View Full Version : death sentance to people who smoke and drive
dvtimes
09-28-07, 01:38 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7017543.stm
OK, mabe not death sentance but all those vile people sat in there cars smoking are going to get charged. Good.
I may join the police so I can drive around and catch them all.
FUCK OFF!
This countryis getting worse by the day, some wanker on there says:
"If you're lighting up with one hand and have a fag in the other hand then obviously you've not got any hands on the wheel"
You put the fag in your mouth and light it with a lighter or cigarette lighter with one hand. Silly bastard.
"If you're lighting up with one hand and have a fag in the other hand then obviously you've not got any hands on the wheel"
So... They appear to be getting tough on homosexual drivers too !
dvtimes
09-28-07, 01:43 PM
FUCK OFF!
This countryis getting worse by the day, some wanker on there says:
"If you're lighting up with one hand and have a fag in the other hand then obviously you've not got any hands on the wheel"
You put the fag in your mouth and light it with a lighter or cigarette lighter with one hand. Silly bastard.
Nothing nicer than having a fag in the mouth. Easy.:rolleye0018:
So... They appear to be getting tough on homosexual drivers too !
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/4369/countrygayrg9.jpg
Perhaps they should confiscate those shite cars painted in fuckin daft colours that drive around the Leeds area and CRUSH them.
Now there is a good idea.
DVT as a copper, thats one way to start your upto date crime stats website..........:P
Gentle_Ben
09-28-07, 02:34 PM
is driving while talking on a mobile illegal over there too? I think that's way more dangerous than smoking a ciggy while driving
wingless
09-28-07, 02:36 PM
yep its a fine and like 3 points on ur licence if u get caught using a mobile while driving now
FUCK OFF!
This countryis getting worse by the day, some wanker on there says:
"If you're lighting up with one hand and have a fag in the other hand then obviously you've not got any hands on the wheel"
You put the fag in your mouth and light it with a lighter or cigarette lighter with one hand. Silly bastard.
yep I'm with you FUCK YOU !!!!
I'm a non smokers ( well cigs ) and if someone wants to sit in THERE car and smoke them let them - thank fuck I'm out of here soon :cheer:
What a fucking joke this country is becoming. No wonder more and more British people are leaving and living abroad.
"Land of hope and glory, mother of the free" what a load of bollocks
daveydude
09-28-07, 03:23 PM
Might stay in Holland. They seem quite sensible here.
A recent report by academics at Brunel University warned that car crashes could rise as the ban on smoking in public places leads more people to take a drag at the wheel.
It said smokers drive 23 per cent faster and are more inconsistent than non-smokers.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23414147-details/Now+Highway+Code+targets+smokers+-+for+lighting+up+at+the+wheel/article.do?ito=newsnow&
what crap!
wingless
09-28-07, 04:12 PM
pft, you can use statistics to prove anything thats even remotely true :p
A recent report by academics at Brunel University warned that car crashes could rise as the ban on smoking in public places leads more people to take a drag at the wheel.
It said smokers drive 23 per cent faster and are more inconsistent than non-smokers.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23414147-details/Now+Highway+Code+targets+smokers+-+for+lighting+up+at+the+wheel/article.do?ito=newsnow&
what crap!
Shit dropped me fag......oooohhhhhh fuck....
SimonSubAms
09-28-07, 04:20 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7017543.stm
OK, mabe not death sentance but all those vile people sat in there cars smoking are going to get charged. Good.
I may join the police so I can drive around and catch them all.
I always thought you were against things that went against personal choice and freedom.
You can't have it both ways..
adultbusiness
09-28-07, 04:56 PM
http://www.popularpages.net/pics/smoking-pussy_4_2198_si.jpg
Willie_Ekkerslike
09-28-07, 04:59 PM
When the laws were being introduced on the hand held phone issues when driving, there was quite a large feature on Sky News about this and other distractions whilst driving.
Almost everybody stated that mothers with babies and young children in a car are potentially more of a distraction than anything else.
Changing a CD or radio station is at least as much of a distraction as using a phone or lamping up a ciggie.
