Sneaky Wanks

[craig]

Do you use?

Toilet paper

Kitchin roll

Tissues

Your worn Kegs

Your Sock

Empty Beercan

Your Sleeping wifes ear

:Penis

[JP]

the ceiling.

[SGS]

The curtains.

[Cardinal_Sin]

Father-in-law's shirt

[JT]

I just shoot over the wooden floor then the dog licks it up later :alcoholic

[rogue]

i let it soak behind the keys on the keyboard

[matt]

The curtains.

I concur

[craig]

I just shoot over the wooden floor then the dog licks it up later :alcoholic

you shouldn't refer to your girlfriend in such vulgar terms
:lmao2:

[Rosie]

Sometimes it's good to be a woman :dance:

[Shandy McAndy]

Sometimes it's good to be a woman :dance:

Not if your my wife alseep when Im having a wank :eyebrows:

[morefodder]

Sometimes it's good to be a woman :dance:

Really ??

Do you use?

.....

Your Sleeping wifes ear

:Penis

Still sure ???

[typeR]

me, i use whatevers to hand .........
that's not usually the wifes ear :angel:

[a1ka1ine]

haha funny stuff.

i find tissue paper leaves bits all over my bulbous head, so i have a sock collection thats reserved for that purpose only :)

[JT]

Really ??



Still sure ???

depends whos wives ears it is :bj:

[Fluffy Wee Cunt]

Do you use?

Toilet paper

Kitchin roll

Tissues

Your worn Kegs

Your Sock

Empty Beercan

Your Sleeping wifes ear

:Penis

The coat of the person queuing up in front of me.