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dvtimes
03-18-08, 02:48 PM
Just noticed not far from scotland are the faroe islands. I think they belong to Denmark.
Well balls to them.

I do not think there is an army on that islands, so should be easy to invade.

Who want to join me.

I will be king (naturaly), but some of you can my ministers and so on.

One we take it over I will send a teligram to the USA to say we are considering comunism, unless they send a check for a billion dollars. They tend to pay up.

After a few years when Scotland becomes independent will go to war with them as they will have no army, and make scotland part of my domain.

Then I will build up an army and storm in to England.

Once I have England the rest of the EU countries will be no problem.

The USA is going belly up, so they cannot afford another war. So they should then be easy to take over using my new EU army.

After that all the other countries will be a breese.

And then finaly I will rule the world.

Long live me.

nekrom
03-18-08, 02:57 PM
You should write an autobiography, It'd make a great fiction book. :)

-N

wingless
03-18-08, 07:13 PM
sure im up for it. just make sure it doesent clash with anything else in my calender

Willie_Ekkerslike
03-18-08, 07:48 PM
And then finaly I will rule the world.

Long live me.

You seriously do need to get out more !!!!

dvtimes
03-18-08, 07:55 PM
You seriously do need to get out more !!!!

in 5 months time i get the tag off, so i will be able to.

Willie_Ekkerslike
03-18-08, 07:59 PM
in 5 months time i get the tag off, so i will be able to.

Credit where it's due, that is a great response!

Nice one :)

dvtimes
03-18-08, 08:04 PM
Credit where it's due, that is a great response!

Nice one :)

i am great.

Willie_Ekkerslike
03-18-08, 08:06 PM
i am great.

Just because you've come out with one good one-liner in close on 14,000 posts, don't let it go to your head!