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dvtimes
08-06-07, 12:02 PM
Outside screeching, running around, making a disterbance.

How long is it before they return to school?

Am I alowed to shoot them with a cross bow?

They woke me today at 9am.

I would say they are like rats, but at least rats are quiet and try not be seen.

Its a shame houses no longer have chimies are at least they could spend all this time cleaning them.

I think I will get some broken glass and put it in the grass.

Johnny Kleenexxx
08-06-07, 12:16 PM
move out of the ghetto

Tigger
08-06-07, 12:56 PM
tell me about it I've got a lay-by outside my house and the annoying little twats stay outside till 2am sometimes- although I've now started calling the police, which when you say things like "sure I saw one with a needle they are round within a flash" :dorsetpolice:

Johnny Kleenexxx
08-06-07, 12:58 PM
mass sterilisation of idiots is the only solution long term

Tigger
08-06-07, 01:06 PM
don't want to do that!! those are our future punters your talking about LOL

psl
08-06-07, 01:11 PM
Outside screeching, running around, making a disterbance.

How long is it before they return to school?

Am I alowed to shoot them with a cross bow?

They woke me today at 9am.

I would say they are like rats, but at least rats are quiet and try not be seen.

Its a shame houses no longer have chimies are at least they could spend all this time cleaning them.

I think I will get some broken glass and put it in the grass.

So DVT get a FUCKIN LIFE they are kids leave them alone.And what the fuck are doing in bed at 9am anyway you lazy cunt!!!!:noway2:
Where you not a kid once or where you born aged 20?:P

Video Rob
08-06-07, 03:16 PM
Where abouts do you live DV? I haven't had any kids around on my street

strictlybroadband
08-06-07, 03:19 PM
So DVT get a FUCKIN LIFE they are kids leave them alone.

Blimey - there's someone you don't hate! I agree - well done.

psl
08-06-07, 03:28 PM
Blimey - there's someone you don't hate! I agree - well done.

I don't hate anybody strictly, I just have an opinion about absolutely everything..........:noway2:
Kids are our future, fortunatley for mine I don't instill my opinions on them..

strictlybroadband
08-06-07, 03:40 PM
I don't hate anybody strictly, I just have an opinion about absolutely everything..........:noway2:
Kids are our future, fortunatley for mine I don't instill my opinions on them..

My son doesn't stop talking long enough to know what my opinions are. And he's developing a Mancunian accent. :noway2:

Johnny Kleenexxx
08-06-07, 03:52 PM
And he's developing a Mancunian accent. :noway2:

kinell . . nowt wrong with that our kid


i heard a tape of me 6 years ago, i sounded like Ian fucken Brown

now i sound more like a south of watford shandyboy after 6 years in the Dam

some people from Mcr i met recently refuse to believe i'm mancunian

don't know if that's a good or a bad thing yet . . but if i spoke proper Manc

no fucker over here would understand me

psl
08-06-07, 03:54 PM
My son doesn't stop talking long enough to know what my opinions are. And he's developing a Mancunian accent. :noway2:

How come your lad is developing a manc accent?

psl
08-06-07, 03:56 PM
kinell . . nowt wrong with that our kid


i heard a tape of me 6 years ago, i sounded like Ian fucken Brown

now i sound more like a south of watford shandyboy after 6 years in the Dam

some people from Mcr i met recently refuse to believe i'm mancunian

don't know if that's a good or a bad thing yet . . but if i spoke proper Manc

no fucker over here would understand me

tend to have flat non descript accent when talking to peeps I don't know but then later we I get to know them the manc accent comes out strong........funny to watch them as they try and keep up and understand

Johnny Kleenexxx
08-06-07, 03:59 PM
tend to have flat non descript accent when talking to peeps I don't know but then later we I get to know them the manc accent comes out strong........funny to watch them as they try and keep up and understand

yeah it comes back quick when i'm with my mates

but it stays neutral now with foreigners

now i know which words and slang just won't fly

i had to translate for a mate from Hulme last week

the dutch blokes didn't have a clue what he was on about

psl
08-06-07, 04:06 PM
yeah it comes back quick when i'm with my mates

but it stays neutral now with foreigners

now i know which words and slang just won't fly

i had to translate for a mate from Hulme last week

the dutch blokes didn't have a clue what he was on about

Sounds like an interesting day/evening............

-HF
08-06-07, 04:28 PM
I think I will get some broken glass and put it in the grass.

you complain yet share your weed with them?

strictlybroadband
08-06-07, 04:36 PM
How come your lad is developing a manc accent?

He's been living up there for 5 years. And his girlfriend sounds like someone off Corrie.

psl
08-06-07, 04:45 PM
He's been living up there for 5 years. And his girlfriend sounds like someone off Corrie.

Yea everybody thinks we live in terraced houses, go to daft little pubs and talk daft..........what a shock peeps get when they visit us innit!

JerkOMatic
08-06-07, 04:54 PM
I've got the Mexicans mowing the lawn at 7-8AM here waking me up. No offense for the stereotype but they really ARE Mexicans.

Johnny Kleenexxx
08-06-07, 05:47 PM
the cheeseheads start drilling at 7am here . . law allows it . . mental

heidi84
08-06-07, 07:16 PM
I have kids playing from 8am across from me and it doesnt bother me, they are kids playing and thats what kids do. If i saw a group of kids over there not making a noise id be more worried thinking what are they upto? lol. It was even worse when i lived with aaron, we had neighbours who mowed the fucking lawn at 7am, that drove me mental, while kids i can put up with.

I guess DVT had no mates and played in his yard till he was 15 so he doesnt know what its like to play out with his mates and make a noise. haha.