If you deep-fried and battered your penis

[-HF]

... would it increase the likelyhood of sexual relations with the ladies of the Highlands?

[JP]

probably have to ram a mars bar down your japs-eye too i think :(

[craig]

probably have to ram a mars bar down your japs-eye too i think :(

no go the snickers route.

peanuts in your eyelit is a great sign from good anal

[-HF]

anything nutty would require the 'may contain traces of nuts' warning label though.

[JT]

:needpics:

[-HF]

:needpics:
we'll wait for your next influenced moments and have JP call you and talk you through the process. :eyebrows:

[Gnat69]

anything nutty would require the 'may contain traces of nuts' warning label though.

:lmao2: :lmao2:

[fredicus]

Originally posted by -HF increase the likelyhood of sexual relations with the ladies of the Highlands?
Hmm ... Have you thing about tartan, or do you just not want to have to understand anything their saying?

;)

[-HF]

i can't spill the beans. yet.

[ChemicalEyes]

anything nutty would require the 'may contain traces of nuts' warning label though.
:takethat:

[morefodder]

anything nutty would require the 'may contain traces of nuts' warning label though.
Ya think that a warning like that would be necassary after contemplating dipping your love truncheon in boiling fat ??!!??? :lmao2:

[-HF]

just cos nuts are roasted, doesn't mean they ain't nuts anymore :D