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JP
11-02-05, 12:24 PM
A bottle of Cristal courtesy of SGS & Fetish Video Cash (http://www.fetish-video-cash.com/) - home to Lady Sonia (http://www.lady-sonia.com/) - is up for grabs for the person that makes Beer and Bollocks' 20,002 post.

The winning post will be the one that's accessible at this url:

http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20002 ...

Currently we're up to 19636 total posts as you can see <here (http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19636)> ...

only two more rules.

1. You have to be a member before the comp was announced
2. You need at least 100 posts

So only 364 posts to go ... get posting ;)

JT
11-02-05, 12:26 PM
best prize so far!

karl
11-02-05, 12:31 PM
Wow great prize would make a nice gift

TGITC
11-02-05, 12:34 PM
Is this like the same kinda thing as "Cristal Meth" ?
if so, it explains the high price value I suppose...

JT
11-02-05, 01:29 PM
Is this like the same kinda thing as "Cristal Meth" ?
if so, it explains the high price value I suppose...

LMAO

ChemicalEyes
11-02-05, 02:36 PM
Nice prize. :drink:

SGS
11-02-05, 03:40 PM
Not sure if there is anything back on the empties though? :eyebrows:

gawdi
11-02-05, 04:49 PM
Beats case of beer i gave as a prize..:-(
But well worth enetering..:-)

Mattyboy
11-02-05, 04:50 PM
Not sure if there is anything back on the empties though? :eyebrows:

What were those pop bottles you used to get 10p back on??

Tim
11-02-05, 05:53 PM
Damn that is nice! I love champagne but don't think I've even tried Cristal before :blush:

Tim
11-02-05, 05:54 PM
What were those pop bottles you used to get 10p back on??

Corona

Mattyboy
11-02-05, 05:55 PM
Corona

Brings back memories as a kid :)

Tim
11-02-05, 06:08 PM
Yep same. Encouraging re-cycling in those days was rare too.

xcite-tv
11-02-05, 07:46 PM
You should try buying a bottle of crystal at a table in Stringfellows

£520 last time

Still a Buds £15 and they take it off you early so you buy another you complain bitterly to the waiter, bouncer in white Jacket appears, argue some more,,,,then 2 more appear keep arguing....swing a punch...your out the side door pistol whipped.. Must stay off bud it makes me mouthy.

NOW... £520 seems a steal for Crystal..

JP
11-02-05, 09:21 PM
200 & 20 odd posts to go - I want to win this one :blush:

-HF
11-02-05, 10:12 PM
is the prize available to just anyone, even if they signed up now and whored their way to post 20k?

obviously i am not suggesting that could happen just because familiar names sign up today.

JT
11-02-05, 10:23 PM
is the prize available to just anyone, even if they signed up now and whored their way to post 20k?

obviously i am not suggesting that could happen just because familiar names sign up today.


No because

1. You have to be a member before the comp was announced
2. You need at least 100 posts

-HF
11-02-05, 10:25 PM
confusius say: he who can read has major advantage.

JT
11-02-05, 10:47 PM
confusius say: he who can read has major advantage.

confusius say: HF is a ploppy head

Tim
11-02-05, 10:51 PM
[QUOTE=JP]Currently we're up to 19636 total posts as you can see[QUOTE]

The post count that I see has gone down on the main page! :69:

-HF
11-02-05, 10:54 PM
confusius say: HF is a ploppy head

confusius say: HF has a fansite built by others and JT doesn't.

JT
11-02-05, 10:55 PM
[QUOTE=JP]Currently we're up to 19636 total posts as you can see[QUOTE]

The post count that I see has gone down on the main page! :69:

you have to add all posts together, not just main forum I think

Tim
11-02-05, 11:01 PM
You know I can't do sums Johnny!

Tim
11-02-05, 11:02 PM
I don't think all them added up equals the amount it was earlier though. Not sure though

JT
11-03-05, 08:18 AM
I don't think all them added up equals the amount it was earlier though. Not sure though

Fuck knows. Jay will have to enlighten us all :)

xcite-tv
11-03-05, 10:00 AM
Have I Won Yet....

JT
11-03-05, 11:07 AM
RIGHT LISTEN UP THE FIGURE ON THE FRONT ISNT THE AMOUNT OF POSTS

Below is my ICQ convo with Jay earlier that explains it all

Jay (10:39 AM) :
our comp is going to backfire

Buy Traffic John (10:39 AM) :
why?

Jay (10:39 AM) :
i warned you

Buy Traffic John (10:39 AM) :
what you banging on about?

Jay (10:40 AM) :
"Fuck knows. Jay will have to enlighten us all"

Buy Traffic John (10:41 AM) :
Posts: 19,654

Buy Traffic John (10:41 AM) :
thats not how many posts there are is it

Jay (10:42 AM) :
http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19827 > thats the last post

Jay (10:42 AM) :
19827

Jay (10:42 AM) :
173 left

Buy Traffic John (10:42 AM) :
so why front say 19654?

