Fucking bizare ICQ thread

[JT]

Im constantly getting bizare ICQ's this is todays mad conversation with some fucker who contacts me out of the blue

BIGTREE (11:28 AM) :
hi, sorry for disturbing you. i have a question . could you tell me which sentence is correct? 1) I like to play violin.2) I like to play the violin.

Buy Traffic John (11:29 AM) :
Are you a nutter?

BIGTREE (11:30 AM) :
which one? tell me, thank you in advance.

Buy Traffic John (11:31 AM) :
Are you a nutter?

BIGTREE (11:32 AM) :
i really wanna ask you about it. i had an examination today. my answer is " I like to play violin." but my teacher said the second sentence is right. i wonder.

Buy Traffic John (11:33 AM) :
Tell your teacher she is a cunt

Buy Traffic John (11:33 AM) :
The sentance should be: "I sale chip volins"

BIGTREE (11:35 AM) :
yes, you are native english speaker, so you are good at it. but i am a chinese. my understanding should be right, but i don't know who is right.

Buy Traffic John (11:35 AM) :
I am right I speak proper ingrish

Buy Traffic John (11:35 AM) :
Do you like sweet and sour pork balls? :-$

Buy Traffic John (11:36 AM) :
number 36 on the menu

Buy Traffic John (11:36 AM) :
Can you send me some over?

BIGTREE (11:38 AM) :
yes, i can. but don't have such food.

Buy Traffic John (11:38 AM) :
Of course you do. Thats what you lot eat isnt it? Sweet and sour pork and chickens feet :-$

BIGTREE (11:39 AM) :
yes, i often eat those.

Buy Traffic John (11:39 AM) :
I like chinease food. Peking duck is my favourite

BIGTREE (11:40 AM) :
but dangerous now, for avian flu

BIGTREE (11:40 AM) :
yes, peking duck is prepared by a famouse traditional chinese restaurant.

Buy Traffic John (11:41 AM) :
The local chinky take away around here sells rats instead of chicken. Do you eat rats?

BIGTREE (11:41 AM) :
no, never.

BIGTREE (11:41 AM) :
probably it is delicious

Buy Traffic John (11:41 AM) :
Never tried rats?

BIGTREE (11:41 AM) :
ever ?

BIGTREE (11:42 AM) :
no

BIGTREE (11:42 AM) :
are you a chef?

Buy Traffic John (11:43 AM) :
No are you?

BIGTREE (11:43 AM) :
no,

Buy Traffic John (11:43 AM) :
why do you keep talking about food then?

BIGTREE (11:43 AM) :
ever been in china?

Buy Traffic John (11:43 AM) :
only top "My Old China" which is near Croydon

Buy Traffic John (11:44 AM) :
have you ever been there?

Buy Traffic John (11:44 AM) :
I dont think they sell rats though, so Im not sure what you could eat

BIGTREE (11:44 AM) :
in ireland?

Buy Traffic John (11:45 AM) :
They sell rats to eat in ireland?

Buy Traffic John (11:45 AM) :
man that explains alot of things. I never did trust the Irish#

BIGTREE (11:45 AM) :
oh,

BIGTREE (11:45 AM) :
what is your nationality then?

Buy Traffic John (11:45 AM) :
Im ingrish

Buy Traffic John (11:45 AM) :
Do you know Bruce Lee?

BIGTREE (11:46 AM) :
movie star?

Buy Traffic John (11:46 AM) :
My mate Graham said down the pub last night that he could have Bruce Lee in a fight

Buy Traffic John (11:46 AM) :
What do you think?

BIGTREE (11:47 AM) :
lemme think

Buy Traffic John (11:47 AM) :
Dont think feeeel

Buy Traffic John (11:47 AM) :
Its like the finger pointing to the moon


BIGTREE (11:48 AM) :
i don't know what you mean by Bruce Lee in a flight

Buy Traffic John (11:48 AM) :
I expect Bruce Lee ate alot of rats to get as fit as he is?

BIGTREE (11:48 AM) :
it means easy to do it?

Buy Traffic John (11:48 AM) :
Do you think he ate alot of rats?

BIGTREE (11:49 AM) :
maybe , he looks like rat.

Buy Traffic John (11:49 AM) :
Probably smells like one too

Buy Traffic John (11:49 AM) :
Do you do Kung Fu?

BIGTREE (11:49 AM) :
a little

Buy Traffic John (11:49 AM) :
Which style? Rat Man Do?

BIGTREE (11:50 AM) :
those ppl in Henan Shao li temple have that skills.

Buy Traffic John (11:50 AM) :
I think I could do them with a stella bottle on a Friday night down the pub

Buy Traffic John (11:50 AM) :
what do you think?

BIGTREE (11:51 AM) :
what is stella bottle

Buy Traffic John (11:51 AM) :
Anyway, why do you play violins?

Buy Traffic John (11:51 AM) :
Only gays play the violin

BIGTREE (11:52 AM) :
so, "the" should be added there.

Buy Traffic John (11:52 AM) :
Only if you are gay

Buy Traffic John (11:52 AM) :
Only gays use the word "the" and the word "violin" in the same sentance

BIGTREE (11:53 AM) :
so far i have not got the right answer.

Buy Traffic John (11:53 AM) :
No but you have learnt alot about rats and Bruce Lee :-)

BIGTREE (11:54 AM) :
alot about rats , but not about Bruce Lee.

Buy Traffic John (11:54 AM) :
Can I help you in any other way?

Buy Traffic John (11:55 AM) :
If not can you send my $200 for the ingrish lesson to me buy pay pal?

[Geezer]

I wouldn't have encouraged him, he probably thinks your'e best mates now.

[Rosie]

Sorry Johny - I'll stop sending them

[JT]

I wouldn't have encouraged him, he probably thinks your'e best mates now.
We are :blush:

[-HF]

that's why you get Trillian, no ICQ spam of that sort ;)

[cock-a-leekie]

Ah-so grasshopper!

Old Chinese proverb say...

He who speaks with Trillian, speaks with forked tongue :D

[nekrom]

Hahahah pisser mate, now I wan't a zany foreign mofo to hit me up. :)

-N

[morefodder]

....BIGTREE (11:51 AM) :
what is stella bottle
...

:wtf: :wank2:

[JesseP]

Were we a bit bored today? That little x in the top right of the window works for me :)

[stembolt]

HAHAHA
nice one.. u gotta love the icq spammers for brightening your day sometimes..

geezer is right you got a NEW BEST friend now !!! lol
;)

[Gnat69]

I have gotten that a couple of times, but now it is really hard to get to me.....LOL