I Need a Gun

[Geezer]

I am sitting here grafting, I am all alone, my 4 year old is at school all day and it's nice and peaceful. Well it was until the dog next door starting barking about 2 hours ago.

FUCKING YAP, YAP, YAP, ALL FUCKING DAY THE LITTLE BASTARD!

They are both at work so they lock the little shit inside all day.

I have just put Capital on to drown the yapping out.

He has to come out sooner or later, then I'll have him.

:rambo:

[JT]

I am sitting here grafting, I am all alone, my 4 year old is at school all day and it's nice and peaceful. Well it was until the dog next door starting barking about 2 hours ago.

FUCKING YAP, YAP, YAP, ALL FUCKING DAY THE LITTLE BASTARD!

They are both at work so they lock the little shit inside all day.

I have just put Capital on to drown the yapping out.

He has to come out sooner or later, then I'll have him.

:rambo:

I think Id prefere the dog over Capital

[Geezer]

Well being a born and bred Londoner, Capital was alway the one to listen to.

I ain't listened to it for a long long time so here I am and no fucking yapping.

I might chuck some meat over their garden later, coat one side with the hottest chilli pepper I have. he won't be able to bark then he'll be too busy coughing and sneezing :lmao2:

[JT]

Well being a born and bred Londoner, Capital was alway the one to listen to.

I ain't listened to it for a long long time so here I am and no fucking yapping.

I might chuck some meat over their garden later, coat one side with the hottest chilli pepper I have. he won't be able to bark then he'll be too busy coughing and sneezing :lmao2:

LOL, if its anything like my dog, it wont care if theres chilli on it or not.

[Rosie]

Phone the RSPCA, and at least check to make sure he's not barking for a reason - you never know, someone could be trying to break into your house

[Geezer]

you never know, someone could be trying to break into your house

Nah cos then it would be me doing the barking :)

[UKSexCash]

A mate of mine used to reckon if you shove a short length of hose pipe up the barking dogs arse, it creates a vent which means they can't get the pressure up to bark... They just sound like they've lost their voices and kinda silent bark...

Never tried it...

[UKSexCash]

On a more serious note... the RSPCA will just tell you go and talk to the owner... they can't do anything unless you can prove it's being neglected and have exhausted all other channels.

Our neighbour used to leave their dog outside all day and all night... It used to bark pretty much all day, but that didn't really matter when I was going out to work, but when I started working from home it drove me nuts. It also started barking at night which made it worse...

I complained to the council and started a log of when and how long it barked... plus had various confrontations with the owner... After several complaints to the council and even the offer of recording equipment from the council, the barking eventually ceased, and the dog lives inside now, much to my delight.

There's nothing more annoying than a barking dog... used to drive me literally nuts... Would have strangled the sodding thing if I'd have got my hands on it.

[JT]

A mate of mine used to reckon if you shove a short length of hose pipe up the barking dogs arse, it creates a vent which means they can't get the pressure up to bark... They just sound like they've lost their voices and kinda silent bark...

Never tried it...

:eek:

[dvtimes]

You should tell them next door that your happy to look after him/her.

Do not be so nasty. I love dogs.

[Geezer]

You should tell them next door that your happy to look after him/her.

Do not be so nasty. I love dogs.

So do I, especially with hoi sin sauce

[gawdi]

Little ones are always the worst...... thought about moving to a dteached house???

[-HF]

A mate of mine used to reckon if you shove a short length of hose pipe up the barking dogs arse, it creates a vent which means they can't get the pressure up to bark... They just sound like they've lost their voices and kinda silent bark...

Never tried it...
works for mothers in law.

[nekrom]

So do I, especially with hoi sin sauce

Hahaha.

When I went to Thailand few years back I ate some "meat on a stick" from a street vendor. He assured me it was "no dog". But there was no chickens about either. :crown:

-N