Who do you think is the most helpful member? [Archive] - Beer and Bollocks

psl

11-21-07, 12:33 AM

Just thought I might start a thread where other members
can post nice things about each other.

I would say say ................:noway2:

Geezer

11-21-07, 12:46 AM

It is obviously me, and that is not a joke

TGITC

11-21-07, 12:49 AM

I would have to agree with, and say Geezer... And thats not a joke either :)

rogue

11-21-07, 12:51 AM

Geezer can acutally be rather helpful ... at times, proberby in spite of himself.
i wuld have to say either him or Rebel

-HF

11-21-07, 12:51 AM

McMarkham, hands down.

psl

11-21-07, 12:54 AM

McMarkham, hands down.

I didn't know Paul was Scottish:noway2: Thought he was a cockney.

psl

11-21-07, 12:55 AM

It is obviously me, and that is not a joke

Modest.

dvtimes

11-21-07, 12:56 AM

Your all a bunch of unhelpfull w*nkers.

[tee hee. Only joking]

psl

11-21-07, 12:59 AM

Your all a bunch of unhelpfull w*nkers.

[tee hee. Only joking]

Now, now DVT!
You could be more helpful by posting Sky news and ITV news links
to give us a more balanced view.

-HF

11-21-07, 01:01 AM

Your all a bunch of unhelpfull w*nkers.

surely you meant Your all a bunch of unhelpfull whttp://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7220/flowerha4.gifnkers.

Damian

11-21-07, 01:26 AM

surely you meant Your all a bunch of unhelpfull whttp://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7220/flowerha4.gifnkers.

I did actually lol for real at that. Good work.

daveydude

11-21-07, 02:00 AM

surely you meant Your all a bunch of unhelpfull whttp://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7220/flowerha4.gifnkers.

So few people in the world would get that joke. Shame, cos it's a masterpiece. I wonder if, techincally, it would be illegal to steal it & sell copies?

Jel

11-21-07, 05:47 AM

lol @ the flower :D

As for helpful members - pretty much most people here are helpful in one way or another I'd say.

S.D.

11-21-07, 08:15 AM

All members are equal, but some members are more equal than others.

:)

dvtimes

11-21-07, 09:49 AM

surely you meant Your all a bunch of unhelpfull whttp://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7220/flowerha4.gifnkers.

????????????

i do not get it.

Jel

11-21-07, 09:58 AM

????????????

i do not get it.

That's even better than the original joke :takethat:

dvtimes

11-21-07, 10:08 AM

That's even better than the original joke :takethat:

what the heck are you on about?

explain the joke???????????

i do not get it.

Jel

11-21-07, 10:11 AM

what the heck are you on about?

explain the joke???????????

i do not get it.

That's even better than this post (http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172524&postcount=15) :takethat:

dvtimes

11-21-07, 10:12 AM

That's even better than this post (http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172524&postcount=15) :takethat:

bunch of arses, I do not get your joke.

i am of to watch daily polotics.

Elisha Jade

11-21-07, 10:56 AM

Oooh a popularity contest lol can we get the nominees to dress up in pink frilly tutu's and do a parade? :)

Geezer

11-21-07, 11:57 AM

Modest.

I was only tending, I didn't expect people to agree with me :noway2:

I think Rebel has and does give some very good tips and bits of advice, she certainly knows her onions ;)

WordsforHire

11-21-07, 11:58 AM

Rebel always has good advice and so does Geezer who has helped me alot with stuff but I would say most people are very helpful on this board if you ask them for it.

11-21-07, 12:00 PM

I am by far the helpfull. and nicest and sexiest and most bestest all round. Thats a fact

By the way I didnt get the flower joke either. Can someone PM why its funny, then I'll delete this post and pretend I knew why it was funny all along

blunt

11-21-07, 12:02 PM

By the way I didnt get the flower joke either. Can someone PM why its funny.

Same as. Fucking hippies.

JT is actually quite helpful. :cheer:

Not forgetting Damo and Apache Anderson.

WordsforHire

11-21-07, 12:02 PM

NumptyNuts

11-21-07, 12:26 PM

JP is most helpful when he is about - Geezer aint too bad once you get past all the hot hair he spouts, Rebel (yes I am chocking on this one) is also high up on the list

Jel

11-21-07, 12:27 PM

Geezer aint too bad once you get past all the hot hair he sprouts

Yeah I've seen his pic :noway2:

Elisha Jade

11-21-07, 01:54 PM

I think most people on here have given m advice in some form or another but a few come to mind and that's jt, sgs and geezer :)

TGITC

11-21-07, 01:58 PM

Am I allowed to say Deborah Meaden?

