tonight i'm playing hard to get . . fuck her

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

i've had a few scoops tonight - granted

but my bird just came back home pissed as a fart and demanding sex

there's something highly unattractive about a woman stinking of booze and fags

i don't usually notice when i'm slaughtered too

but this was OTT . . i felt like a cheap human dildo

the champagne breath and clingyness put me right off


do any of youz refuse to put out for the Mrs occasionally ?

[redwhiteandblue]

Nope.

[psl]

Yea!

My when missus comes home pissed she is normally horny............not a bad thing........unless Iam sober...then I just send her off to bed and with 5 mins shes fast a sleep.

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

unless Iam sober...then I just send her off to bed and with 5 mins shes fast a sleep.

i can hear her fucken snoring from here mate

it's not like me to knock it back . . but i wasn't feeling it tonight (no pun)

[Johnny Kleenexxx]

PSL .. can you hit me up on ICQ please when you get a sec - cheers