Jay (10:43 AM) :
dunno

Jay (10:43 AM) :
we couldnt have gone by the front page without it being hassle .... told you this yesterday - but did you listen? oh no ...

Buy Traffic John (10:44 AM) :
So the front page counts meens nothing?

Jay (10:45 AM) :
i can only assume the front page doesnt include stuff like deleted posts & shit

Buy Traffic John (10:45 AM) :
your rubish at webmastering

Buy Traffic John (10:49 AM) :
youll have to make a post explaining

Jay (10:50 AM) :
did yesterday - not my fault if people are too stupid to read it

Buy Traffic John (10:51 AM) :
shall I post this ICQ convo so people can understand?

Jay (10:51 AM) :
yes , but not the bit where I said everyone is thick

JP
11-03-05, 11:08 AM
:blush:

Mattyboy
11-03-05, 11:19 AM
Buy Traffic John (10:51 AM) :
shall I post this ICQ convo so people can understand?

Jay (10:51 AM) :
yes , but not the bit where I said everyone is thick

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

JT
11-03-05, 11:20 AM
:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

:blush:

Bluey
11-03-05, 11:41 AM
1. You have to be a member before the comp was announced
2. You need at least 100 posts

When the Fuck was the thrown in LoL

JT
11-03-05, 11:45 AM
1. You have to be a member before the comp was announced
2. You need at least 100 posts

When the Fuck was the thrown in LoL


OK. Well make it 50 :)

Rosie
11-03-05, 11:49 AM
OK. Well make it 50 :)

At least it's not 2580 :angel:

JT
11-03-05, 11:52 AM
At least it's not 2580 :angel:

:eyebrows:

Bluey
11-03-05, 11:55 AM
That's my Boy, nice one

JT
11-03-05, 12:06 PM
That's my Boy, nice one

:crown:

xcite-tv
11-03-05, 01:22 PM
have i won yet
where's my champagne lol

JT
11-03-05, 01:30 PM
have i won yet
where's my champagne lol

No, but not long :)

Bluey
11-03-05, 01:41 PM
Can you win with a post ! "Have i won yet"
:cheers2:

JT
11-03-05, 01:42 PM
Can you win with a post ! "Have i won yet"
:cheers2:

doesnt matter what you put as I'll be deleting any posts that are not mine when it gets closer to the 20,000 :eyebrows: :cheers2:

Bluey
11-03-05, 01:44 PM
Just in case you can't, did i thank you for making it 50 posts LoL

Bluey
11-03-05, 01:45 PM
Fuck me that was a quick reply lol

mellenig
11-03-05, 01:54 PM
doesnt matter what you put as I'll be deleting any posts that are not mine when it gets closer to the 20,000 :eyebrows: :cheers2:

Are posts being counted looks like they still say the same number for example bluey above says "63" on both posts?

JT
11-03-05, 01:58 PM
Are posts being counted looks like they still say the same number for example bluey above says "63" on both posts?

If he posted again all his posts would say 64, thats his total posts

mellenig
11-03-05, 02:00 PM
Are posts being counted looks like they still say the same number for example bluey above says "63" on both posts?

:Penis I really should think before posting

Bluey
11-03-05, 02:01 PM
LoL 64

xcite-tv
11-03-05, 02:01 PM
ok take a look at the main page

look at the right hand side where the posting history is...

Johnny you really do want that bottle of Crystal dont you ...... :ugly:

mellenig
11-03-05, 02:01 PM
If he posted again all his posts would say 64, thats his total posts

yep i know im a dick just reliased as I posted it :lmao2:

JP
11-03-05, 02:02 PM
Just over 110 posts to go ........ :drink:

xcite-tv
11-03-05, 02:03 PM
Can you win with a post ! "Have i won yet"
:cheers2:

Hell yeah

well have I ? :atm:

JT
11-03-05, 02:07 PM
ok take a look at the main page

look at the right hand side where the posting history is...

Johnny you really do want that bottle of Crystal dont you ...... :ugly:

I want it alot! :crown:

JT
11-03-05, 02:10 PM
yep i know im a dick just reliased as I posted it :lmao2:

No comment :eyebrows:

Bluey
11-03-05, 02:19 PM
"I want it alot!"

Yeah i do too, in fact its our wedding anniversary tomorrow ! wouldn't that be great celebrating with a bottle of Champaign. Actually i just made that up LMAO

xcite-tv
11-03-05, 02:19 PM
if i had put some effort elsewhere this morning i could have bought a fucking case of Cristal

DUH

JT
11-03-05, 02:20 PM
if i had put some effort elsewhere this morning i could have bought a fucking case of Cristal

DUH


LOL I was just thinking the same thing :ugly:

Geezer
11-03-05, 02:35 PM
Sorry boys this one is mine

xcite-tv
11-03-05, 02:48 PM
Ok i cracked under pressure
and i am now late...