I also think that giving a nice bit of totty a good fingering whilst driving up the M1 can also be a bit of a distraction (to driving) but it was 2am and there wasn’t much traffic about, and it was bloody good fun :)
And imagine doing 90mph (i mean 70mph) on the motorway when suddenly you see DVTs car. Dont even want to think about that one!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article506183.ece
I think there's also an urban myth about the guy who had his knob bitten off in a car - Serves him right for getting blown while driving and then crashing!
Willie_Ekkerslike
09-28-07, 05:06 PM
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article506183.ece
yeah and a bit different when women have cocks in their mouths whilst driving.
"It seems to be a perfectly sensible measure because the whole business of lighting up involves taking your hands off the wheel, so you're not driving with due care and attention."
Taking one fucking hand off the wheel, the same as you do when changing gear, or indicating. What an absolute load of bollocks from a bunch of no-brain cunts.
dvtimes
09-28-07, 05:47 PM
"It seems to be a perfectly sensible measure because the whole business of lighting up involves taking your hands off the wheel, so you're not driving with due care and attention."
Taking one fucking hand off the wheel, the same as you do when changing gear, or indicating. What an absolute load of bollocks from a bunch of no-brain cunts.
And also if the car is full of smoke you cannot see to drive.
Thing on the radio this afternoon, they've been pulling over work vans, and fining those without a no smoking sign displayed £200.
They are just taking the piss now, and we just fucking sit and let them, might be about time for a few riots, or fucking blocking off London, I can't believe many other European countries would be so meek and mild about the shit we have to put up with.
And also if the car is full of smoke you cannot see to drive.
Why the fuck would the car be full of smoke? Aircon - windows - or does your car(s) not have either of those?
Why the fuck would the car be full of smoke? Aircon - windows - or does your car(s) not have either of those?
You have seen his car haven't you?
Thing on the radio this afternoon, they've been pulling over work vans, and fining those without a no smoking sign displayed £200.
They are just taking the piss now, and we just fucking sit and let them, might be about time for a few riots, or fucking blocking off London, I can't believe many other European countries would be so meek and mild about the shit we have to put up with.
Imagine the French authorities trying it.
Fuck in'ell the whole country would grind to a holt.
I wonder how many builders told them them fuck off when stopped.
And how are they going to collect the fines of the travellers, if they stopped them, probably didn't stop travellers as it could be deemed as racially motivated.
Lovely place the UK.
Lets fine fat birds and guys with beards and hill walkers.....:P
Cardinal_Sin
09-28-07, 06:29 PM
So - If this law goes ahead - After I have had a wank in the car, I then have to stop to smoke the ciggy?
Might stay in Holland. They seem quite sensible here.
for now. it's an EU project to kill off smoking in public paces, some countries are just a tad faster when it comes to implementing regulations.
Cardinal_Sin
09-28-07, 07:04 PM
for now. it's an EU project to kill off smoking in public paces, some countries are just a tad faster when it comes to implementing regulations.
I think in Burma, they have started killing off smokers in public places.
I think in Burma, they have started killing off smokers in public places.
no wonder, you cannot even walk the streets there without a mask anymore.
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1592316.jpg
Cardinal_Sin
09-28-07, 07:29 PM
no wonder, you cannot even walk the streets there without a mask anymore.
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1592316.jpg
Those monks wore their masks around their bodies! - Silly mistake to make - No small wonder they got beaten.
http://www.exileimages.co.uk/HowardD/Prostest/UK.MISC.UK.23.jpg
(London's Burning: March 31st 1990)
Incidently, anyone read "How To Label A Goat" ?
It's a book about recent (ish) rules & regs having been introduced into the UK.
(Info on the book from the publishers site)
In this new book, Ross Clark exposes some of the most petty and bizarre rules and regulations which are blighting the lives of Britons today. From the 45 pages of instructions on how to correctly label a goat (or sheep) to the impact that being a deep-sea diver might have on your tax return.
Among his other discoveries are:
- That there are 279 different tax forms for businesses alone, asking a total of 6,614 questions.
- The notes explaining the Treasury's 'simplified' pensions' regime ran to 1,369 pages.
- The law allows you to kill or give away a bullfinch - but not to sell or barter it.
- A woman from Kilbride was given an ASBO forbidding her from answering the door in her underwear.
