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MarkTiarra
09-14-07, 03:01 AM
I was having an argument with someone here who was insisting how much less uptight most of Europe is about nudity (which part I agreed with) but she cited nude beaches in the U.K as an example. I thought that was a French thing pretty much... do you guys have any or many topless or nude beaches in the U.K?

Damian
09-14-07, 03:08 AM
I was having an argument with someone here who was insisting how much less uptight most of Europe is about nudity (which part I agreed with) but she cited nude beaches in the U.K as an example. I thought that was a French thing pretty much... do you guys have any or many topless or nude beaches in the U.K?

There is one here in Brighton where I live.

MarkTiarra
09-14-07, 03:14 AM
There is one here in Brighton where I live.

Huh, score another one for Europe not having it's head up it's ass about a little skin.

Tigger
09-14-07, 06:15 AM
we have nude beaches in Portsmouth & I think one in Bournemouth as well, as for topless all are I'm pretty sure

stevebougle
09-14-07, 07:44 AM
Studland is famous and the one in Wales with the funny name.

But nude on a beach when the wind is blowing icy blasts from the sea is great, makes your bits look even smaller.

MarkTiarra
09-14-07, 07:54 AM
Studland is famous and the one in Wales with the funny name.

But nude on a beach when the wind is blowing icy blasts from the sea is great, makes your bits look even smaller.

Shrinking bits in a cold breeze.... definitely not good!

WordsforHire
09-14-07, 10:01 AM
I've never heard of any in Scotland

ukbukkake
09-14-07, 10:23 AM
I've never heard of any in Scotland


Thats because it's too bloody cold!!

fairy x
09-14-07, 10:29 AM
I've never heard of any in Scotland


Fife, Lower Largo Beach
Isle of Arran, Cleat's Shore
Loth, Sutherland, Crakaig beach
Ross, Belford, Ross Back Sands

Just in case you fancy checking them out.

fairy x
09-14-07, 10:30 AM
I was having an argument with someone here who was insisting how much less uptight most of Europe is about nudity (which part I agreed with) but she cited nude beaches in the U.K as an example. I thought that was a French thing pretty much... do you guys have any or many topless or nude beaches in the U.K?


Here's a useful link, found it on Google, do you have Google in America?

http://www.british-naturism.org.uk/beaches/

WordsforHire
09-14-07, 10:41 AM
Fife, Lower Largo Beach
Isle of Arran, Cleat's Shore
Loth, Sutherland, Crakaig beach
Ross, Belford, Ross Back Sands

Just in case you fancy checking them out.
Lower largo is a nudy beach?! Never seen anyoine naked there before!

Inbedwithfaith
09-14-07, 11:10 AM
Theres definately a nudist beach in Lanzarote, my dad went for a walk and got a bit of shock, not sure exactly where it is but its within walking distance of Puerto Del Carmen.

Geezer
09-14-07, 11:13 AM
Puerto Del Carmen.

Is that near Megate?

Geezer
09-14-07, 11:15 AM
There is one near me , about 20 minute drive.

REBEL
09-14-07, 01:05 PM
There's one in hastings too.

rogue
09-14-07, 01:30 PM
There's one in hastings too.

LOL yeah, great fun on the pebble beaches there, i bet!

-HF
09-14-07, 01:31 PM
I was having an argument with someone here who was insisting how much less uptight most of Europe is about nudity (which part I agreed with) but she cited nude beaches in the U.K as an example. I thought that was a French thing pretty much... do you guys have any or many topless or nude beaches in the U.K?

apart from the muslim areas like Turkey or the realyl catholic Malta, hardly any european place has issues with nudists. go crazy here: http://www.nudistbeaches.info/maps/europe-map.htm

-HF
09-14-07, 01:32 PM
LOL yeah, great fun on the pebble beaches there, i bet!

you can't afford beach towels where you live then?

TGITC
09-14-07, 01:35 PM
Theres one near me in Shaldon, Devon...

rogue
09-14-07, 03:55 PM
you can't afford beach towels where you live then?

no point, no beach.

-HF
09-14-07, 04:35 PM
no point, no beach.

you never get out of the dump either then? :P

rogue
09-14-07, 05:43 PM
you never get out of the dump either then? :P

No i did, I moved from Hastings (i was born at St Leonards) to go inland :)

MarkTiarra
09-15-07, 05:30 AM
Here's a useful link, found it on Google, do you have Google in America?

http://www.british-naturism.org.uk/beaches/

haha... thanks for the link. It's just so weird to me that the country I live in which acts like it's so socially advanced still gets so uptight about a pair of breasts. We watch violence and chow on popcorn and let our kids play violent games but two people in the sack is totally obscene It's just fucked up!

-HF
09-15-07, 10:09 AM
It's just so weird to me that the country I live in which acts like it's so socially advanced

you see, 'acts' is the keyword there.

JT
09-15-07, 10:37 AM
You want to go to Germany, in the hotels, all the sauna,s, steem rooms etc etc are unisex and are all nude, big signs on the doors saying "No clothes alowed"

Was quite a shock when I first walked in one and some German woman told me off and told me to take my shorts off, if I would have known I would have fluffed the fucker up before I went in

By the way Mark, you dont need to put the word "Dumb" before the "american" bit. I think its pretty well understood here that all Americans are dumb :gaylords:

JT
09-15-07, 10:39 AM
Theres definately a nudist beach in Lanzarote, my dad went for a walk and got a bit of shock, not sure exactly where it is but its within walking distance of Puerto Del Carmen.

Yes, its in the sand dunes, Ive been there, showing off the old sausage :gaylords:

Inbedwithfaith
09-15-07, 10:52 AM
Yes, its in the sand dunes, Ive been there, showing off the old sausage :gaylords:

lol, my dad had a fit. He ran all the way back to the apartments and then rang me to tell me about it. Never fancied a nudist beach myself as its always unattractive people (sorry JT)

-HF
09-15-07, 10:56 AM
lol, my dad had a fit. He ran all the way back to the apartments and then rang me to tell me about it. Never fancied a nudist beach myself as its always unattractive people (sorry JT)

i always wonder how long the 'we are all just loving nature and do not even notice the physical appearance of the next guy' bullshit would hold up if one was to send in some seriously hot birds and hunks.

Inbedwithfaith
09-15-07, 11:46 AM
i always wonder how long the 'we are all just loving nature and do not even notice the physical appearance of the next guy' bullshit would hold up if one was to send in some seriously hot birds and hunks.

They are probably doing it because noone would look at them naked otherwise.

MarkTiarra
09-15-07, 07:56 PM
By the way Mark, you dont need to put the word "Dumb" before the "american" bit. I think its pretty well understood here that all Americans are dumb :gaylords:

I'm pretty sure "Dumb" ust applies to most people in general but i could be wrong... since I might be one of the dumb ones. :P

stevebougle
09-15-07, 08:03 PM
i always wonder how long the 'we are all just loving nature and do not even notice the physical appearance of the next guy' bullshit would hold up if one was to send in some seriously hot birds and hunks.

Listen when it's minus 2 and the icy blasts make your proud cock and balls look like two dried peas and a cocktail sasauge no one cares to look.

hentaibee
09-25-07, 09:36 PM
thats the whole point of nude beaches. who would visit a nude beach if there were hundreds people visitng better looking than oneself!