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...The doctor apologizes saying there are two Mrs Smiths and their results are mixed up. One had Alzheimer’s and the other has Aids. Mr Smith asks “oh dear, what should I do?” The doctor says “drop her off in town and if she finds her way home don’t shag her!”
WordsforHire
09-20-07, 10:29 AM
giggle....
They say the old ones are the best :)
Gentle_Ben
09-20-07, 12:53 PM
jokesssss
They say the old ones are the best :)
Markham will love you long time for that one.
redwhiteandblue
09-20-07, 03:32 PM
Woman takes baby to doctor. Woman says, "I'm worried about her, she's not putting on any weight".
Doctor looks at baby, then at her, and tells her to lift up her top. He fondles both her tits and squeezes each one for a while, fondles her nipples then puts his mouth on each in turn and gives them a long hard suck.
"Well it's obvious what the problem is", he says, "your baby is malnourished because you're not producing any milk at all".
"I'm her Grandmother", the woman says, "but I'm glad I came here now".
Willie_Ekkerslike
09-20-07, 04:48 PM
Markham will love you long time for that one.
Why, has he got Alzheimer’s?
Johnny Kleenexxx
09-20-07, 05:45 PM
hehe classic Manning
hehe classic Manning
It's weird this joke actually. And the idea of 'offensive' humour in general.
My grandmother died this afternoon suffering from alzheimers. But I still laughed at this gag. It's a funny joke.
Maybe if more racist/homphobic/generally offensive jokes were actually FUNNY it would be a better idea. They just tend not to be.
carol.prime
09-20-07, 05:49 PM
Woman takes baby to doctor. Woman says, "I'm worried about her, she's not putting on any weight".
Doctor looks at baby, then at her, and tells her to lift up her top. He fondles both her tits and squeezes each one for a while, fondles her nipples then puts his mouth on each in turn and gives them a long hard suck.
"Well it's obvious what the problem is", he says, "your baby is malnourished because you're not producing any milk at all".
"I'm her Grandmother", the woman says, "but I'm glad I came here now".
*hahaha! this one made me chuckle. :gaylords:
Johnny Kleenexxx
09-20-07, 05:56 PM
It's weird this joke actually. And the idea of 'offensive' humour in general.
My grandmother died this afternoon suffering from alzheimers. But I still laughed at this gag. It's a funny joke.
Maybe if more racist/homphobic/generally offensive jokes were actually FUNNY it would be a better idea. They just tend not to be.
shit Damian . . sorry to here that mate
my old fella had a form of it in the end, he got lost a lot
i find keeping a sense of humour is important in healing
laughing at terrible things sometimes helps take the edge of them
smoothballs
09-20-07, 05:59 PM
my nan has alzheimers and a mild form of dementia which means i get 2 birthday cards from her cos she forgotten shes already sent one! lol
shit Damian . . sorry to here that mate
my old fella had a form of it in the end, he got lost a lot
i find keeping a sense of humour is important in healing
laughing at terrible things sometimes helps take the edge of them
Hey totally right. That's what makes us human!
TBH, she died along time ago, and I said my goodbyes. It's just tough for my grandpa, who doted on her.
Anyway, this wasn't about symapthy :) It was a point about how sick jokes CAN be funny. Even at the worst of times.
:)
Peace, I am out for the evening
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