Who's going trick or treating?

[Geezer]

Anyone going next month, with or without kids?

[JT]

No and Im gonna turn off the lights like last year so the little fuckers dont knock

[Geezer]

No and Im gonna turn off the lights like last year so the little fuckers dont knock

So I suppose at Xmas you'll be visited 3 times :geezer:

[JT]

So I suppose at Xmas you'll be visited 3 times :geezer:

I dont do Christmas :geezer:

[JP]

my new security cameras are gonna be working overtime catching the little cunts shoving eggs thru me letterbox and pissing in my pond :ninja:

nothing but an excuse to cause grief ... would ban the cunting lot of it :mad:

[Geezer]

my new security cameras are gonna be working overtime catching the little cunts shoving eggs thru me letterbox and pissing in my pond :ninja:

nothing but an excuse to cause grief ... would ban the cunting lot of it :mad:


Yeah I make you right, when we were kids we didn't need some silly fucking Yank thing to use as an excuse. We would throw dog shit at people's windows all year round :lmao2:

[JP]

Yeah I make you right, when we were kids we didn't need some silly fucking Yank thing to use as an excuse. We would throw dog shit at people's windows all year round :lmao2:
lol ... we never progressed to using dog shit as ammo ... we used to whack apples at houses with tennis racquets :blush:

[Shandy McAndy]

Yeah I make you right, when we were kids we didn't need some silly fucking Yank thing to use as an excuse. We would throw dog shit at people's windows all year round :lmao2:

LMAO thats one way of looking at it :lmao2:

[Geezer]

lol ... we never progessed to using dog shit as ammo ... we used to whack apples at houses with tennis racquets :blush:

There was an art to turd slinging, too old and it would bounce off, too fresh and it would rund down too quick. It had to be just the right consistency so it would stick and slowly work it's way down :lmao2:

[Shandy McAndy]

There was an art to turd slinging, too old and it would bounce off, too fresh and it would rund down too quick. It had to be just the right consistency so it would stick and slowly work it's way down :lmao2:
LOL dude that isnt right :lmao2:

[Geezer]

LOL dude that isnt right :lmao2:

It might not be, but anything that is fun rarely is :)

[dvtimes]

One year I got some bisckets and covered them in pepper and curry.

This little lass ate one, and then she ate the rest. bitch.

[JP]

One year I got some bisckets and covered them in pepper and curry.

This little lass ate one, and then she ate the rest. bitch.
are you gonna try the age-old needles inside of apples trick this year? :confused:

[JT]

are you gonna try the age-old needles inside of apples trick this year? :confused:

LMAO :lmao2:

[Geezer]

are you gonna try the age-old needles inside of apples trick this year? :confused:

A better one is Vodka in oranges, just get a syringe and fill the fucker up with Vodka. See how much the stupid fucking smiling parents enjoy it when their kids are all pissed up :lmao2:

[-HF]

There was an art to turd slinging, too old and it would bounce off, too fresh and it would rund down too quick. It had to be just the right consistency so it would stick and slowly work it's way down :lmao2:
your knowledge on turds, whether home made or dog ones, is worrying.

[Geezer]

your knowledge on turds, whether home made or dog ones, is worrying.

We all have hobbies :lmao2:

[JP]

A better one is Vodka in oranges, just get a syringe and fill the fucker up with Vodka. See how much the stupid fucking smiling parents enjoy it when their kids are all pissed up :lmao2:
i like your thinking ... but the fuckers that come trick or treating in my road wouldnt know what to do with an orange ... they'd probably douse the cunt in petrol and lob it down my chimney :mad:

[-HF]

We all have hobbies :lmao2:
you taking on ebay next then?

[Elisha Jade]

I wanna go to a halloween party but the costume i ordered isnt available anymore :( waaah

[JT]

I wanna go to a halloween party but the costume i ordered isnt available anymore :( waaah

What was it? :eyebrows:

[-HF]

I wanna go to a halloween party but the costume i ordered isnt available anymore :( waaah


go naked, act shy and red faced, be a match.

[IrishT]

I usually bring our kids and the neighbours kids around from house to house and they play traditional music on their tin whistles.. everyone enjoys it !

[JP]

2 more days until the carnage unfolds :sick: :ninja:

[SGS]

Electric gates and an intercom ensure that privacy is maintained at all times.

[Geezer]

I've had them knocking at my door already, 9:45pm last night, I didn't open the door cos I thought TV licence might be working late :lmao2:

[daveydude]

The little cunts round here have started early - already had my house egged. I'm considering building a sniper nest on my roof & camping out up there with my BB gun.

[-HF]

ah, halloween, the time when strange kids knock on your door.

or as Michael Jackson used to call it - 'Blind Date'

[Joe A]

SGS

You live in a similar place to me. Mines an apartment block and thank god the only kids here are too young to go trick or treating :)

I'm just a grumpy old man.. Someone asked me if I liked kids once, and I said they're ok roasted but not boiled :)

[SGS]

SGS

You live in a similar place to me. Mines an apartment block and thank god the only kids here are too young to go trick or treating :)

I'm just a grumpy old man.. Someone asked me if I liked kids once, and I said they're ok roasted but not boiled :)

My sentiments entirely :)

[daveydude]

SGS

You live in a similar place to me. Mines an apartment block and thank god the only kids here are too young to go trick or treating :)

I'm just a grumpy old man.. Someone asked me if I liked kids once, and I said they're ok roasted but not boiled :)

Moving into an apartment in a couple of weeks myself. Can't wait!

[nekrom]

Yup. Bloody fokers or all ages, shapes and sizes have been banging on my door all day. This is Australia ffs, not america. Give us another 12 months and we'll be celebrating Thanks Giving as well.

Side note some skank with her kids yelled trick or treat at me. I was very tempted to flop out my chop and say suck on this treat, although I'm sure I woulda spent the night locked up. :)

-N

[JT]

Yup. Bloody fokers or all ages, shapes and sizes have been banging on my door all day. This is Australia ffs, not america. Give us another 12 months and we'll be celebrating Thanks Giving as well.

Side note some skank with her kids yelled trick or treat at me. I was very tempted to flop out my chop and say suck on this treat, although I'm sure I woulda spent the night locked up. :)

-N

LOL

[JT]

Moving into an apartment in a couple of weeks myself. Can't wait!


Who with? A new lady friend or will it be a bachelor pad :eyebrows:

[REBEL]

My daughter went out tonight.. someone with more money than sense gave her a fiver!

She came home with a ton of sweets. Tells me "someone gave me 5 pounds". I said blimey were they made of money? Was it only you they gave a fiver? She said "no all of us" - and there was 6 of them! 30 quid handed out just like that to a bunch of kids (and god knows how many other kids knocked on their door tonight) Hell if they start giving out fivers I'm gonna take up trick or treating again!

[Tim]

my new security cameras are gonna be working overtime catching the little cunts shoving eggs thru me letterbox and pissing in my pond :ninja:

nothing but an excuse to cause grief ... would ban the cunting lot of it :mad:

:lmao2: Corker!