Dvt Yoooo Hooo

[heidi84]

Adam, Please cud you let me know when u are back from cumbria (if you went lol) by emailing/icq me? Need to ask u summat urgent. Dont ring me cos my phones out of battery and i cant be arsed charging it cos its upstairs in a bag. Cheers.

[dvtimes]

Adam, Please cud you let me know when u are back from cumbria (if you went lol) by emailing/icq me? Need to ask u summat urgent. Dont ring me cos my phones out of battery and i cant be arsed charging it cos its upstairs in a bag. Cheers.

I am back now.

(2am)

[TGITC]

I am back now.

(2am)

Thank goodness for that!
I can go to sleep now, knowing you are safe :)

[dvtimes]

Thank goodness for that!
I can go to sleep now, knowing you are safe :)

Thats good.

I am also frozen due to some git police who fancied stopping me. they let all the heat out of the car.

it took me ages to heat it as well as the heating has packed up, so i use a gas campers stove.

the police also have to fill a form or somthing in as a record for you. they usded the opertunity to mock me. first by saying was i 6 foot. i said you know dam well i am 5 foot 8, just cos you two are lanky sods (almost 7 foot each).

then he said to me, i will be kind about body type, and wrote what i belive to be a rude word. i was going to look up the meaning but i forgot what it was. but i am sure it was rude.

anyweay i am wekk nkackered so off to bed.

[psl]

Did you have a good trip DVT?

There is a lot of sheep in Cumbria:noway2: :sheepshagger:

[jaster2030]

thnak yo

[heidi84]

Did you have a good trip DVT?

There is a lot of sheep in Cumbria:noway2: :sheepshagger:

thats wot he went for - sheep watching

Right adam ill ring u later as i was in bed at bloody 2am. thx

[xcite-tv]

Need to ask u summat urgent. Dont ring me cos my phones out of battery and i cant be arsed charging it cos its upstairs in a bag. Cheers.


Nice to see that British business people still take business very seriously. What a shining example you are for the world to see how we do things here..:P

[Geezer]

the police also have to fill a form or somthing in as a record for you. they usded the opertunity to mock me. first by saying was i 6 foot. i said you know dam well i am 5 foot 8, just cos you two are lanky sods (almost 7 foot each).


5' 8"... bollocks

[smoothballs]

5' 8"... bollocks

thats a big pair of bollocks! :)

[TGITC]

And you are not the least bit surprised that your multi colour car caught their attention?

[smoothballs]

If I had a wacky car it would be like a Banana Splits buggy...with a huge pair of shaved gonads on the back as a signature like they did! lol

http://www.banana-splits-show.com/images/bs93.jpg

[Greenie]

Did you have a good trip DVT?

There is a lot of sheep in Cumbria:noway2: :sheepshagger:

There is also a few Lamas and a Camel on a farm along the A66

Approx 20 miles from Carlisle.

Anyone else seen this ??? Funny as fuck


:P

[dvtimes]

5' 8"... bollocks

i am 5 foot 8.

although i just looked at my army surplus boots that i had on and i think they add 2 inches, so mabe i was nearer 5 foot 10.

the copper also said was i on drugs, and when i said no he said then how come i look so stoned.

[Geezer]

i am 5 foot 8.

although i just looked at my army surplus boots that i had on and i think they add 2 inches, so mabe i was nearer 5 foot 10.

the copper also said was i on drugs, and when i said no he said then how come i look so stoned.

I had you down as more like 5' 4", at the most 5' 6"

[psl]

i am 5 foot 8.

although i just looked at my army surplus boots that i had on and i think they add 2 inches, so mabe i was nearer 5 foot 10.

the copper also said was i on drugs, and when i said no he said then how come i look so stoned.


Got no time for the old bill when they fuck around like they did with you.

You should have said to him "how come you look gay?":gaylords:

[dvtimes]

I had you down as more like 5' 4", at the most 5' 6"

Sorry, I clearly did not make it understandable what iwas talking about.

I think you think I meant my man stick which is 5 foot 5.

What I was on about was how tall I am which is 5 foot 8. size 7 1/2 shoe size.

[dvtimes]

Got no time for the old bill when they fuck around like they did with you.

You should have said to him "how come you look gay?":gaylords:

he was a tall chap.

i though better not say anything too witty in case i got a bop on my head.

[Geezer]

Sorry, I clearly did not make it understandable what iwas talking about.

I think you think I meant my man stick which is 5 foot 5.

What I was on about was how tall I am which is 5 foot 8. size 7 1/2 shoe size.

So you are nearly an 8 in shoes :gaylords:

[dvtimes]

So you are nearly an 8 in shoes :gaylords:

Nothing wrong with that.

[WordsforHire]

There is also a few Lamas and a Camel on a farm along the A66

Approx 20 miles from Carlisle.

Anyone else seen this ??? Funny as fuck


:P
I have seen a camel on a farm but no one fucking believed me. I can't remember where but yea, I've seen lamas and camels godamit!

[Geezer]

Nothing wrong with that.

Maybe not, you are also nearly a 7, which is girls feet. I take a size 11 just in case you want to buy me some trainers for Xmas ;)

[Greenie]

I have seen a camel on a farm but no one fucking believed me. I can't remember where but yea, I've seen lamas and camels godamit!

I am going to Cumbria again on Monday, i'll try and make
a note of the farm's name as i go by.

I was gonna stop and take some digi pics cause i knew
nobody would believe me either.

So glad you have seen them too.


:P

[Greenie]

Marshgill Farm shop and tea rooms on the A66 going towards
Carlisle on left hand side.

A camel and about 6 lamas.


:P

[Damian]

A few years ago I was camping in Wales, and frying some bacon on a gas stove for brekkie.

I looked up as I heard something odd and saw about 8 llamas stood about 12 feet from me eyeing up my bacon.

Fortunately there was a fence separating us. I had arrived at the campsite when it was dark, and pitched up a bit too close to the llama field. Didn't half make me jump.

:)

[Cardinal_Sin]

A few years ago I was camping in Wales...

:)

Sheep shagging?

[Cardinal_Sin]

Thats good.

I am also frozen due to some git police who fancied stopping me. they let all the heat out of the car.

it took me ages to heat it as well as the heating has packed up, so i use a gas campers stove.

the police also have to fill a form or somthing in as a record for you. they usded the opertunity to mock me. first by saying was i 6 foot. i said you know dam well i am 5 foot 8, just cos you two are lanky sods (almost 7 foot each).

then he said to me, i will be kind about body type, and wrote what i belive to be a rude word. i was going to look up the meaning but i forgot what it was. but i am sure it was rude.

anyweay i am wekk nkackered so off to bed.

The Dorset Police go to great lengths to catch their man/clown.