Dirty Fucking Little Bastards!

[Geezer]

I got bitten the other night by some little fucking thing and now my forearm has a red patch about 6 inches by 3 inches like I have sprayed a tone of Ralgex on it.

How does something so small cause so much bastard infection :ugly:

[morefodder]

This thread . ya de ya .. pics !!!

[-HF]

it's that spider, i tell ya.

[morefodder]

it's that spider, i tell ya.
:lmao2: Spider-geezer .. webslinging beer drinking super hero we can all look up to !!

[JT]

Maybe your having an illergic reaction? Pop along to the doctors otherwise it may spread

[Geezer]

This thread . ya de ya .. pics !!!

OK this is the best I could do, it's actually spred a bit further since I took the 5 minutes ago.

If I am not here tomoroow you can presume it spread to my heart and killed me :angel:

http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~123456/bite.jpg

[Geezer]

Maybe your having an illergic reaction? Pop along to the doctors otherwise it may spread


I hoping it will spread to my cock and make that swell :Penis

[-HF]

i told you right away those cheap Rolex fakes are no good.

[Rosie]

Mozzie allergy - I developed one as well this year. My GP says he's never known so many allergic reactions to British mozzies in his life. Must be all the marmite.

[Gnat69]

OK this is the best I could do, it's actually spred a bit further since I took the 5 minutes ago.

If I am not here tomoroow you can presume it spread to my heart and killed me :angel:

http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~123456/bite.jpg

Holy shit Geezer!!! I find the little buggars hurt more than the big one, have a stella on me :)

[Geezer]

You may notice another bite mark in that pic, but that is a human one from the mother of my first child. BASTARD!

http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~123456/bite2.jpg

[Geezer]

i told you right away those cheap Rolex fakes are no good.

I'll see if I can a pic of my Green wrist :lmao2:

[-HF]

Mozzie allergy - I developed one as well this year. My GP says he's never known so many allergic reactions to British mozzies in his life. Must be all the marmite.
nah. it's all those foreign mozzies. :lmao2:

[Geezer]

it's that spider, i tell ya.

If it was that spider I wouldn't have an arm to show LOL

[-HF]

Holy shit Geezer!!! I find the little buggars hurt more than the big one, have a stella on me :)
is that a yes to anal sex?

[-HF]

I'll see if I can a pic of my Green wrist :lmao2:
it will be ingrown by now.

[Geezer]

It's all gone dark, I'm getting a bit worried

[-HF]

It's all gone dark, I'm getting a bit worried
with one arm left, the typing with one hand will be a tough call, eh?

[Geezer]

Thank fuck for that, the electric went :lmao2:

[Geezer]

Fucking hell, my knob has swollen to double it's size now.

I just phoned my Dr and explained, he said it's something to do with it filling with blood and is nothing to worry about.