:ninja:

JP
11-03-05, 02:49 PM
Ok i cracked under pressure
and i am now late...

:ninja:
LOL :)

About 70 posts left ...

xcite-tv
11-03-05, 02:51 PM
well i reckon that would be around 4:00pm when its done

i could maybe get to an internet cafe somewhere in town (thinking)

Bluey
11-03-05, 02:56 PM
Damn I'll have to start making the Tea in a bit before the wife gets home. Might have to get the Laptop out

JT
11-03-05, 02:57 PM
Soon I'll be putting on both PC's and my laptop :)

Bluey
11-03-05, 03:16 PM
Well i already have my master plan in action ? Bam, Bam' Bam; its mine i can taste it now (Lovely Chubbly)
:lmao2:

JT
11-03-05, 03:17 PM
Well i already have my master plan in action ? Bam, Bam' Bam; its mine i can taste it now (Lovely Chubbly)
:lmao2:


You might have a master plan but I have the admin log in :lmao2:

JP
11-03-05, 03:19 PM
You might have a master plan but I have the admin log in :lmao2:
No you dont - just changed it ... :eyebrows:

JT
11-03-05, 03:21 PM
No you dont - just changed it ... :eyebrows:

:onguard: :ninja: :onguard:

JP
11-03-05, 03:27 PM
:onguard: :ninja: :onguard:
Im not joking either :blush:

JT
11-03-05, 03:28 PM
Im not joking either :blush:

Its on my server, I'll be changing the folder name in a bit, so script will still be working, I'll be able to see the site and no one else will :ninja:

Bluey
11-03-05, 03:28 PM
:lmao2: No you dont - just changed it ... :eyebrows:

JP
11-03-05, 03:30 PM
Its on my server, I'll be changing the folder name in a bit, so script will still be working, I'll be able to see the site and no one else will :ninja:
Ive had a rootkit on your server for 6 months ... muhahaha :drink:

JP
11-03-05, 03:31 PM
less than 40 posts to go .. :cry:

JT
11-03-05, 03:31 PM
Ive had a rootkit on your server for 6 months ... muhahaha :drink:

I can see you getting a kick in

JT
11-03-05, 03:31 PM
less than 40 posts to go .. :cry:


time for lap top

typeR
11-03-05, 03:38 PM
Ive had a rootkit on your server for 6 months ... muhahaha :drink:

don't even joke about root kits :sick:

Bluey
11-03-05, 03:38 PM
Damn its hot in here

JT
11-03-05, 03:39 PM
Im excited :blush:

Bluey
11-03-05, 03:40 PM
yeah me to

JT
11-03-05, 03:43 PM
The tension is to much, its like being nominated for the Oscars :blush:

Bluey
11-03-05, 03:45 PM
20K POST Any board right on BB

JP
11-03-05, 03:46 PM
The tension is to much, its like being nominated for the Oscars :blush:
And the winner is ....

JT
11-03-05, 03:46 PM
20,002 yet?

JT
11-03-05, 03:46 PM
20,000?

Rosie
11-03-05, 03:46 PM
How can we tell how many posts there are? This is so confusing

mellenig
11-03-05, 03:46 PM
The tension is to much, its like being nominated for the Oscars :blush:

Ive spent all day here and I dont even like champers :ugly:

Geezer
11-03-05, 03:47 PM
fanyu very much :crown:

Bluey
11-03-05, 03:47 PM
Have i won yet LoL

JT
11-03-05, 03:47 PM
FUckiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzrrrr rrrrrrr you wanker

typeR
11-03-05, 03:48 PM
congrats geezer :crown:

Bluey
11-03-05, 03:49 PM
I think i might have Won

Bluey
11-03-05, 03:49 PM
Fucking Bollocks

mellenig
11-03-05, 03:50 PM
Nice one Geezer :noway:

Bluey
11-03-05, 03:51 PM
its a trap

Bluey
11-03-05, 03:54 PM
Just in case ! Have i won yet LoL

Bollocks what a swizz lol

Rosie
11-03-05, 03:57 PM
Well done Geezer

Geezer
11-03-05, 04:01 PM
Well done Geezer


Thanks Rosie, good to see not everyones a bad loser :lmao2:

Bluey
11-03-05, 04:06 PM
Ohhh ok, Well done Geezer LoL Seriously well done enjoy your prize

All the best Bluey

Tim
11-03-05, 05:36 PM
That ICQ paste is a corker! :)

Tim
11-03-05, 05:36 PM
Congrats Geezer :)

ChemicalEyes
11-03-05, 08:32 PM
Congratz! Geezer :drink:

JP
11-03-05, 08:32 PM
That ICQ paste is a corker! :)
:blush: