No way did he think it up on his own !!!
He did, he used his loaf.
dvtimes
03-21-08, 09:10 PM
I was getting Croissant that I could not think of any good responses.
But enough of the bread gags, lets get back to posting sexy ladies showing there Muffins.
dvtimes
03-21-08, 09:11 PM
Reading this thread, some of you have posted some real Crackers.
dvtimes
03-21-08, 09:12 PM
But its getting silly now, I think we should post pics of some sexy Crumpets.
dvtimes
03-21-08, 09:16 PM
I met a model today. She had an angry bottom, it fact I would say she had Hot Cross Buns.
dvtimes
03-21-08, 09:17 PM
I have also found some people have Stollen pics from my site.
[German bread]
I have also found some people have Stollen pics from my site.
[German bread]
you know, a joke you have to explain prolly wasn't that good really?
[and it ain't a bread either]
dvtimes
03-21-08, 09:20 PM
Do not get a Cob on just cos I am more witty than the rest of you.
dvtimes
03-21-08, 09:23 PM
you know, a joke you have to explain prolly wasn't that good really?
[and it ain't a bread either]
yes it is
http://uktv.co.uk/food/recipe/aid/516639
yes it is
http://uktv.co.uk/food/recipe/aid/516639
so some cunt doesn't know what they are talking about, big deal. you do that all the time. it still is a cake, not bread.
strictlybroadband
03-22-08, 02:43 AM
so some cunt doesn't know what they are talking about, big deal. you do that all the time. it still is a cake, not bread.
OK gents, wrap it up.
daveydude
03-22-08, 02:45 AM
This is just getting barmy now.
OK gents, wrap it up.
Hey Red Jerry I was laying on my Sofa yesterday afternoon in total peace & quiet catching up on some reading of some "Forum" mags that I hadn't got round to thumbing through & low & behold there you are with a few quotes & sound bites :noway2:
Ah well, guess it's true, that mag's on the decline again ;)
mOBSCENE
03-22-08, 01:44 PM
It's a pitta that the life of this bread thread may be running out of yeast...
smoothballs
03-22-08, 01:47 PM
did they ask to speak to the "breadwinner" of the household? :character0079:
MaDalton
03-22-08, 08:48 PM
will someone break the bread with me?
Willie_Ekkerslike
03-22-08, 09:12 PM
Gotta be quite Nimble to slice your way in to this thread.
Willie_Ekkerslike
03-22-08, 09:20 PM
Do you think Mommy DVT ever had her Sunblest?
TCSMatt
03-22-08, 11:28 PM
Bible folk at the door is always a great excuse to not answer the door, and please don't let them in. Tell them "Witness ;shit ,I didn't even see the accident..."
strictlybroadband
03-23-08, 01:03 PM
Hey Red Jerry I was laying on my Sofa yesterday afternoon in total peace & quiet catching up on some reading of some "Forum" mags that I hadn't got round to thumbing through & low & behold there you are with a few quotes & sound bites :noway2:
Ah well, guess it's true, that mag's on the decline again ;)
What did I say, anything interesting?
Do you think Mommy DVT ever had her Sunblest?
:lmao2:
What did I say, anything interesting?
It was Forum Vol 42 # 3 All About Milfs Edition:
J.B. founder of porn-on-demand website "Strictly Broadband" & self confessed porn connoisseur says "if a title contains the word MILF or "Mature" we know it's more likely to be a hit. About 10% of new porn films that come out fit into this genre. We stock about 150 MILF films & it's our most popular niche
So err, nothing interesting there really then, much more interesting stuff in the "Arena" section, my adverts for example ;)
I do like the "self confessed porn connoisseur" bit, it had me in stiches all afternoon :lmao2:
strictlybroadband
03-23-08, 04:04 PM
I do like the "self confessed porn connoisseur" bit, it had me in stiches all afternoon :lmao2:
I think they mean wanker...
mOBSCENE
03-23-08, 05:12 PM
I think they mean wanker...
Lol - and your own smiley too :jerryjerry:
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