Post Contest

[-HF]

20k posts soon. someone donate something so we can have a contest and dump a prize on the lucky winner.

[Geezer]

I could donate a Beetroot coloured turd, but that might not help :lmfao:

[-HF]

pay your fucking water bill and flush already.

[Geezer]

pay your fucking water bill and flush already.

:lmao2:

[JP]

Prize list so far:

Funny coloured turds (cheers geezer)
Food designed to poison small children (nice one allan)



anyone else care to donate? :drink:

[-HF]

before i enter the contest, what quality are the turds? runny, sticky, too dry?

and will they arrive in time for halloween?

[Geezer]

before i enter the contest, what quality are the turds? runny, sticky, too dry?

and will they arrive in time for halloween?

Well I provide any consistencey you require, they would arrive before Halloween are are gauranteed to leave a permenant mark.

[-HF]

Well I provide any consistencey you require, they would arrive before Halloween are are gauranteed to leave a permenant mark.
you sound like mod material.

[Geezer]

you sound like mod material.

Yep but only on the right kind of board

[JT]

Prize list so far:

Funny coloured turds (cheers geezer)
Food designed to poison small children (nice one allan)



anyone else care to donate? :drink:

My broken washing machine

[JP]

Well I provide any consistencey you require, they would arrive before Halloween are are gauranteed to leave a permenant mark.
here ya go .... why settle for consistency when you can shape the fuckers (http://www.turdtwister.com/) :p

[JT]

here ya go .... why settle for consistency when you can shape the fuckers (http://www.turdtwister.com/) :p

:lmao2:

[craig]

I have a broken nail which has first offers, been offered a pint

but im gonna hold out for something bigger

I am waiting for claims direct to ring me back.

[JP]

I have a broken nail which has first offers, been offered a pint

but im gonna hold out for something bigger

I am waiting for claims direct to ring me back.
:guinness: :guinness:

Final offer.

[-HF]

Yep but only on the right kind of board
crappy boards? :lmao2: