IrishT
09-26-05, 12:57 PM
Holy Cow !
A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting well twisted. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man:"So what happened that is so horrible?"
Farmer: Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over.
Man:"That's not so bad, what's the big deal?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man:"So then what happened?"
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over.
Man: "Again?"
Farmer: Something's ya just can't explain.
Man:"So, what did you do then?"
Farmer: I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right.
Man:"So then what did you do?"
Farmer: I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail.
Man:"Wow you must have been pretty upset!"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: "So then what did you do?"
Farmer: Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.
A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting well twisted. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man:"So what happened that is so horrible?"
Farmer: Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over.
Man:"That's not so bad, what's the big deal?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man:"So then what happened?"
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over.
Man: "Again?"
Farmer: Something's ya just can't explain.
Man:"So, what did you do then?"
Farmer: I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right.
Man:"So then what did you do?"
Farmer: I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail.
Man:"Wow you must have been pretty upset!"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: "So then what did you do?"
Farmer: Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.