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dvtimes
12-10-07, 04:32 PM
Not sure I like the idea.

She keeps complaining all the time.

She is never happy.

She keeps insisting that she be let out of the basement and that iam a disturbed nut case. women.
mrcrowley
12-10-07, 04:34 PM
Where did you find her?
dvtimes
12-10-07, 04:36 PM
Where did you find her?

i found her outside a shot.

she was a shop dummy.

i pinched it.

but only i can hear her.
mrcrowley
12-10-07, 04:40 PM
i found her outside a shot.

she was a shop dummy.

i pinched it.

but only i can hear her.
LOL Have you ever considered a sex doll (http://www.a2zsexshop.co.uk/index.php?cPath=2_72)? They have all the needed orifices without the need to carve them out unlike a shop dummy :P
TGITC
12-10-07, 05:09 PM
:needpics:
redwhiteandblue
12-10-07, 07:11 PM
:needpics:

This thread is worthless with pics.
smoothballs
12-10-07, 07:36 PM
they have improved since this....! I think!


http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/1902_01.JPG

is she screaming in horror?

cant work out if these two are for lingerie or amputees fetishists...


http://gloriabrame.typepad.com/inside_the_mind_of_gloria/images/2007/06/12/sexdolls.jpg
redwhiteandblue
12-10-07, 07:37 PM
they have improved since this....! I think!


http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/1902_01.JPG

is she screaming in horror?

I still would.
smoothballs
12-10-07, 07:41 PM
is that a sweet wrapper for her pussy? lol
-HF
12-10-07, 07:46 PM
cant work out if these two are for lingerie or amputees fetishists...


http://gloriabrame.typepad.com/inside_the_mind_of_gloria/images/2007/06/12/sexdolls.jpg

strings attached, clearly both are on the rag, the niche should be obvious.
Video Rob
12-10-07, 07:47 PM
The basement is the best place to keep a woman
-HF
12-10-07, 07:47 PM
way more disturbing than any other doll i found these: http://teddybabestore.com/

a fully figured sex doll just 4 feet tall? weird, to say the least.
smoothballs
12-10-07, 07:58 PM
way more disturbing than any other doll i found these: http://teddybabestore.com/

a fully figured sex doll just 4 feet tall? weird, to say the least.

pah thought they were shaggable teady bears!

"you like that mohammed? you like that eh?"

I'm only on my 3rd can of carlsberg! lol
carol.prime
12-10-07, 08:17 PM
lol! i hope you'll enjoy. im sure you had a great time with her. hahaha!
Johnny Kleenexxx
12-11-07, 12:02 PM
The basement is the best place to keep a woman
werd . .

moving in with a bird is the beginning of the end
Venice
12-11-07, 12:48 PM
Do you have matching his'n'hers..?:character0079: :character0079:
mrcrowley
12-11-07, 01:33 PM
they have improved since this....! I think!


http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/1902_01.JPG

Isn't her pussy meant to be on the inside??