Spam me with marketing ideas (non-adult, offline)

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it's been suggested to me on friday that i should take over the event management of a smallish shopping centre nearby.
by smallish i mean: a super market, a drug store, a cleaning service, an optician, a flower shop, a ciggie shop, 2 pubs, a hairdressers, a bakery, a bank, some crafts shop, a jewelers, a tattoo studio. small enough to handle it on the side as a welcome extra income.

they kicked out the recent event management company, all i need to suggest to them are some ideas for this year. obviously halloween and xmas are a given.

any ideas of smallish events that you would like to see at your local mall? brainstorm away, help me impress the buggers. :D

[NumptyNuts]

You need more ideas or you will fold like the other guy -

management of a smallish shopping centre nearby.

This confuses me too, they already have these stores in place? Are you gonna do things like fill cars with smarties and ask people to guess how many are in it?

If I had it I would close the flower shop turn one bar into a strip joint for fellas, one a strip joint for Girls and replace all the other units with Kebab Houses and fast food outlets.

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not management, event management.
did the slave driving with up to 400 people before, wouldn't wanna do it again. ;)

where did i say i lacked ideas? not sharing them is to avoid those who might have ideas for me getting trapped in my line of thinking. there might be better ideas than the ones i have so far. i'm sometimes surprised by what others find amusing.
and the 2 holidays are mentioned to keep the obvious events off the list as well.

less confused now, dear?