There is a spider...

[Fluffy Wee Cunt]

... on my desk.

Only a little one. About this big: [----------------------------]

Only, it's run off now.

We have had an exceptionally large number of great big spiders in our house this year.

I would guess I have evicted about 15 so far.

If I had known there were going to be so many, I would have kept a count - to impress the grandchildren in years to come.

[Rosie]

We've had more than the usual amount of cow sized spiders this year. Guess that's all part of the pleasure of living in an old house - some of those fuckers must have been growing since the house was built.

[Elisha Jade]

I hate spiders :( we had this big mutherfunky crawling along the floor once, I screamed and bf came to my rescue. Other than that its relatively small ones thankfully.

I'll never forget the tree spiders in Mauritius - those were the size of a tennis racket and bigger. Arggh

[justb]

do they have cockroaches over there?

[-HF]

If I had known there were going to be so many, I would have kept a count - to impress the grandchildren in years to come.

lie about it when the time comes.

[JT]

do they have cockroaches over there?


No, maybe in big basements somewhere. But as a rule no. Ive never seen one in the 34 years Ive been alive :)

But seen tons in spain :mad: Devels own insects


P.S Train your dog to eat spiders then you dont have to pick the fuckers up

[Guest]

Spiders shouldn't be put outside. It usually kills them.

Unless of course, that's the aim ;)

[-HF]

No, maybe in big basements somewhere. But as a rule no. Ive never seen one in the 34 years Ive been alive :)

But seen tons in spain :mad: Devels own insects
you wish. the UK is home to the Blatella Germanica (German Cockroach) as well as the Blatella Orientalis (Oriental Cockroach).

Germanica is 10-23mm in length, has long antennae and two sets of wings. it loves warm moist spots, like boiler rooms for example.

Orientalis is much larger and has a very hard time to survive outside the house, Germanica can survive a mild winter but prefers the inside as well.

once you have old barracks for your staff to sleep in during the week, you'll find them frequently. :D

[JT]

you wish. the UK is home to the Blatella Germanica (German Cockroach) as well as the Blatella Orientalis (Oriental Cockroach).

Germanica is 10-23mm in length, has long antennae and two sets of wings. it loves warm moist spots, like boiler rooms for example.

Orientalis is much larger and has a very hard time to survive outside the house, Germanica can survive a mild winter but prefers the inside as well.

once you have old barracks for your staff to sleep in during the week, you'll find them frequently. :D

Ive never seen one. Infact I've never met anyone over here who has ever seen a cockroach over here

[-HF]

ask your council, they'll know where they are -maybe even have info on the homepage ;)

often enough the neighbours aren't informed, cos it would only lead to panic.

[morefodder]

Ive never seen one. Infact I've never met anyone over here who has ever seen a cockroach over here

I've seen planty of things that might be them .. they looked like mini cockroaches anyhoo ... when I was working at a refractory manufacture place, there were shit loads by the kiln's ( hot all year round ) tip some of the oil from the trucks down any crack (on the floor before any quips!!) and hundreds of the little fuckers would pour out and die !!!!!

[Fluffy Wee Cunt]

lie about it when the time comes.
Fully intend to. They are as huge as wagon wheels afterall.

[-HF]

and this was when a wagon wheels was a wagon wheel.

[justb]

I've seen planty of things that might be them .. they looked like mini cockroaches anyhoo ... when I was working at a refractory manufacture place, there were shit loads by the kiln's ( hot all year round ) tip some of the oil from the trucks down any crack (on the floor before any quips!!) and hundreds of the little fuckers would pour out and die !!!!!


Over here you can see regular ones pretty much anywhere but if you see the small german ones it's usually a sign of filth.

[daveydude]

How do you know it's 15 different spiders? Could be the same one coming back in cos he likes your gaff so much. Or maybe he dropped his wallet down the plughole in your bath?

[-HF]

How do you know it's 15 different spiders? Could be the same one coming back in cos he likes your gaff so much. Or maybe he dropped his wallet down the plughole in your bath?
clearly one would tag them bastards before kicking them out.

i of course just squash them. they intruded my territory.

[Shandy McAndy]

clearly one would tag them bastards before kicking them out.

i of course just squash them. they intruded my territory.

I cant kill any of gods living creatures.....................................Expe ct cunting spiders :onguard:

[-HF]

I cant kill any of gods living creatures.....................................Expe ct cunting spiders :onguard:
i use a kitchen wipe or something to catch them and drop them in the toilet for a wet exit. hate when the fuckers are big enough that you hear them crunch in your hand, euch. once i had one that was strong enough to fight back, it pushed against me palm and i wouldn't dare squish harder, in case the wipe would rip and i had the pure horror right in me hand.

[Fluffy Wee Cunt]

How do you know it's 15 different spiders? Could be the same one coming back in cos he likes your gaff so much. Or maybe he dropped his wallet down the plughole in your bath?
If it was the same one 15 times, it must be some gay cunt using a different make up every other time.