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My children are playing football down the road on a bit of green and the ball went in a garden. The bloke said he wouldn't give it to them he would only give it to one of the parents.
I went down and said "I'm a bit old to asking for my ball back please mister".
He said I just wanted to let you know what your children are up to, I saked what they were up to and he said "well, they are playing on the green"
GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU SOPPY OLD CUNT! :ugly:
I never said that I just thought it.
People are definatly less tollerant these days in my opinion. Kids have less and less places to play and people are moaning more an more about it
dvtimes
09-24-05, 01:37 PM
Best thing to do is smile and be nice.
No point falling out over it.
In fact, if I was you I would go chat to him.
Lets face it, at the end of the day, if he knows you and your kids, at least he may keep an eye on them.
Youth clubs sold, playing fields sold for building, large percentage of the population now retired, perceived dangers everywhere. Tough times to be growing up in at the moment.
Arh remember the days when you could run down the street with your hoop and a stick.
Muffin the Muel on TV
Hot toast and dripping for an evening treat...
Arhh those were the days....................
Mind you, I am too young to remember those :crown:
Best thing to do is smile and be nice.
No point falling out over it.
In fact, if I was you I would go chat to him.
Lets face it, at the end of the day, if he knows you and your kids, at least he may keep an eye on them.
Either that or stick a potato in his exhaust and put grip fill in his locks :)
Lets face it, at the end of the day, if he knows you and your kids, at least he may keep an eye on them.
That's actually a very good point.
Mind you, I doubt it would stop him whinging about kids playing.
Either that or stick a potato in his exhaust and put grip fill in his locks :)
Or, a lenght of fishing wire and sticky tape.
Attach one end of the fishing wire to the letterbox with the tape.
Then hide in the bushes and keep tap tap tapping his letterbox.
After 6 times opening the door, I'm sure a reaction would be quite interesting from the old bugger.
Just remember don't snigger too loudly or the game may be up :crown:
dvtimes
09-24-05, 01:58 PM
That's actually a very good point.
Mind you, I doubt it would stop him whinging about kids playing.
If he gets to know them, then I think it would.
Lets face it, I think if you were sat watching TV, and a bunch of kids you did not know started to scream and shout and play football outside your house, then your going to get fed up quick.
Its like near me. It does not bother me the kid next door and her mates playing football or whatever, as I know them. If they scream, I look out to make sure they are fine.
That old chap is someone you should look after. He is the sort of person who will keep an eye on your house while your on holiday. Keep an eye on your kids while they play.
You never know, he may even turn out to be interesting.
Lets face it, the fact that he asked to see you to give the ball back to shows he is a responsible person.
Do not forget, he probably is the old type ex army. Highly disciplined.
If I was you, buy a box of chocolates and get your kids to give them to him. He will probably bore them about army stories, but at least its the cheapest insurance you have.
If I was you, buy a box of chocolates and get your kids to give them to him. He will probably bore them about army stories, but at least its the cheapest insurance you have.
I'd opt for Worthingtons Originals.
Old folk dig them bigstyle.
dvtimes
09-24-05, 02:06 PM
I'd opt for Worthingtons Originals.
Old folk dig them bigstyle.
I got some of those. I thought they would be soft and chewy. They are as hard as rock. I almost broke my tooth.
I got some of those. I thought they would be soft and chewy. They are as hard as rock. I almost broke my tooth.
Hmm maybe that's why they are so popular with the old folk.
They don't often get a chance to handle something as hard as a rock at their age I guess...?
dvtimes
09-24-05, 02:14 PM
Hmm maybe that's why they are so popular with the old folk.
They don't often get a chance to handle something as hard as a rock at their age I guess...?
I like the ones in quality street best.
Nothing better than at christmass giving the dog a toffe and watching him go nuts when it sticks his teeth up.
Arh remember the days when you could run down the street with your hoop and a stick.
Muffin the Muel on TV
Hot toast and dripping for an evening treat...
Arhh those were the days....................
Ouch... I actually do remember Muffin The Mule... :mad:
If I was you, buy a box of chocolates and get your kids to give them to him. He will probably bore them about army stories, but at least its the cheapest insurance you have.
Bollocks he is just a miserable old bastard and so was his whinging old wanker of a wife until she died last year.
I might buy some chocolates, eat them all then shit in the box.
Who said anything about my children screaming?
