My New Toy

[Geezer]

I am geting one of these tomorrow, looks nice ;)

http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~123456/chains.jpg

[smoothballs]

and the day after your be visiting here :)

http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/815.$plit/C_71_article_1008734_image_list_image_list_item_0_ image.jpg

[Geezer]

and the day after your be visiting here :)

http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/815.$plit/C_71_article_1008734_image_list_image_list_item_0_ image.jpg


I bet I lose some weight

[Elisha Jade]

Might have a niche in that, Chainsaw babes!

[Willie_Ekkerslike]

A bit OTT when all he really needs is:

http://www.ogimages.co.uk/products/KF02218.jpg

[Damian]

Might have a niche in that, Chainsaw babes!

There's a mrban site if ever there was

[smoothballs]

whos going to the Geezer Chainsaw Massacre opening?

[Geezer]

Well I had a bloke round for a quote and he said he wanted £300 to cut down a couple of small trees. I thought bollocks to that, I'll have a go :)

[smoothballs]

http://www.sexyjodhpurs.com/geezer.jpg

[smoothballs]

I bet I lose some weight


usually...with the blood loss from a severed artery! :cheer:

[Geezer]

usually...with the blood loss from a severed artery! :cheer:

I was thinking more from the loss of a limb

[smoothballs]

I was thinking more from the loss of a limb

I thought you meant having to carry the fucker lol :)

[-HF]

I thought you meant having to carry the fucker lol :)

why would he carry it, he is married.

[dvtimes]

Is it 4 stroke or two stoke?

remeber to wear goggles and buy a good pair of ear protectors, as otherwise your ears will ring.

if its 2 stroke do not forget to add the 2 stroke oil.

i had a petroll hedge trimmer. they are heaver than you think as your holding it away from you which takes more effert than you think.

but do invest in some good protection as otherwise you could hurt yourself. it may be worth getting a full face mask.

[Geezer]

Is it 4 stroke or two stoke?

remeber to wear goggles and buy a good pair of ear protectors, as otherwise your ears will ring.

if its 2 stroke do not forget to add the 2 stroke oil.

i had a petroll hedge trimmer. they are heaver than you think as your holding it away from you which takes more effert than you think.

but do invest in some good protection as otherwise you could hurt yourself. it may be worth getting a full face mask.

Face masks and glasses are for girls :gaylords:

[Damian]

Face masks and glasses are for girls :gaylords:


I dunno, this could work:

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Jason_figure_head.jpg

[Geezer]

I dunno, this could work:

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Jason_figure_head.jpg

Ok I should have said "safety" :noway2:

[dvtimes]

Face masks and glasses are for girls :gaylords:

no seriously, those things fire bits all over.

wear a face mask or glasses as a min.


make sure you wear ear things too.

and also gloves.

i say that as you will find the vibrations will get to you. i know from experiencce.

if you can get a full face mask.

i would also wear steel toe cap boots in case you drop it.

i heard about somone who choped his toes off and do not realise till he looks dows and could see the blood.

[smoothballs]

no seriously, those things fire bits all over.

wear a face mask or glasses as a min.


make sure you wear ear things too.

and also gloves.

i say that as you will find the vibrations will get to you. i know from experiencce.

if you can get a full face mask.

i would also wear steel toe cap boots in case you drop it.

i heard about somone who choped his toes off and do not realise till he looks dows and could see the blood.


I know someone that had a good idea...cutting his toenails with a scythe and his foot fell off :) :cheer:

[dvtimes]

its an old clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcyh3S08d9Y

[Geezer]

OK I will admit I will be a girl and get some saftey goggles.

