The UK Police

[Shandy McAndy]

Im more and more inclined to think that the UK police force is only there to collect money and not there to solve crimes.

The other month my Daughter got mugged by a local bloke and we went to the police, they gave the cunt a caution.

Well anyway I was in my local shop the other day when this local trouble maker comes in and shop lifts. The manager stops him as he goes out with the bottle up his coat. They have a suffle and I see it as my chance to do my bit for the local community and seek a little revenge of my own.

I jump on this bloke and knee him in the bollocks a couple of times. Stick some elbos in his head (by accident of course) well you get the general idea. :ninja:

Anyway we hold this fucker down on the pavement while we wait for the police. Him screaming how hes gonna get me and me accidently stamping on his fingers and bollocks and explaining that hes welcome to come anytime.

Anyway. Old Bill turn up :bobby: So great. There gonna nick the cunt right?

Fucking wrong. They make him appologise to the shop owner and hes allowed to leave.

Im in serious fucking shock. Are the police now allowed to pick and choose who they arrest?

This countries going to pot :mad:

[JesseP]

I was assaulted by a neighbour in my own house a few weeks ago. The police paid me a visit the next day, came to take a statement from me 10 days later, only after me telephoning to remind them. My attacker was not visited for another week but at least he was arrested and taken down to the police station.

As it was his first offence they sent him home again with a caution.

Their timescales seem incredible to me!!

[Geezer]

Sometimes what happens is that if they are due fo finish their shift and there is no overtime they will not arrest someone as it means they will have to spend a long time booking him/her in and filling out a miles worth of forms.

We should employ civilians to do all the paper work as this would also mean that they would still arrest people when their shift is nearly over. This would also allow the police to spned more time on the streets instead getting caught up with all the paper work.

[Geezer]

Yeah the police are a bunch of wankers, generally.

I posted in here instead of a new thread so I edited so thought I would say that, it's true though.

[maxdaforce]

yep, ACAB's and tonys tax collectors.

[Shandy McAndy]

unless its a quick fine for doing 33 in a 30 limit they are not interested :(