Anyway I have found out what happened, the ball actually went in his garden over a week ago but the kids didn't bothere knocking co he is a wanker.
My 5 year old knocked today and asked "can we have our ball please", you know the rest. Anyway when I knocked he said the ball came into his kitchen but when he went to get the ball he couldn't find it, I thought it had just got into his kitchen?, lying old bastard. He was trying to make it sound like he was sitting in his kitchen and this footbal came flying in.
So it turns out the kids weren't even playing football today, so you see he is just a lying miserable fucking old wanker.
Dog shit throguh the letter box time :)
Ouch... I actually do remember Muffin The Mule... :mad:
Muffin The Muel
Apparently it was not an obscene act :)
I wonder if this joke will still work in 2005?
Bollocks he is just a miserable old bastard and so was his whinging old wanker of a wife until she died last year.
I might buy some chocolates, eat them all then shit in the box.
Who said anything about my children screaming?
Anyway I have found out what happened, the ball actually went in his garden over a week ago but the kids didn't bothere knocking co he is a wanker.
My 5 year old knocked today and asked "can we have our ball please", you know the rest. Anyway when I knocked he said the ball came into his kitchen but when he went to get the ball he couldn't find it, I thought it had just got into his kitchen?, lying old bastard. He was trying to make it sound like he was sitting in his kitchen and this footbal came flying in.
So it turns out the kids weren't even playing football today, so you see he is just a lying miserable fucking old wanker.
Dog shit throguh the letter box time :)
Potato up his car exhaust dude. :angel:
Muffin The Muel
Apparently it was not an obscene act :)
I wonder if this joke will still work in 2005?
made me giggle
Muffin The Muel
Apparently it was not an obscene act :)
Not until the late 70s. The world used to be a very simple place. :)
dvtimes
09-24-05, 02:55 PM
Bollocks he is just a miserable old bastard and so was his whinging old wanker of a wife until she died last year.
I might buy some chocolates, eat them all then shit in the box.
Who said anything about my children screaming?
Anyway I have found out what happened, the ball actually went in his garden over a week ago but the kids didn't bothere knocking co he is a wanker.
My 5 year old knocked today and asked "can we have our ball please", you know the rest. Anyway when I knocked he said the ball came into his kitchen but when he went to get the ball he couldn't find it, I thought it had just got into his kitchen?, lying old bastard. He was trying to make it sound like he was sitting in his kitchen and this footbal came flying in.
So it turns out the kids weren't even playing football today, so you see he is just a lying miserable fucking old wanker.
Dog shit throguh the letter box time :)
Chill man.
Some people are odd. The way I see it, is why lower yourself to them.
I have some jerks near me. I just smile and say Hi. I am better than them.
Life is too short for stuff like this.
Not until the late 70s. The world used to be a very simple place. :)
And would I be right in remembering that the word 'gay' just ment happy and carefree at that time?
Chill man.
Some people are odd. The way I see it, is why lower yourself to them.
I have some jerks near me. I just smile and say Hi. I am better than them.
Life is too short for stuff like this.
The best way by far. Life is too short for drama.
Some people are odd. The way I see it, is why lower yourself to them.
Don't you find when you come into contact with someone odd, you have the urge to get even?
dvtimes
09-24-05, 03:00 PM
And would I be right in remembering that the word 'gay' just ment happy and carefree at that time?
A few years back I went to a gay club as I have a few gay mates.
It was amazing. Its full of hot babes who go as they know they will not be pestered by blokes. Some even go topless.
I have never seen so many sexy babes.
The down side was some ugly drunk old man kept chatting me up. I thought I would be attracting good looking blokes. I was a bit mifed.
Don't you find when you come into contact with someone odd, you have the urge to get even?
I doubt that he has ever met anyone odder than himself :)
The down side was some ugly drunk old man kept chatting me up. I thought I would be attracting good looking blokes. I was a bit mifed.
Did you wank him off? :cumbuddy:
The best way by far. Life is too short for drama.
Fuck that. Put grip fill in the cunts locks and watch his as he tries to get his key in the door :onguard:
I doubt that he has ever met anyone odder than himself :)
ArE You AdamAnt aBouT thAt? :)
There is an uncanny tribal resemblance to DVT's avatar here
http://www.vintageblues.com/the80s/adam_ant.jpg
dvtimes
09-24-05, 03:08 PM
I doubt that he has ever met anyone odder than himself :)Thats true.
