Lulu....I would!

[smoothballs]

seeing her on the xmas ads I wouldnt mind riding the pixie!

Well.......
You make me wanna shout
Look your cock jumpin'
Look your ball's thumpin'
Throw my head back
Cum on me now.
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih
Don't forget to say you will
Don't forget to shout
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Say you will,(throw your head back)
Say you will,(Cum on me now , cum on me now)
Say you will,(throw your head back)
whooo
Say you will,(Cum on me now)

(Say) Say that you fuck me.
(Say) Say that you shag me
(Say) Say that you lick me.
(Say) Ain't Gonna anal me.

(say) oh cum now
(say) oh cum now
(say) oh cum now
(say) oh cum now

I still remember
when i used to be ninety years old.
yea yea now
How i was over you,
From the bottom of my ass.
yea yea now
Now that is old enough,
Enough to know,
You wanna meet me,
You wanna screw me so.

I want you to know
I said i want you to know right now
You have been good to me baby
Better than i've been to myself
yeah yeah
And if you ever leave me.
I don't want nobody else
yeah yeah
Because i want you to know
I want you to know right now.

You make me wanna shout
whoo cum!
whoo cum!
whoo cum!
whoo cum!
all right all right all right
take it easy take it easy take it easy
all right all right all right

Hey hey hey hey( Hey hey hey hey)
Hey hey hey hey(Hey hey hey hey)
Hey hey hey hey( Hey hey hey hey)
Hey hey hey hey(Hey hey hey hey)

shout now. jump up and shout now, everybody shout now, everybody shout now
everybody shout shout shout shout shout shout

Hey hey hey hey( Hey hey hey hey)
Hey hey hey hey(Hey hey hey hey)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah( yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

i'd would lend her one

but only for the celebrity fucking kudos

[smoothballs]

didnt matey from Fake Twats fuck her?

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

Fake Twats ? . . i'm not in blighty . . is that some reality tv bollox ?

[psl]

i'd would lend her one

but only for the celebrity fucking kudos

Not heard that saying for a while:P

[smoothballs]

Fake Twats ? . . i'm not in blighty . . is that some reality tv bollox ?


er...they are more widely known as Take That lol

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

er...they are more widely known as Take That lol

ahhh haha . . lovely lads

basically a gay cabaret act in manchester before they hit the charts

[redwhiteandblue]

You bastard Smoothballs. I won't be able to get that stupid song out of my head for the rest of the night now.

[smoothballs]

You bastard Smoothballs. I won't be able to get that stupid song out of my head for the rest of the night now.


with the changed lyrics? lol