[dvtimes]

OK I will admit I will be a girl and get some saftey goggles.

in this case your not being a girl.

i bet once you use the chainsaw you will find bits flying all over. thats why if you can, get a full face mask, they are not expensive.

also wear ear protectors as you will otherwise have a buzzing in your ears for ages.

also not sure if you have got the chainsaw yet, but go for a smaller one rather than large, as i say it gets very heavy once you use it as your holding it, in front of you. and your arms will be sore very quick.

and do wear big boots.

also it may be worth doing it in a few days time, as not sure what its like near you, its a bit wet and windy in leeds. if you can do it in the dry with less wind.

i would sugest cutting off as many branches as you can first.

unless the trees are big, you may be as well just using a saw. live wood is not that hard to cut through as its much softer than dried out wood.

[Willie_Ekkerslike]

and do wear big boots.


http://www.myshoes.us/images/0400F-EXP2064.jpg

[dvtimes]

thar hardest part is removing the roots.

if they are conifers then they tend to be easer to remove as the roots do not spread.

you could cut the trees down and leave about 3 foot as they may branch up and create a smaller tree. this may look better than just a stump.

[dvtimes]

two good links 4 you:

http://www.ag.ndsu.edu/pubs/ageng/safety/ae1025w.htm

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/278681/tree_felling_with_chain_saw_bore_cut_demo/

[Geezer]

i would sugest cutting off as many branches as you can first.

Branches?, bollocks to that I am just going for a T I I I I M B E R moment

[dvtimes]

Branches?, bollocks to that I am just going for a T I I I I M B E R moment or two

i can see this going wrong.

when are you planning on doing this? can i come and film it?

[smoothballs]

Think this would do the job, your covered head to toe!

http://www.swordsandarmor.com/images/AR008_White_Knight_Armor.JPG

[Damian]

Nice shiny helmet.

[Geezer]

i can see this going wrong.

when are you planning on doing this? can i come and film it?

I might film it myself, I thought maybe a chainsaw might have a giro type of feel, no not your fortnightly benefit, I mean like when you lose control cos of the spinning. Obviously that ain't a problem cos a chain doean't do that, or does it?

[dvtimes]

I might film it myself, I thought maybe a chainsaw might have a giro type of feel, no not your fortnightly benefit, I mean like when you lose control cos of the spinning. Obviously that ain't a problem cos a chain doean't do that, or does it?

you will find a lot of vibration. thats why i sugest you wear gloves to soften the affect on you.

[Geezer]

you will find a lot of vibration. thats why i sugest you wear gloves to soften the affect on you.

Of course I will wear gloves, do you think I want to damage my nails :gaylords:

[smoothballs]

Of course I will wear gloves, do you think I want to damage my nails :gaylords:

"damn! I broke a fingernail! wait a minute wheres my finger it was attached to? wheres the hand? why is my arm over there?" :)

[Geezer]

Obviously I won't just steam in, I will get used to it first by chasing the kids round the garden with it.

[Geezer]

Oh I also asked this bloke about sticking some slabs down, replace the existing ones, he wanted nearly £1,500. So for the cutting down and the slabs its nearly £2,000 for a, lets call it a day, days work. Does he think he's an adult webmaster the cunt?

[dvtimes]

have you no polish near you?

[Geezer]

have you no polish near you?

Yeah but I don't see how Mr Sheen can help

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

Yeah but I don't see how Mr Sheen can help

spray it in the lid and inhale it

[JT]

Obviously I won't just steam in, I will get used to it first by chasing the kids round the garden with it.


LOL

[Jel]

Oh I also asked this bloke about sticking some slabs down, replace the existing ones, he wanted nearly £1,500. So for the cutting down and the slabs its nearly £2,000 for a, lets call it a day, days work. Does he think he's an adult webmaster the cunt?

:takethat:

[Geezer]

are you really fond of that thing?!! just curious... you know...


Yeah, I would like to run my willy along the jagged edges of the chain

[smoothballs]

Yeah, I would like to run my willy along the jagged edges of the chain


its a bitch when your todger gets a slight nick from a chainsaw...

[Geezer]

its a bitch when your todger gets a slight nick from a chainsaw...

Surely that just adds to the pleasure