I know shes not exactly a 'member', but she sends me emails giving me 'advice' on a semi regular basis at the moment...

psl

11-21-07, 02:00 PM

Am I allowed to say Deborah Meaden?

I know shes not exactly a 'member', but she sends me emails giving me 'advice' on a semi regular basis at the moment...

What! Her advice gives you a semi on a regular basis.

TGITC

11-21-07, 02:35 PM

Changed my mind again... (Perverts Prerogative and all that)

I want to nominate Kerryphonesex/Mediatel

She loves the cock!

http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14906

strictlybroadband

11-21-07, 02:44 PM

I don't get the sunflower either. :(

I think I'm the most helpful person though, for helping Xcite with his lost punctuation.

badbee

11-21-07, 02:50 PM

Can't believe people aren't getting the flower joke?

Have to say Geezer I spose, he's the only one sad enough to talk to me away from here

Kerryphonesex/Mediatel

11-21-07, 03:11 PM

S.D.

11-21-07, 03:24 PM

I want to nominate JT as being a virgin user he came to my assistance after the bump and grind onstart..........
He had enough intuition to see that what appeared to be an old hand at the game was merely a novice...............

Oh do piss off, you knew exactly what you were doing from the off & for you to think that anyone on here couldn't see that a mile off is just crap.

Stupid people I can handle (Just) but bullshiters really get my back up, you certainly fall into the later catergory & probably the first too.

S.D.

11-21-07, 03:32 PM

You see what gets me is that here http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14907 you boast of having worked in the adult industry for ages yet above you claim to be "Merely a novice" so what are you saying ? that this is the first adult webmaster board you've ever stumbled across & dont know anything about etiquette ? As I say I really can't hack bullshiters.

(Fuck it, Im back off to my England V Croatia thread, appologise for the rant folks)

onlytease

11-21-07, 03:54 PM

so is anyone going to explain the flower jokes for us thickos ??? :)

pretty please

xcite-tv

11-21-07, 03:55 PM

I don't get the sunflower either. :(

I think I'm the most helpful person though, for helping Xcite with his lost punctuation.

FFS I actually agree with you for once..

Jerry is by far the most helpfull.. He makes me feel so much better about myself every time I read one of his posts...

Kerryphonesex/Mediatel

11-21-07, 04:14 PM

what yardstick you use to measure that?
as long as it's about quality and not quantity then I'm fine with that...............

REBEL

11-21-07, 04:28 PM

being helpful and all that..

flower joke http://www.beerandbollocks.com/forum/showpost.php?p=142985&postcount=6

gav

11-21-07, 05:01 PM

Another vote for Geezer here, always gives good advice and willing to help which is surprising for a Southerner

mrcrowley

11-21-07, 05:24 PM

What kind of things do you need to do around here to be helpful anyway?

I'd rather be a helpful wanker thank a unhelpful wanker rofl

Damian

11-21-07, 05:45 PM

What kind of things do you need to do around here to be helpful anyway?

Pretty much the same as anywhere in life really. If someone asks how to do something, and you know, you tell them. That kind of thing.

strictlybroadband

11-21-07, 06:26 PM

FFS I actually agree with you for once..

Jerry is by far the most helpfull.. He makes me feel so much better about myself every time I read one of his posts...

So you should, I don't devote that much time to many people.

Simon

11-21-07, 06:35 PM

Damian, just for the Acrobat reader replacement thingy.

Damian

11-21-07, 06:42 PM

Damian, just for the Acrobat reader replacement thingy.

:)

Did you ever try that Quicktime Alternative?

Jel

11-23-07, 07:46 PM

Just a bump to publicly thank SGS for what was surely info that most people wouldn't have shared, but was worth geezers weight in gold (ie a fuckload). I've had invaluable advice from a fair few people here, mostly via PM/icq/etc, and hopefully I've helped one or two people out myself.

Like Damian said a couple of posts ago, if you know something, and someone else doesn't, and you can help them by responding, it's all good.

Here endeth my feelgood factor, and I look forward to arguing with all you cunts on a regular basis ;)

TGITC

11-23-07, 09:32 PM

Jel: FACT!

-HF

11-23-07, 11:02 PM

i'll have to revise my previous nomination, and put forward carol.prime

no matter how bad a day you had, you can always let some steam off by calling them the worst things under the sun, they never check a thread they posted in twice to get upset about it. if that doesn't help, i dunno what does.