- A council spent �5,000 planting yew trees to screen a new children's play area. It then dug them up again after health and safety experts advised children could fall ill if they gobbled 'several handfuls' of leaves.
All completely true and all contained, along with hundreds of others, in this eye-opening new book.
Red tape and more red tape...
- One Police force discovered that it had a total of 1,150 different forms on which to report crimes.
- There are 1,300 pages of road traffic law - and that does not even include the law preventing petrol stations selling hot food after 11pm unless they apply for a licence.
- Employers must not hold important meetings on 31 October - it might discriminate against pagans, who, of course, celebrate the festival of Samhain on that day.
- A motorist in Waltham Forest, East London, was fined for parking on double yellow lines that were not even there when he parked his car. The lorry painting the lines had drawn around the stationary vehicle.
- The following things have been reported to be banned in at least one school: making daisy chains (risk of picking up germs); playing hopscotch (risk of injury); making anything out of egg boxes (fear of salmonella); putting hands up (makes pupils who don't have the answers feel victimised); and throwing paper aeroplanes (might cause eye injuries)...
:noway2:
- A woman from Kilbride was given an ASBO forbidding her from answering the door in her underwear.
that ruling may have been too mild. do you have any images of her?
that ruling may have been too mild. do you have any images of her?
An address would be better
An address would be better
:takethat:
heidi84
09-28-07, 09:09 PM
FUCK OFF!
This countryis getting worse by the day, some wanker on there says:
"If you're lighting up with one hand and have a fag in the other hand then obviously you've not got any hands on the wheel"
You put the fag in your mouth and light it with a lighter or cigarette lighter with one hand. Silly bastard.
Haha was just about to put that when i saw your post, stupid idots. As if a cig in your mouth is as dangerous as some twat on a mobile phone, you have to hold and think about what u are saying with that.
You just wait, this is the thin end of the wedge, first smoking and driving, next it'll be drinking and driving. :oldman:
You just wait, this is the thin end of the wedge, first smoking and driving, next it'll be drinking and driving. :oldman:Or just driving.
Glad you're on here, I'm trying to find some allruth banners?
WordsforHire
09-28-07, 09:48 PM
Or just driving.
I signed up ages ago and was waiting on my affiliate log in thingy that never came lol but seeing as you've got rss feeds now gimme gimme gimme!
AllRuth
09-28-07, 09:52 PM
Glad you're on here, I'm trying to find some allruth banners?
There are some that I've made here;
http://allruth.com/affiliates/
Thanks Ruth, just what I wanted, nice to see the avatar is back :)
AllRuth
09-28-07, 09:58 PM
Thanks Ruth, just what I wanted, nice to see the avatar is back :)
No problem, glad they're ok :)
Hmmm... as for the avatar... as far as I know it's still Brian the snail...
WordsforHire
09-28-07, 10:10 PM
Got my hopes up there when i see badbees comments about the av, double checked and yup, still that fucking snail :'(
I swear it was the other one when I posted, must be the drugs
Willie_Ekkerslike
09-28-07, 11:12 PM
I swear it was the other one when I posted, must be the drugs
Im sure if you were to sit back, close your eyes, undo ya zip then youd soon be seeing the other one :)
Willie_Ekkerslike
09-28-07, 11:13 PM
and now we can see 4 of WFH's CHEEKS :)
Im sure if you were to sit back, close your eyes, undo ya zip then youd soon be seeing the other one :)
That's what it was lol
WordsforHire
09-28-07, 11:41 PM
and now we can see 4 of WFH's CHEEKS :)
Not anymore you cant hehe
Willie_Ekkerslike
09-28-07, 11:44 PM
Not anymore you cant hehe
TEASE !!!!!!!
Glad you're on here, I'm trying to find some allruth banners?Grab me on MSN simonscans@hotmail.co.uk - I'll show you around :)
I'm off, gonna smoke in my car on the way to the pub, where I'll smoke in the public bar, then drive home pissed (and smoking, with windows shut & air-con off), hopefully maiming a few non-smoking lefties on the way, before giving the TV licence people an anonymous tip that I've no licence, just so I get the pleasure of telling them to fuck right off when they pay me a visit.
Hope your day goes swimmingly as well :)
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