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Shandy McAndy
09-25-05, 06:21 PM
Is that OK or do I need to get out more?

Im off to her site for a wank http://www.deliaonline.com/ :drink:
JP
09-25-05, 06:50 PM
lesh be 'aving yarrrrr (http://www.twtd.co.uk/delia-fastcar.mp3) :drink:
Shandy McAndy
09-25-05, 06:51 PM
lesh be 'aving yarrrrr (http://www.twtd.co.uk/delia-fastcar.mp3) :drink:

LMAO! :lmao2:
craig
09-25-05, 07:03 PM
http://www.comedycv.co.uk/halfnakedchef/2002-august-halfnakedchef.jpg
JT
09-25-05, 08:08 PM
you need help. She stinks of Pastry
SGS
09-25-05, 08:09 PM
She has a great house :)
JT
09-25-05, 08:11 PM
She has a great house :)

Still smells of Pastry
SGS
09-25-05, 08:12 PM
Still smells of Pastry

Born again christian too so deepthroat would be out. :)
JP
09-25-05, 08:20 PM
Born again christian too so deepthroat would be out. :)
i went out with a happy clapping born again christian once ... she gave a pretty nifty blow job as it goes :blush:
SGS
09-25-05, 08:21 PM
i went out with a happy clapping born again christian once ... she gave a pretty nifty blow job as it goes :blush:

Was she under 60 though?
JP
09-25-05, 08:21 PM
Was she under 60 though?
60 stone? *just*.
SGS
09-25-05, 08:32 PM
60 stone? *just*.

Sounds good :eyebrows:
JT
09-25-05, 08:32 PM
i went out with a happy clapping born again christian once ... she gave a pretty nifty blow job as it goes :blush:

Did she have a burning bush?
-HF
09-25-05, 08:33 PM
Born again christian too so deepthroat would be out. :)
there's this christian saying about giving being better than taking. :atm:
Winston
09-25-05, 08:34 PM
Did she have a burning bush?
*cues up predictable reply*

She did when I was finished with her!

(friction burns, not the clap you dirty fucker)

I'll be here all week :drink:

*bah*
JP
09-25-05, 08:37 PM
Did she have a burning bush?
LOL ... she had a fucking massive bush - got so far as figuring that much out :sick:
Geezer
09-25-05, 08:38 PM
I would rather go for Madha Jaffrey at least you would get a good curry whenever you wanted it
Shandy McAndy
09-25-05, 08:40 PM
LOL ... she had a fucking massive bush - got so far as figuring that much out :sick:

Thats the problem with Christians. fanny's so hairy you have to check them for Badgers before you go in
Shandy McAndy
09-25-05, 08:41 PM
I would rather go for Madha Jaffrey at least you would get a good curry whenever you wanted it


Wouldnt fancy licking her arse after a Vindaloo :angel:
SGS
09-25-05, 08:48 PM
there's this christian saying about giving being better than taking. :atm:

Hahaha... True :)
SGS
09-25-05, 08:49 PM
Wouldnt fancy licking her arse after a Vindaloo :angel:

I bet Delia bleaches.
Geezer
09-25-05, 08:50 PM
Wouldnt fancy licking her arse after a Vindaloo :angel:

Me neither, I would probably be too full :)