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JT
10-08-05, 08:15 PM
Its the sluts 30th this year and weve been together 10 years so she wanted some sort of commitment to keep her off my back. So I bought her this today. 1.5 carrots and cost me a fair few sign ups :alcoholic

http://www.beerandbollocks.com/silly/ring.jpg
-HF
10-08-05, 09:08 PM
maybe if you focussed on the bling rather than the knuckles? :D
Jase
10-08-05, 09:20 PM
"Its the sluts 30th this year....."

And whoever said romance was dead?? :lmfao:
JesseP
10-08-05, 10:32 PM
That's a carrot? I thought they were a bit redder than that.

(Oh yeah, say goodbye to blow jobs :) )
craig
10-08-05, 10:54 PM
Its the sluts 30th this year and weve been together 10 years so she wanted some sort of commitment to keep her off my back. So I bought her this today. 1.5 carrots and cost me a fair few sign ups :alcoholic

http://www.beerandbollocks.com/silly/ring.jpg

Very sexy.

So what did you get her for her engagement present? :)
cock-a-leekie
10-09-05, 12:40 AM
"So I bought her this today. 1.5 carrots and cost me a fair few sign ups"


Cheapskate. They're only 89p per pound.
Rosie
10-09-05, 01:02 AM
Awww - Johny's getting married in the morning - ding dong the bells are gonna chime :)

You big ol' romantic you
Joe A
10-09-05, 02:16 AM
You still mixing with old women.. At 30 she'd getting close to her smell by date :)

Good luck and I hope you have a good celebration :)
IrishT
10-09-05, 06:52 PM
"So I bought her this today. 1.5 carrots and cost me a fair few sign ups"


Cheapskate. They're only 89p per pound.

There's 2 1/4 carrots there :Lmao:

Nice pic

Congrats Johnny and Good Luck to the both of you.
Tim
10-09-05, 07:11 PM
Bling! Nice work Johnny :)
cock-a-leekie
10-09-05, 10:26 PM
There's 2 1/4 carrots there :Lmao:

Nice pic




Best I could find :)


- Johnny, 10 years is more than enough time to get married. I don't think it's fair that you still get to have regular sex whilst us married guys have to make do with shitty nappies and maternity bras. :mad:

Congratulations to you both. :cheers2:
JP
10-10-05, 01:36 AM
congrats dude :drink: ... :)
ChemicalEyes
10-10-05, 01:47 AM
conGratz! man :drink:
Sarah_Maxcash
10-10-05, 07:09 AM
you got her Thing?
SGS
10-10-05, 08:31 AM
Congratulations :)
JT
10-10-05, 03:55 PM
you got her Thing?

Is that American slang for something Sarah? :crown:
justb
10-10-05, 04:33 PM
Congrats!

That's a lovely ring!
mOBSCENE
10-10-05, 05:58 PM
Nice one, JT!
Sarah_Maxcash
10-11-05, 12:52 AM
Is that American slang for something Sarah? :crown:


Thing is the character from the Addams Family that was just a hand.
SGS
10-11-05, 08:46 AM
Thing is the character from the Addams Family that was just a hand.

:lmao2:
JT
10-11-05, 09:05 AM
Thing is the character from the Addams Family that was just a hand.

LOL that one went above my head :crown: