Ive fallen in Love with a Polish barmade

[JT]

My mrs comes home on thursday, but I love the Polish barmade at our local pub. Shes got the best arse ever. What shall I do.

Just incase you are wondering I may have had a few to many glasses of falling down water :cheers:

[Rosie]

Have I mentionned that you're a slapper yet today Johny?

[JT]

Have I mentionned that you're a slapper yet today Johny?

I dont know, but she kept sticking her tounge out at me and winking at me. I love her and want to finger her :blush:

[Tim]

Invite her over.
BTW - what happened with the 7 hookers? :handjob:

[JT]

Invite her over.
BTW - what happened with the 7 hookers? :handjob:


I got drunk instead and had a wank :blush:

[dvtimes]

Sleep with her (and film it).

[SGS]

Then post it on good old sneezwort :)

[craig]

I dont know, but she kept sticking her tounge out at me and winking at me. I love her and want to finger her :blush:

sounds like a nervous twitch to me :takethat:

[Tim]

I got drunk instead and had a wank :blush:

:lmfao: El cheapo self service!

[-HF]

I dont know, but she kept sticking her tounge out at me and winking at me. I love her and want to finger her :blush:
which mate's bird is this then?