Did you wank him off? :cumbuddy:
Don't be so crass JT
I am sure they just shared a hand Shandy at the bar :crown:
When In Rome!!
dvtimes
09-24-05, 03:12 PM
ArE You AdamAnt aBouT thAt? :)
There is an uncanny tribal resemblance to DVT's avatar here
http://www.vintageblues.com/the80s/adam_ant.jpg
My first name is Adam.
But as Iwas a student nuse I use my middle name Allan for the net.
But as a kid I thought adam and the ants were great, I just loved punks.
So I suspect part of me is a punk.
I also have a coat like that.
stand and deliver, your money or your life....... ant music......
Did you know that the white stripe on his nose is copyrited to adam and the ants.
My first name is Adam.
But as Iwas a student nuse I use my middle name Allan for the net.
But as a kid I thought adam and the ants were great, I just loved punks.
So I suspect part of me is a punk.
I also have a coat like that.
stand and deliver, your money or your life....... ant music......
Did you know that the white stripe on his nose is copyrited to adam and the ants.
So you were a double A student then :)
No never knew he got the copyright for the white stripe on the nose.
I used to like him even before Kings of the wild frontier.
Remember Dirk wears white socks?
I'm suprised a zebra hasn't contested this white stripe copyright yet. I'm sure they would have a great case.
There again this isn't America.
JT keeps bragging about his Adam Ant impressions :sick:
Fa diddly qua qua.
The best way by far. Life is too short for drama.
pushing buttons isn't necessarily drama, although often perceived as such by the pushed side. :D
dvtimes
09-24-05, 03:55 PM
So you were a double A student then :)
No never knew he got the copyright for the white stripe on the nose.
I used to like him even before Kings of the wild frontier.
Remember Dirk wears white socks?
I'm suprised a zebra hasn't contested this white stripe copyright yet. I'm sure they would have a great case.
There again this isn't America.I did a marketing degree.
Worked for a week. Found work not for me.
Bwcame a student teacher. But not for me.
Bacame a student nurse. Did two years. The sister hated me as I was polular and dislexic. She did everything to get rid of me. In fact at 3 days before we broke up, I was ill. After the 3 and a bit weeks christmass holiday, I came back. Wheres my sicknote I was asked? I said I was only off 3 days. Oh no, as you did not say you were well over the holidays we have inc the holidays as being sick, and so the rules say longer than two weeks you need a sick note. Thats how the bitch got me off the course.
Was I anoyed. In truth I was mad as hell. Even to day, I think what scum.
But thats life.
The way I see it, is that yes I do porn, and yes she is a nurse. But both her and me know I am a nicer person. I even emailed them and said, your nurses, your suposed to be decent. But what you did to me, you will rember for the rest of your lives. Whatever you do, you will always know you did somthing so low, that your on the same level as child molesters and drug dealers.
I did a marketing degree.
Worked for a week. Found work not for me.
Bwcame a student teacher. But not for me.
Bacame a student nurse. Did two years. The sister hated me as I was polular and dislexic. She did everything to get rid of me. In fact at 3 days before we broke up, I was ill. After the 3 and a bit weeks christmass holiday, I came back. Wheres my sicknote I was asked? I said I was only off 3 days. Oh no, as you did not say you were well over the holidays we have inc the holidays as being sick, and so the rules say longer than two weeks you need a sick note. Thats how the bitch got me off the course.
Was I anoyed. In truth I was mad as hell. Even to day, I think what scum.
But thats life.
The way I see it, is that yes I do porn, and yes she is a nurse. But both her and me know I am a nicer person. I even emailed them and said, your nurses, your suposed to be decent. But what you did to me, you will rember for the rest of your lives. Whatever you do, you will always know you did somthing so low, that your on the same level as child molesters and drug dealers.
How did you have time to fit in the law degree to? Must have been hectic
dvtimes
09-24-05, 04:10 PM
How did you have time to fit in the law degree to? Must have been hectic
they did business law as part of the degree.
basicly on a degree you have z no of subjects you must do and x no you can choose to do. i did business law as one of the subjects.
Shandy McAndy
09-25-05, 06:08 PM
I did a marketing degree.
You meen a market degree. How to sell fruit and veg and stuff. Ive seen your sites. Definatly been made by someone who runs a market and not someone who has a marketing degree
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